1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are
more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual
is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how
to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that outdoors men don't care about nature, but loony
activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money
to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of
the constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and
Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice
person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but
a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese
Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing
conspiracy.

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jlrogers±³©

1. You have to be for capital punishment, and support a ban on stem cell
research.

2. You have to believe that businesses can do no wrong and governments can
do no right, unless they're attacking someone who didn't attack us.

3. You have to believe that anyone doesn't look like you must be bad and
talk a lot about doing something about terrorists and North Korean, but in
fact do nothing.

4. You have to believe that art is just a waste of time, unless you have the
money to afford it.

5. You have to believe that you're right, even after being told by respected
scientists that you're wrong.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are the most important issue of our
time.

7. You have to believe that exploiting those with a disease is the best way
to behave.

8. You have to believe that a teacher makes $30K a year is going to be more
dedicated to his job than one who is paid a fair salary.

9. You have to believe that anyone who cares out the environment must be
anti-business.

10. You have to believe that bragging about something is more important than
actually doing something.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson isn't really just a wack job with a
lot of money.

12. You have to believe the NRA is good because it distorts what the
constitution actually says, and the ACLU is good because it supports the
Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes should not exist.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem have no
place in our history nor have a perspective worth listening to, and people
like Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison were perfect.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are the answer to success,
but teachers' salaries don't matter.

16. You have to believe that politics of personal destruction are good for
the country.

17. You have to believe that if you can't find blame in yourself, you should
blame someone else.

18. You have to believe that just because someone calls himself a
conservative, he actually is a conservative.

19. You have to believe that if you keep mentioning homosexual, lesbians,
and democrats all in one sentence you can stir up enough bigotry and hatred
to win an election.

20. You have to believe that the Democratic Party bad and the Republican
Party talks to God.

21. You have to believe that this message is going to save you from the vast
left-wing press.

Written by me... All mine.


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www.sailnow.com

On Sun, 4 Feb 2007 13:40:47 -0500, jlrogers±³© wrote
(in article ):

1. Snip a bunch of right wing drivle


What is wrong with you people......You need to get out of the News group more
often and visit the real world with real boats and everything.......I will be
looking for your stories soon on the darwin site...

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
. net...
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.

Amen. Death to the innocent; spare the guilty.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
create prosperity.

Amen. Cradle to grave dependency. Down with business. Socialism for
everyone.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are
more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Chinese and North Korean communists.

Amen. Those east Asians wouldn't dare hurt us, but watch out for your next
door neighbor.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

Amen. Those damned early "artists", like Grandma Moses, didn't know ****.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.

Amen. Soccer moms should be forced to drive electric cars.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.

Amen. Boys can play with dolls and girls can play cowboys and Indians,
while the poor gays are powerless to avoid lusting after their own sex. But
that's ok.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.

Amen. Damn gov't. is resposible for all those deaths.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders
how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

Amen. And don't forget that Crissy has two mommies.

9. You have to believe that outdoors men don't care about nature, but
loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

Amen. You don't have to go outside to know all about nature. Read the
Sierra Club magazine and you'll know everything.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
doing something to earn it.

Amen. Outcome-based education has improved our younger generations
tremendously.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money
to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.

Amen. That jew-hating ******* is just a greedy heathen.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts
of the constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution.

Amen. NRA: bad. ACLU: good.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

Amen. We need to tax ATM fees. If you have the cash in your account, you
aren't paying enough tax.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee,
and Thomas Edison.

Amen. If it weren't for women standing up for their rights, there would be
no country to save.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.

Amen. SAT: racist trash designed to keep minorities out of college.
Affirmative action: the way things ought to be.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice
person.

Amen. It takes a village to do her hair.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
charge.

Amen. Hugo Chavez will get it right. Just wait and see. Then we can do
it, too. He'll help us.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail,
but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

Amen. A blow job is nothing important, even if you lie about it.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

Amen. Religion is ruining the world. Gays are good for society.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

Amen. Al Gore is a patriot, I think.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing
conspiracy.

Amen. You should be locked up before someone learns something.

JB

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
1. You have to be for capital punishment, and support a ban on stem cell
research.

2. You have to believe that businesses can do no wrong and governments can
do no right, unless they're attacking someone who didn't attack us.

3. You have to believe that anyone doesn't look like you must be bad and
talk a lot about doing something about terrorists and North Korean, but in
fact do nothing.

4. You have to believe that art is just a waste of time, unless you have
the money to afford it.

5. You have to believe that you're right, even after being told by
respected scientists that you're wrong.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are the most important issue of
our time.

7. You have to believe that exploiting those with a disease is the best
way to behave.

8. You have to believe that a teacher makes $30K a year is going to be
more dedicated to his job than one who is paid a fair salary.

