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O/T 21 Beliefs of a Right Wingnut
"Capt. JG" wrote in message ... 1. You have to be for capital punishment, and support a ban on stem cell research. 2. You have to believe that businesses can do no wrong and governments can do no right, unless they're attacking someone who didn't attack us. 3. You have to believe that anyone doesn't look like you must be bad and talk a lot about doing something about terrorists and North Korean, but in fact do nothing. 4. You have to believe that art is just a waste of time, unless you have the money to afford it. 5. You have to believe that you're right, even after being told by respected scientists that you're wrong. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are the most important issue of our time. 7. You have to believe that exploiting those with a disease is the best way to behave. 8. You have to believe that a teacher makes $30K a year is going to be more dedicated to his job than one who is paid a fair salary. 9. You have to believe that anyone who cares out the environment must be anti-business. 10. You have to believe that bragging about something is more important than actually doing something. 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson isn't really just a wack job with a lot of money. 12. You have to believe the NRA is good because it distorts what the constitution actually says, and the ACLU is good because it supports the Constitution. 13. You have to believe that taxes should not exist. 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem have no place in our history nor have a perspective worth listening to, and people like Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison were perfect. 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are the answer to success, but teachers' salaries don't matter. 16. You have to believe that politics of personal destruction are good for the country. 17. You have to believe that if you can't find blame in yourself, you should blame someone else. 18. You have to believe that just because someone calls himself a conservative, he actually is a conservative. 19. You have to believe that if you keep mentioning homosexual, lesbians, and democrats all in one sentence you can stir up enough bigotry and hatred to win an election. 20. You have to believe that the Democratic Party bad and the Republican Party talks to God. 21. You have to believe that this message is going to save you from the vast left-wing press. Written by me... All mine. We could tell. JB |
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