"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:


I'd like that, but then I like creeping underwear too.

I'm sure that I don't want to know what you're talking about!

That was one of Chuck Barris' favorite tag lines. Jamie Farr might gong one
of the contestants, and Chuck would say, "Oh, too bad. I kind of liked him,
but then I like jock itch and athlete's foot, too." Or something similar.
The underwear comment appeared regularly.

Max

"katy" wrote in message
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Martin Baxter wrote:
Maxprop wrote:


I'd like that, but then I like creeping underwear too.


I'm sure that I don't want to know what you're talking about!

Cheers
Marty

It's amazing, sometimes, the things you find out about people you've known
for years...glad I'm no sharing a slip with him any more..each time I
looked at him now I'd be looking for crep lines...

See my post to Marty for an explanation.

Max

Maxprop wrote:
"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:

OK, you don't have to rub it in!

A little scotch will go a long way in easing your pain.

I had a single malt from the southern-most of the Outer Hebrides the
other, it was almost like eating smoked peat. My friend and I had to
consume most of the bottle before we could decide if we liked it. ;-o


That would be an Islay single malt, quite peaty and often smokey as well.
If you decide you don't care for them, I'd be more than happy to "dispose"
of them for you.

Max


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Maxprop wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:



OK, you don't have to rub it in!

A little scotch will go a long way in easing your pain.

I had a single malt from the southern-most of the Outer Hebrides the
other, it was almost like eating smoked peat. My friend and I had to
consume most of the bottle before we could decide if we liked it. ;-o

That would be an Islay single malt, quite peaty and often smokey as well.
If you decide you don't care for them, I'd be more than happy to "dispose"
of them for you.


I think I'll have to buy several more bottles, nay, cases, before
deciding, could take me years to make up my mind. 'Tis a dirty job, but
I'm committed to this worthwhile endeavor.

Cheers
Marty

Maxprop wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:


I'd like that, but then I like creeping underwear too.

I'm sure that I don't want to know what you're talking about!

That was one of Chuck Barris' favorite tag lines. Jamie Farr might gong one
of the contestants, and Chuck would say, "Oh, too bad. I kind of liked him,
but then I like jock itch and athlete's foot, too." Or something similar.
The underwear comment appeared regularly.

Ah, I see. While I watched the Gong Show regularly, I'm afraid I was
largely paying attention to the opposite sex at that time.

Cheers
Marty

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:


I'd like that, but then I like creeping underwear too.

I'm sure that I don't want to know what you're talking about!

That was one of Chuck Barris' favorite tag lines. Jamie Farr might gong
one
of the contestants, and Chuck would say, "Oh, too bad. I kind of liked
him,
but then I like jock itch and athlete's foot, too." Or something
similar.
The underwear comment appeared regularly.

Ah, I see. While I watched the Gong Show regularly, I'm afraid I was
largely paying attention to the opposite sex at that time.

Did you ever see that movie, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, ostensibly an
autobiography by Barris of his life as a CIA hit man whilst doing the Gong
Show? I think it's typical Chuck Barris baloney, but who knows.

Max

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Maxprop wrote:



OK, you don't have to rub it in!

A little scotch will go a long way in easing your pain.

I had a single malt from the southern-most of the Outer Hebrides the
other, it was almost like eating smoked peat. My friend and I had to
consume most of the bottle before we could decide if we liked it. ;-o

That would be an Islay single malt, quite peaty and often smokey as well.
If you decide you don't care for them, I'd be more than happy to
"dispose"
of them for you.


I think I'll have to buy several more bottles, nay, cases, before
deciding, could take me years to make up my mind. 'Tis a dirty job, but
I'm committed to this worthwhile endeavor.

You're a fine and stalwart man to make such a sacrifice, Martin Baxter.
Canada should be proud.

Max

Maxprop wrote:


Did you ever see that movie, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, ostensibly an
autobiography by Barris of his life as a CIA hit man whilst doing the Gong
Show? I think it's typical Chuck Barris baloney, but who knows.

Surely did, mucho entertainment. I'm sure they had a ball making it, I
don't think we should take any more seriously than we'd take that stupid
"documentary" aleging a domestic plot to blow up the WTC from inside and
launch a US missile into the Pentagon.

Cheers
Marty

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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:


Did you ever see that movie, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, ostensibly
an
autobiography by Barris of his life as a CIA hit man whilst doing the
Gong
Show? I think it's typical Chuck Barris baloney, but who knows.

Surely did, mucho entertainment. I'm sure they had a ball making it, I
don't think we should take any more seriously than we'd take that stupid
"documentary" aleging a domestic plot to blow up the WTC from inside and
launch a US missile into the Pentagon.

What?? The didn't blow up the WTC from inside??

Max
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