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Mundo wrote:
Alaskan Crabs The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good new s, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.² GROSSSSSS!!!!!!! |
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Question?
Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:50:48 -0500, Thom Stewart wrote
(in article ): Question? Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz He does not exist.... he might be Jimmy the pep boy! -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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"Mundo" wrote in message . net... On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:50:48 -0500, Thom Stewart wrote (in article ): Question? Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz He does not exist.... he might be Jimmy the pep boy! I don't think so. Jimmy was barely literate. RJ tended to use reasonably good grammar and his spelling was correct. Max |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:50:48 -0500, Thom Stewart wrote
(in article ): Question? Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Johnson -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:50:48 -0500, Thom Stewart wrote (in article ): Question? Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomJazz http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Johnson Well, that explains everything... |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:07:54 -0500, katy wrote
(in article ): Mundo wrote: On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:50:48 -0500, Thom Stewart wrote (in article ): Question? Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Johnson Well, that explains everything... No one ever suspects the professor. He was without a doubt sneaking into Mary Ann's hut. -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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Mundo wrote:
On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:07:54 -0500, katy wrote (in article ): Mundo wrote: On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:50:48 -0500, Thom Stewart wrote (in article ): Question? Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Johnson Well, that explains everything... No one ever suspects the professor. He was without a doubt sneaking into Mary Ann's hut. He hasn't been here for awile... |
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On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 17:04:23 -0500, katy wrote
(in article ): Mundo wrote: On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:07:54 -0500, katy wrote (in article ): Mundo wrote: On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:50:48 -0500, Thom Stewart wrote (in article ): Question? Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Johnson Well, that explains everything... No one ever suspects the professor. He was without a doubt sneaking into Mary Ann's hut. He hasn't been here for awile... He is still alive. One of the few left from the cast. Mary ann and ginger also. -- Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass |
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"Mundo" wrote in message . net... On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:07:54 -0500, katy wrote (in article ): Mundo wrote: On Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:50:48 -0500, Thom Stewart wrote (in article ): Question? Who the hell is Russell Johnson and where did he come from? Does anyone know? Confirmation from a real person, please. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Johnson Well, that explains everything... No one ever suspects the professor. He was without a doubt sneaking into Mary Ann's hut. Ya think?? He never showed the slightest interest in the women. I think he had eyes for Gilligan. Max |
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