nightbat wrote

Smee wrote:

"Hatchetmama" wrote in
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On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:41:39 -0500, nightbat
wrote:


nightbat wrote

dave hillstrom wrote:


On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:32:55 -0500, nightbat
wrote:



Daedalus wrote:



Things that are good when they're chunky:

Peanut butter

Things that are bad when they're chunky:

Aerobics instructors


Davyboy

things that are bad whether chunky or not.


nightbat

Hey, how dare you address the famous profound humble net
Captain like that, what impertinence, what disrespect, ten whole
demerits for that, sheesh! And I'm as fit as a fiddle and quicker then
lighting, my name is night the bat don't wear it out. I'm Maverick bad
but in a good science way. Officer HonestJohn please escort this Davyboy
repugnant upstart whiner to coffeeboy rehabilitation bellboy training
academy, sheesh!

where do these loose guns all come from,
the nightbat


pushes nightbat into teh Pit


Oh damn! He'll spoil the mix for sure!

Smee



nightbat

The Indy Base One Captain manages to reach for his whip and
like lighting wraps it around the bunched up laughing coffeeboys legs as
they all begin to slide into the pit. Smee cries out, "Mama" while
Davyboy tries to cling to the sides yelling for Jade to grab help and
hold him. The Indy Captain nightbat while the clueless ones yell in
frightening despair pulls himself up and now the poor coffeeboys are
left dangling into the pit. Help us please, oh Captain please!, we don't
want to fall in! Please help us, we're sorry and we didn't mean nothing,
we know you're the best!

With that the Captain tries to reach for Davyboy the closest but he's so
heavy and naturally coffeeboy struggling out of fear of the dark pit,
says, help me nightbat, just then Hatchetmama screaming lets go.
Ahhhhhhhhh,! Now Smee is crying like a baby, oh Mama, oh Jesus, oh Mama,
Ohhhhhhhh ****!!!!!!!! and falls into the dark menacing pit too! Jade
and Davyboy, the last ones holding on now yell, help us Captain, please
oh God please help us! My hands are slipping, I can't hold on much
longer, I'm not going to make it, cries Davyboy! Here grab hold of my
hand, nightbat yells, grab hold, but Jade yells back, what will the rest
of our buddies think if you save us? Grab hold dummy, you're slipping,
nightbat tries to save both of them, and in a flash, Jade crying lets go
and is gone taking Davyboy with him, into the Captain's stowfile pit of
hopeless souls.

silly coffeeboys,
the nightbat

Coffeeboys - denying reality since day one -- nightbat
"Doctor, what do we do with these clueless auk orphans?"
"Put them with the rest of the born losers"

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

Smee wrote:
"Hatchetmama" wrote in
message ...

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:14:57 -0500, nightbat
wrote:


nightbat wrote

dave hillstrom wrote:


On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:41:39 -0500, nightbat
wrote:



nightbat wrote

dave hillstrom wrote:



On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:32:55 -0500, nightbat
wrote:




Daedalus wrote:




Things that are good when they're chunky:

Peanut butter

Things that are bad when they're chunky:

Aerobics instructors


Davyboy

things that are bad whether chunky or not.


nightbat

Hey, how dare you address the famous profound humble net
Captain like that, what impertinence, what disrespect, ten whole
demerits for that, sheesh! And I'm as fit as a fiddle and quicker then
lighting, my name is night the bat don't wear it out. I'm Maverick bad
but in a good science way. Officer HonestJohn please escort this

Davyboy

repugnant upstart whiner to coffeeboy rehabilitation bellboy training
academy, sheesh!

where do these loose guns all come from,
the nightbat

Davyboy

im sorry, but i dont drink coffee. nor do i have the suckupness of a
bellboy. so ill just keep on making fun of you and your babbling, if
thats alright.


nightbat

Too bad Davyboy, Science Team Officers aren't sorry because
clueless one, you don't ever get to duty drink coffee silly, you orderly
trained Sean Starship serve it. And the default choice of occupation is
not optional, when spamming profound Science Team Officers, cause you're
then automatically bellboy elected. Now that you lost your job making
peanut butter get with the program and report back to Commander Double-A
for Academy coffeeboy retraining, sheesh!

at ease,
the nightbat

Coffeeboys - denying reality since day one -- nightbat
"Doctor, what do we do with these clueless auk orphans?"
"Put them with the rest of the born losers"


Pit or Shed?


The spambot dump.

