"katy" wrote in message
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Mundo wrote:
Alaskan Crabs
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage
man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,"
said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The
troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some
good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news
first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning
we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed
Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper
continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king
crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned, Mr.
Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good new
s, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up
again tomorrow.²

GROSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Funny. And it made me hungry for Dungeness crab.

Max