"Mundo" wrote
I think it is time
to have my prostrate massaged. Us old folks need all the help with that sort
of thing. Maybe when Jimmy quits pep boys he can come and rub cream in my
cracked feet.

Do you mean your *prostate*? How are you gonna massage that? Do you know where it
is? It's up in your butt hole. lol. Maybe if you ask Capt. JG nice he'll do it for you.
roflmao And that cream on your cracked feet. Capt. JG might be able to help you out
there too. too funny

Cheers,
Ellen

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 14:58:30 -0500, Ellen MacArthur wrote
(in article ews.net):


"Mundo" wrote
I think it is time
to have my prostrate massaged. Us old folks need all the help with that sort
of thing. Maybe when Jimmy quits pep boys he can come and rub cream in my
cracked feet.

Do you mean your *prostate*? How are you gonna massage that? Do you
know where it
is? It's up in your butt hole. lol. Maybe if you ask Capt. JG nice he'll
do it for you.
roflmao And that cream on your cracked feet. Capt. JG might be able to
help you out
there too. too funny

Cheers,
Ellen



I stand corrected.........pesky spell checker.. My young nurse has a medical
device called Benwaa or something like that... All these modern medical
devices confuse an old geezer like me.

--
Ol' Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

"Mundo" wrote
I stand corrected.........pesky spell checker.. My young nurse has a medical
device called Benwaa or something like that... All these modern medical
devices confuse an old geezer like me.

It's Ben Wa. It's two metal balls that you insert up your pussy and they vibrate and
rattle together. http://www99.shopping.com/xPO-Ben_Wa...www.google.com
OK but not as good as a Pocket Rocket. http://www99.shopping.com/xFS?KW=Poc...ator&x=28&y=15
Most of us have orgasms from our clitorises.
I never heard of men using Ben Wa balls. But I guess they'd be able to massage the prostate. Why not just a good
bowel movement. That should do it.

Cheers,
Ellen

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:12:37 -0500, Ellen MacArthur wrote
(in article ews.net):

Why not just a good bowel movement. That should do it.

Those where the days!

--
Ol' Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Mundo wrote:
On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:12:37 -0500, Ellen MacArthur wrote
(in article ews.net):


Why not just a good bowel movement. That should do it.


Those where the days!


Eat more fiber...

"Mundo" wrote
Those where the days!

Katy's right. Eat more fiber. If you eat good organic stuff like cabbage (cole slaw)
walnuts, pickles, apples, pears, avocados, squash etc. and drink lots of liquids you won't
be so constipated all the time. Your poop'll come out easier....

Cheers,
Ellen

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:34:53 -0500, Ellen MacArthur wrote
(in article ews.net):


"Mundo" wrote
Those where the days!

Katy's right. Eat more fiber. If you eat good organic stuff like cabbage

(cole slaw)
walnuts, pickles, apples, pears, avocados, squash etc. and drink lots of
liquids you won't
be so constipated all the time. Your poop'll come out easier....

Cheers,
Ellen



But then the children are always wiping their eyes and saying things like
"**** dad, are you kidding? or You do that again and I will kill you in your
sleep." Cute little ragamuffins. They never complain when I let them light
them off for their friends.........

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Mundo wrote:
On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:34:53 -0500, Ellen MacArthur wrote
(in article ews.net):


"Mundo" wrote

Those where the days!

Katy's right. Eat more fiber. If you eat good organic stuff like cabbage


(cole slaw)
walnuts, pickles, apples, pears, avocados, squash etc. and drink lots of
liquids you won't
be so constipated all the time. Your poop'll come out easier....

Cheers,
Ellen




But then the children are always wiping their eyes and saying things like
"**** dad, are you kidding? or You do that again and I will kill you in your
sleep." Cute little ragamuffins. They never complain when I let them light
them off for their friends.........


Get a dog. Then blame it on him.

"Mundo" wrote:
Ellen MacArthur wrote

"Mundo" wrote
Those where the days!

Katy's right. Eat more fiber. If you eat good
organic stuff like cabbage

(cole slaw)
walnuts, pickles, apples, pears, avocados, squash etc.
and drink lots of
liquids you won't
be so constipated all the time. Your poop'll come out
easier....

Cheers,
Ellen



But then the children are always wiping their eyes and
saying things like
"**** dad, are you kidding? or You do that again and I
will kill you in your
sleep." Cute little ragamuffins. They never complain when
I let them light
them off for their friends.........


There went my coffee...

Seahag