9. You have to believe that anyone who cares out the environment must be
anti-business.

10. You have to believe that bragging about something is more important
than actually doing something.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson isn't really just a wack job with
a lot of money.

12. You have to believe the NRA is good because it distorts what the
constitution actually says, and the ACLU is good because it supports the
Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes should not exist.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem have no
place in our history nor have a perspective worth listening to, and people
like Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison were perfect.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are the answer to success,
but teachers' salaries don't matter.

16. You have to believe that politics of personal destruction are good for
the country.

17. You have to believe that if you can't find blame in yourself, you
should blame someone else.

18. You have to believe that just because someone calls himself a
conservative, he actually is a conservative.

19. You have to believe that if you keep mentioning homosexual, lesbians,
and democrats all in one sentence you can stir up enough bigotry and
hatred to win an election.

20. You have to believe that the Democratic Party bad and the Republican
Party talks to God.

21. You have to believe that this message is going to save you from the
vast left-wing press.

Written by me... All mine.

We could tell.

JB

"Mundo" wrote in message
. net...
On Sun, 4 Feb 2007 13:40:47 -0500, jlrogers±³© wrote
(in article ):

1. Snip a bunch of right wing drivle


What is wrong with you people......You need to get out of the News group
more
often and visit the real world with real boats and everything.......I will
be
looking for your stories soon on the darwin site...

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass


It's winter, Mundo, or hadn't you noticed?

JB

"Capt. JG" wrote in message ...
1. You have to be for capital punishment, and support a ban on stem cell research.

Liberals sure can lie, pervert the issue and rape the language. For example,
if you wrote number one up there right you'd have to say. "You have to be for
capitial punishment and support a ban on increased federal funding for embryonic
stem cell research." Makes a big difference doesn't it when you tell the truth.

2. You have to believe that businesses can do no wrong and governments can do no right, unless they're attacking
someone who didn't attack us.

More lies and distortion. If liberals were honest they'd hafta write: "You have to
believe that businesses have a right to make a profit and governments can do right
only if they stick to what the Constitution says government can do."

3. You have to believe that anyone doesn't look like you must be bad and talk a lot about doing something about
terrorists and North Korean, but in fact do nothing.

It should read: "You have to believe it's pretty hard to do something about
North Korean Nukes after Clinton sold them the technology."

4. You have to believe that art is just a waste of time, unless you have the money to afford it.

How about: "You have to believe federal funding of art is about as bad as federal
funding for abortion." After all the two are about the same these days.

5. You have to believe that you're right, even after being told by respected scientists that you're wrong.

And if your a liberal you have to ignore the majority of scientest who say your
two or three Al Gore types are respected scientests... All the scientific evidence
shows so-called global warming's due to sun cycles.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are the most important issue of our time.

And if your a liberal you think gay is a gender....

7. You have to believe that exploiting those with a disease is the best way to behave.

Is that why liberals use Michael Fox and that Superman Reeves, Christopher?
guy to try to get federal funding for killing embryoes? I never saw any conservatives
stooping that low.

8. You have to believe that a teacher makes $30K a year is going to be more dedicated to his job than one who is paid
a fair salary.

Duh, You have to understand more money doesn't make better teachers. It's just
the opposite. From the state of public education it's obvious that even 30K is too
much for teacher's when they totally fail to teach students how to think.

9. You have to believe that anyone who cares out the environment must be anti-business.

And if your a liberal you have to believe any business is anti-environment.

10. You have to believe that bragging about something is more important than actually doing something.


And if your a liberal you have to believe that saying "I never worked harder in my life"
is the same as getting off your butt and acturally doing something. Notice a trend yet?
Liberals accuse others of doing what they do.


Yawn, I'm getting bored playing this stupid game...

Cheers,
Ellen

"Mundo" wrote in message
. net...
On Sun, 4 Feb 2007 13:40:47 -0500, jlrogers±³© wrote
(in article ):

1. Snip a bunch of right wing drivle


What is wrong with you people......You need to get out of the News group
more
often and visit the real world with real boats and everything.......I will
be
looking for your stories soon on the darwin site...

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass



I sailed on Thursday for a full moon sail. Very light winds on the bay, but
it was quite nice if a bit cold.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Dave" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 4 Feb 2007 11:30:10 -0800, "Capt. JG"
said:

Written by me... All mine.

Unfortunately, it shows.


What's the matter Dave... jealous?

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. JG" wrote
I sailed on Thursday for a full moon sail. Very light winds on the bay, but it was quite nice if a bit cold.

Duh! I don't know what planet you live on but the full moon was Friday where I live.

Cheers,
Ellen