*

Alaskan Crabs
*
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident,
an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced
Alaska State Troopers.
*
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information
about your wife," said one trooper.
*
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
*
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have
some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
Which do you want to hear first?"
*
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me
the bad news first."
*
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this
morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
*
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked,
"What's the good news?"
*
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12
twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness
crabs clinging to her."
*
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good new
s,
what's the great news?"
*
The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.²

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Could you please refrain from posting such truly tasteless crap?

Thanks,

Russell

On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:24:25 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):

Could you please refrain from posting such truly tasteless crap?

Thanks,

Russell



If you would like some tasteful crap ... suck my ass!

Thanks

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

I'm asking one last time nicely. My wife drown in a kayak a year ago, this
is way too personal. I realize you don't know my affairs but please lay off
of the dead wife jokes. I really appreciate your cooperation and thank you.

Russell

Russell Johnson wrote:
I'm asking one last time nicely. My wife drown in a kayak a year ago, this
is way too personal. I realize you don't know my affairs but please lay off
of the dead wife jokes. I really appreciate your cooperation and thank you.

Russell



Are you upset because the cops wouldn't share any crabs with you?

"Russell Johnson" posted in
alt.sailing.asa on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:37:35 -0800:

I'm asking one last time nicely. My wife drown in a kayak a year ago, this
is way too personal. I realize you don't know my affairs but please lay off
of the dead wife jokes. I really appreciate your cooperation and thank you.

Russell


How can you tell if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink

--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

Obstinate people can be divded into the opinionated, the ignorant,
and the boorish.
-Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics, Bk. VII

Russell Johnson wrote:
I'm asking one last time nicely. My wife drown in a kayak a year ago, this
is way too personal. I realize you don't know my affairs but please lay off
of the dead wife jokes. I really appreciate your cooperation and thank you.

Russell


The world does not revolve around you,...if you are that tender and raw
still, then refrain from reading it..

"katy" wrote in message
...

The world does not revolve around you,...if you are that tender and raw
still, then refrain from reading it..


The title was fraudulent, it was intended to trick others into reading that
purile crap. I twice asked nicely, explained my situation, now I'm being
attacked and ridiculed over the misfortune of my wife. What is wrong with
you people? Where is the apology? Any decency? Would you be proud of your
children if they behaved that way? The ISP's and the ASA Association will
agree with me.

Russell

-----Refain from reading it--------
Right on Katy!!!

Beside; Muno could always renege
like other Soc-puppets.













http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz

On Feb 19, 11:29 am, Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:24:25 -0500, Russell Johnson wrote
(in article ):

Could you please refrain from posting such truly tasteless crap?

Thanks,

Russell

If you would like some tasteful crap ... suck my ass!

Thanks

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

You might get that prostate massage after all... eh Mundo?

Joe