Smee

nightbat

No all the coffeeboys go to the Captain's stowfile for awaiting
processing 'till Darla gets back. You see she has an affinity for her
retards and knows you all by name. Nano unused latent junk gene rejects
that never fully developed into the full potential the Seans had aspired
for in their Earth planet plant/animal/human gene manipulation attempts.
Yes sadly you too Smee, so get in there and prepare for reprocessing
when the Princess Darla gets back, oh the humanity!

You forgot to lame about "nano diapers", napoleon.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert

Daedalus wrote:

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:35:17 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:31:43 -0500, Daedalus
wrote:

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:42:48 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:58:53 -0500, Daedalus
wrote:

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:14:57 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

dave hillstrom wrote:

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:41:39 -0500, nightbat
wrote:


nightbat wrote

dave hillstrom wrote:


On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:32:55 -0500, nightbat
wrote:



Daedalus wrote:



Things that are good when they're chunky:

Peanut butter

Things that are bad when they're chunky:

Aerobics instructors


Davyboy

things that are bad whether chunky or not.


nightbat

Hey, how dare you address the famous profound humble net
Captain like that, what impertinence, what disrespect, ten whole
demerits for that, sheesh! And I'm as fit as a fiddle and quicker then
lighting, my name is night the bat don't wear it out. I'm Maverick bad
but in a good science way. Officer HonestJohn please escort this
Davyboy
repugnant upstart whiner to coffeeboy rehabilitation bellboy training
academy, sheesh!

where do these loose guns all come from,
the nightbat

Davyboy

im sorry, but i dont drink coffee. nor do i have the suckupness of a
bellboy. so ill just keep on making fun of you and your babbling, if
thats alright.


nightbat

Too bad Davyboy, Science Team Officers aren't sorry because
clueless one, you don't ever get to duty drink coffee silly, you orderly
trained Sean Starship serve it. And the default choice of occupation is
not optional, when spamming profound Science Team Officers, cause you're
then automatically bellboy elected. Now that you lost your job making
peanut butter get with the program and report back to Commander Double-A
for Academy coffeeboy retraining, sheesh!

How do people at family get togethers react when you talk like this?

they laugh at him of course. in his little satin, red and white
harlequin outfit with the tights and the be-belled hat.

I think he throws a pair of Spock ears into that mix.

you dont think his are big enough as they are?

Could be. He hears things.

Most people outgrow the phase he is in before puberty.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert

Daedalus wrote:

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:50:15 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:07:55 -0500, Daedalus
wrote:

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:59:17 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:53:02 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

Daedalus wrote:
On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:14:57 -0500, nightbat
wrote:


nightbat wrote

dave hillstrom wrote:


On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:41:39 -0500, nightbat
wrote:



nightbat wrote

dave hillstrom wrote:



On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:32:55 -0500, nightbat
wrote:




Daedalus wrote:




Things that are good when they're chunky:

Peanut butter

Things that are bad when they're chunky:

Aerobics instructors


Davyboy

things that are bad whether chunky or not.


nightbat

Hey, how dare you address the famous profound humble net
Captain like that, what impertinence, what disrespect, ten whole
demerits for that, sheesh! And I'm as fit as a fiddle and quicker then
lighting, my name is night the bat don't wear it out. I'm Maverick bad
but in a good science way. Officer HonestJohn please escort this
Davyboy
repugnant upstart whiner to coffeeboy rehabilitation bellboy training
academy, sheesh!

where do these loose guns all come from,
the nightbat

Davyboy

im sorry, but i dont drink coffee. nor do i have the suckupness of a
bellboy. so ill just keep on making fun of you and your babbling, if
thats alright.


nightbat

Too bad Davyboy, Science Team Officers aren't sorry because
clueless one, you don't ever get to duty drink coffee silly, you orderly
trained Sean Starship serve it. And the default choice of occupation is
not optional, when spamming profound Science Team Officers, cause you're
then automatically bellboy elected. Now that you lost your job making
peanut butter get with the program and report back to Commander Double-A
for Academy coffeeboy retraining, sheesh!

Jade

How do people at family get togethers react when you talk like this?

Jade


nightbat

Super advanced logic Science Officer brainers don't normally go
to family get togethers because they're too busy on duty trying to
secure a Starship. Do you want to play a game?

ponder on,
the nightbat

i do believe nightfat is coming onto you, jade.

Do you think he wants to take me to his super advanced orbital science
lab and show me his Bunson burner?

probably. then its off to the specimen jar collection for dinner.

ACK!!

