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katy February 1st 07 08:45 PM

My new boat!!
 
John Ryder wrote:
On Jan 31, 9:29 pm, "Capt. JG" wrote:

"John Ryder" wrote in message

groups.com...


Hello all..
Daddy just bought ma a brand new sail boat and I'm
Gonna sail it round Europe, the Mediterranean sea..
Any tips before I set off?


Learn to sail? A good first step... g

--
"j" ganz



Lol..Don't need to..I have a little man to do all that.


Must be a tiller boat...sutr your "little man" is strong enough?

Walt February 1st 07 10:05 PM

My new boat!!
 
katy wrote:
John Ryder wrote:
On Feb 1, 2:47 am, "Maxprop" wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote in message
oups.com...

Hello all..
Daddy just bought ma a brand new sail boat and I'm
Gonna sail it round Europe, the Mediterranean sea..
Any tips before I set off?

Watch for pirates in the Indian Ocean and Red Sea.


Gee, is this the level of help one can expect from the asa?


Most of us worked hard all out lives and bought our boats
ourselves...many life lessons to be learned by doing things that
way...announcing that ones Pater Familias bought his spoiled brat a boat
to keep him out of the mansion just doesn't sit well with most with good
work ethic and who know the value of things...Maybe if you rephrase your
scenario to something like: I have just acquired a sailboat and would
like to sail the Med
and around Europe...you would get some more coherent and helpful
replies...We, the arrogant, suffer arrogancey not in those that haven't
earned their keep here yet...


katy, for god's sake, spit the hook.

//Walt


John Ryder February 2nd 07 09:31 PM

My new boat!!
 
On Feb 1, 7:55 pm, "Ellen MacArthur"
wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote

Yes I'm taking daddies jet to spain first..


What kinda jet? Gulfstream? Or is he really really rich and has a Boeing 737. I hear they're
all the rage for the sooper rich....


I think it's a falcon 50..At least that what I heard one of the tech
men say.


Cheers,
Ellen




John Ryder February 2nd 07 09:32 PM

My new boat!!
 
On Feb 1, 7:57 pm, "Ellen MacArthur"
wrote:
"John Ryder"

"j" ganz


Lol..Don't need to..I have a little man to do all that.


And you just replied to a little prick.... You go, girl!



You silly thing...I'm not a girl.


Cheers,
Ellen




John Ryder February 2nd 07 09:36 PM

My new boat!!
 
On Feb 1, 8:45 pm, katy wrote:
John Ryder wrote:
On Jan 31, 9:29 pm, "Capt. JG" wrote:


"John Ryder" wrote in message


groups.com...


Hello all..
Daddy just bought ma a brand new sail boat and I'm
Gonna sail it round Europe, the Mediterranean sea..
Any tips before I set off?


Learn to sail? A good first step... g


--
"j" ganz


Lol..Don't need to..I have a little man to do all that.


Must be a tiller boat...sutr your "little man" is strong enough?- Hide quoted text -

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No, it's a Canados 86...I think..
Whatever it is i'm sure captain Frank is up to the job.



Ellen MacArthur February 2nd 07 09:55 PM

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"John Ryder" wrote

I think it's a falcon 50..At least that what I heard one of the tech
men say.


Impressive. That's a nice airplane. Is your new sailboat that expensive?
Did you get a big Swan? I wanna crew on a Swan 75. :-)

Cheers,
Ellen



Ellen MacArthur February 2nd 07 09:58 PM

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"John Ryder" wrote
You silly thing...I'm not a girl.


OOps! I'm sorry, there was just something about the way you talked that
didn't sound like a man. Maybe your a young man? You did call your father
"daddy". Usually girls say that but like young boys might say it too.

Cheers,
Ellen



Ellen MacArthur February 2nd 07 10:04 PM

My new boat!!
 

"John Ryder" wrote
No, it's a Canados 86...I think..
Whatever it is i'm sure captain Frank is up to the job.


I never heard of that Brand and I know bunches about sailboats. So I googled it.
It's a freaking motor boat. Duh. That doesn't impress anybody here. This is a
group for sailors and sailboats. Get your Daddy to buy you a Swan 75 and I'll
teach you how to sail it. Nobody's more qualified than me.

http://www.teamellen.com/en/ellen.asp giggle


Cheers,
Ellen



John Ryder February 3rd 07 08:07 PM

My new boat!!
 
On Feb 2, 10:04 pm, "Ellen MacArthur"
wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote

No, it's a Canados 86...I think..
Whatever it is i'm sure captain Frank is up to the job.


I never heard of that Brand and I know bunches about sailboats. So I googled it.
It's a freaking motor boat. Duh. That doesn't impress anybody here. This is a
group for sailors and sailboats. Get your Daddy to buy you a Swan 75 and I'll
teach you how to sail it. Nobody's more qualified than me.

http://www.teamellen.com/en/ellen.asp giggle

Cheers,
Ellen


You can't be a sailor...Your a girl..
I mean a female sailor..Thats just stupid.


Ellen MacArthur February 3rd 07 08:19 PM

My new boat!!
 

"John Ryder" wrote
You can't be a sailor...Your a girl..
I mean a female sailor..Thats just stupid.


You're right. Well, sorta. I'm a female sailor. But I was just pulling your leg.
I'm not the Ellen MacArthur in that web site I put the link in to. But, that Ellen does
look like a boy, doesn't she? But, she's really a girl. And she's a very good sailor.
She's won sailboat races going all around the world. She's beaten lots of men.
Compared to you I'm poor. I only sail a little sailboat. Only 18-feet long.
But, it's fun. Probably more fun that a great big one that you can't sail by
yourself. It's OK having pilots and captains and servants but it's a drag too.
Everybody doing things for you all the time. No privacy. Manners. No fun at all....

Cheers,
Ellen




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