nightbat wrote

Smee wrote:

"Hatchetmama" wrote in
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On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:41:39 -0500, nightbat
wrote:


nightbat wrote

dave hillstrom wrote:


On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:32:55 -0500, nightbat
wrote:



Daedalus wrote:



Things that are good when they're chunky:

Peanut butter

Things that are bad when they're chunky:

Aerobics instructors


Davyboy

things that are bad whether chunky or not.


nightbat

Hey, how dare you address the famous profound humble net
Captain like that, what impertinence, what disrespect, ten whole
demerits for that, sheesh! And I'm as fit as a fiddle and quicker then
lighting, my name is night the bat don't wear it out. I'm Maverick bad
but in a good science way. Officer HonestJohn please escort this Davyboy
repugnant upstart whiner to coffeeboy rehabilitation bellboy training
academy, sheesh!

where do these loose guns all come from,
the nightbat


pushes nightbat into teh Pit


Oh damn! He'll spoil the mix for sure!

Smee



nightbat

The Indy Base One Captain manages to reach for his whip and
like lighting wraps it around the bunched up laughing coffeeboys legs as
they all begin to slide into the pit. Smee cries out, "Mama" while
Davyboy tries to cling to the sides yelling for Jade to grab help and
hold him. The Indy Captain nightbat while the clueless ones yell in
frightening despair pulls himself up and now the poor coffeeboys are
left dangling into the pit. Help us please, oh Captain please!, we don't
want to fall in! Please help us, we're sorry and we didn't mean nothing,
we know you're the best!

With that the Captain tries to reach for Davyboy the closest but he's so
heavy and naturally coffeeboy struggling out of fear of the dark pit,
says, help me nightbat, just then Hatchetmama screaming lets go.
Ahhhhhhhhh,! Now Smee is crying like a baby, oh Mama, oh Jesus, oh Mama,
Ohhhhhhhh ****!!!!!!!! and falls into the dark menacing pit too! Jade
and Davyboy, the last ones holding on now yell, help us Captain, please
oh God please help us! My hands are slipping, I can't hold on much
longer, I'm not going to make it, cries Davyboy! Here grab hold of my
hand, nightbat yells, grab hold, but Jade yells back, what will the rest
of our buddies think if you save us? Grab hold dummy, you're slipping,
nightbat tries to save both of them, and in a flash, Jade crying lets go
and is gone taking Davyboy with him, into the Captain's stowfile pit of
hopeless souls.

silly coffeeboys,
the nightbat

Coffeeboys - denying reality since day one -- nightbat
"Doctor, what do we do with these clueless auk orphans?"
"Put them with the rest of the born losers"