I'm turning off the computer now.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert

Daedalus wrote:

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:39:01 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:27:57 -0500, Daedalus
wrote:

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:43:10 -0500, Hatchetmama
wrote:

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:48:13 -0500, dave hillstrom
wrote:

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:40:58 -0500, Hatchetmama
om wrote:

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:41:39 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

dave hillstrom wrote:

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:32:55 -0500, nightbat
wrote:


Daedalus wrote:


Things that are good when they're chunky:

Peanut butter

Things that are bad when they're chunky:

Aerobics instructors


Davyboy

things that are bad whether chunky or not.


nightbat

Hey, how dare you address the famous profound humble net
Captain like that, what impertinence, what disrespect, ten whole
demerits for that, sheesh! And I'm as fit as a fiddle and quicker then
lighting, my name is night the bat don't wear it out. I'm Maverick bad
but in a good science way. Officer HonestJohn please escort this Davyboy
repugnant upstart whiner to coffeeboy rehabilitation bellboy training
academy, sheesh!

where do these loose guns all come from,
the nightbat

pushes nightbat into teh Pit

hey! trippy! while yer down there, slop some of the good stuff on
nightnat, would you?

auk orphan?

auk space cadet.

sshhhhh

his little pointed head doesnt realize im not from auk...

Then I won't tell him.

Don't worry, napoleon is so comfortable with his delusions that he'll
never figure this out.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

"To err is human, to cover it up is Weasel" -- Dogbert

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:16:11 -0500, dave hillstrom wrote...

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:32:55 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

Daedalus wrote:

Things that are good when they're chunky:

Peanut butter

Things that are bad when they're chunky:

Aerobics instructors


things that are bad whether chunky or not.

nightbat

I agree wiht this poast!!!!1!!1!

--
Intrepid Logic

Not afraid to correct a ****wit
Not afraid to mock a kook

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:41:39 -0500, nightbat wrote...

nightbat wrote

dave hillstrom wrote:

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:32:55 -0500, nightbat
wrote:


Daedalus wrote:


Things that are good when they're chunky:

Peanut butter

Things that are bad when they're chunky:

Aerobics instructors


Davyboy

things that are bad whether chunky or not.


nightbat

Hey, how dare you address the famous profound humble net
Captain like that, what impertinence, what disrespect, ten whole
demerits for that, sheesh! And I'm as fit as a fiddle and quicker then
lighting, my name is night the bat don't wear it out. I'm Maverick bad
but in a good science way. Officer HonestJohn please escort this Davyboy
repugnant upstart whiner to coffeeboy rehabilitation bellboy training
academy, sheesh!

where do these loose guns all come from,
the nightbat

Quite, wombat.

--
Intrepid Logic

Not afraid to correct a ****wit
Not afraid to mock a kook

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:14:57 -0500, nightbat wrote...

nightbat wrote

dave hillstrom wrote:

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:41:39 -0500, nightbat
wrote:


nightbat wrote

dave hillstrom wrote:


On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:32:55 -0500, nightbat
wrote:



Daedalus wrote:



Things that are good when they're chunky:

Peanut butter

Things that are bad when they're chunky:

Aerobics instructors


Davyboy

things that are bad whether chunky or not.


nightbat

Hey, how dare you address the famous profound humble net
Captain like that, what impertinence, what disrespect, ten whole
demerits for that, sheesh! And I'm as fit as a fiddle and quicker then
lighting, my name is night the bat don't wear it out. I'm Maverick bad
but in a good science way. Officer HonestJohn please escort this Davyboy
repugnant upstart whiner to coffeeboy rehabilitation bellboy training
academy, sheesh!

where do these loose guns all come from,
the nightbat

Davyboy

im sorry, but i dont drink coffee. nor do i have the suckupness of a
bellboy. so ill just keep on making fun of you and your babbling, if
thats alright.


nightbat

Too bad Davyboy, Science Team Officers

Hey wombat, do tell all exactly what team of rocket scientists you form? Is
it the one that invented toaster pastry?


--
Intrepid Logic

Not afraid to correct a ****wit
Not afraid to mock a kook

Smee wrote:
"dave hillstrom" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:53:22 -0600, trippy
wrote:

In article , Daedalus took
the hamburger meat, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh Wow"...


Things that are good when they're chunky:

Peanut butter

Not true. Creamy uber alles.

HEATHEN!!!

I am bi-chunkyness: either or both.

Doubles your chances of a snack on Saturday night!



Things that are bad when they're chunky:

Aerobics instructors



Ok, that's bad.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

this signature is NOT for mimus. so there.

but it is for hatchetmama and shirley.




--
Vous pensez, donc oh soyez