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John Ryder January 31st 07 08:43 PM

My new boat!!
 
Hello all..
Daddy just bought ma a brand new sail boat and I'm
Gonna sail it round Europe, the Mediterranean sea..
Any tips before I set off?


Capt. JG January 31st 07 09:29 PM

My new boat!!
 
"John Ryder" wrote in message
oups.com...
Hello all..
Daddy just bought ma a brand new sail boat and I'm
Gonna sail it round Europe, the Mediterranean sea..
Any tips before I set off?



Learn to sail? A good first step... g

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com




Ellen MacArthur January 31st 07 09:45 PM

My new boat!!
 

"John Ryder" wrote ...
Hello all..
Daddy just bought ma a brand new sail boat and I'm
Gonna sail it round Europe, the Mediterranean sea..
Any tips before I set off?


Your posting from Bangkok Thailand. You've got a long way to sail before
you get to the Med. Duh!

Cheers,
Ellen



Maxprop February 1st 07 02:47 AM

My new boat!!
 

"John Ryder" wrote in message
oups.com...
Hello all..
Daddy just bought ma a brand new sail boat and I'm
Gonna sail it round Europe, the Mediterranean sea..
Any tips before I set off?


Watch for pirates in the Indian Ocean and Red Sea.

Max



John Ryder February 1st 07 07:38 PM

My new boat!!
 
On Feb 1, 2:47 am, "Maxprop" wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote in message

oups.com...

Hello all..
Daddy just bought ma a brand new sail boat and I'm
Gonna sail it round Europe, the Mediterranean sea..
Any tips before I set off?


Watch for pirates in the Indian Ocean and Red Sea.

Max


Gee, is this the level of help one can expect from the asa?


John Ryder February 1st 07 07:39 PM

My new boat!!
 
On Jan 31, 9:29 pm, "Capt. JG" wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote in message

oups.com...

Hello all..
Daddy just bought ma a brand new sail boat and I'm
Gonna sail it round Europe, the Mediterranean sea..
Any tips before I set off?


Learn to sail? A good first step... g

--
"j" ganz


Lol..Don't need to..I have a little man to do all that.


John Ryder February 1st 07 07:41 PM

My new boat!!
 
On Jan 31, 9:45 pm, "Ellen MacArthur"
wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote ...

Hello all..
Daddy just bought ma a brand new sail boat and I'm
Gonna sail it round Europe, the Mediterranean sea..
Any tips before I set off?


Your posting from Bangkok Thailand. You've got a long way to sail before
you get to the Med. Duh!

Cheers,
Ellen


Yes I'm taking daddies jet to spain first..


Ellen MacArthur February 1st 07 07:55 PM

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"John Ryder" wrote
Yes I'm taking daddies jet to spain first..


What kinda jet? Gulfstream? Or is he really really rich and has a Boeing 737. I hear they're
all the rage for the sooper rich....

Cheers,
Ellen



Ellen MacArthur February 1st 07 07:57 PM

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"John Ryder"
"j" ganz


Lol..Don't need to..I have a little man to do all that.


And you just replied to a little prick.... You go, girl!

Cheers,
Ellen



katy February 1st 07 08:44 PM

My new boat!!
 
John Ryder wrote:
On Feb 1, 2:47 am, "Maxprop" wrote:

"John Ryder" wrote in message

groups.com...


Hello all..
Daddy just bought ma a brand new sail boat and I'm
Gonna sail it round Europe, the Mediterranean sea..
Any tips before I set off?


Watch for pirates in the Indian Ocean and Red Sea.

Max



Gee, is this the level of help one can expect from the asa?


Most of us worked hard all out lives and bought our boats
ourselves...many life lessons to be learned by doing things that
way...announcing that ones Pater Familias bought his spoiled brat a boat
to keep him out of the mansion just doesn't sit well with most with good
work ethic and who know the value of things...Maybe if you rephrase your
scenario to something like: I have just acquired a sailboat and would
like to sail the Med
and around Europe...you would get some more coherent and helpful
replies...We, the arrogant, suffer arrogancey not in those that haven't
earned their keep here yet...

katy February 1st 07 08:45 PM

My new boat!!
 
John Ryder wrote:
On Jan 31, 9:29 pm, "Capt. JG" wrote:

"John Ryder" wrote in message

groups.com...


Hello all..
Daddy just bought ma a brand new sail boat and I'm
Gonna sail it round Europe, the Mediterranean sea..
Any tips before I set off?


Learn to sail? A good first step... g

--
"j" ganz



Lol..Don't need to..I have a little man to do all that.


Must be a tiller boat...sutr your "little man" is strong enough?

Walt February 1st 07 10:05 PM

My new boat!!
 
katy wrote:
John Ryder wrote:
On Feb 1, 2:47 am, "Maxprop" wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote in message
oups.com...

Hello all..
Daddy just bought ma a brand new sail boat and I'm
Gonna sail it round Europe, the Mediterranean sea..
Any tips before I set off?

Watch for pirates in the Indian Ocean and Red Sea.


Gee, is this the level of help one can expect from the asa?


Most of us worked hard all out lives and bought our boats
ourselves...many life lessons to be learned by doing things that
way...announcing that ones Pater Familias bought his spoiled brat a boat
to keep him out of the mansion just doesn't sit well with most with good
work ethic and who know the value of things...Maybe if you rephrase your
scenario to something like: I have just acquired a sailboat and would
like to sail the Med
and around Europe...you would get some more coherent and helpful
replies...We, the arrogant, suffer arrogancey not in those that haven't
earned their keep here yet...


katy, for god's sake, spit the hook.

//Walt


John Ryder February 2nd 07 09:31 PM

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On Feb 1, 7:55 pm, "Ellen MacArthur"
wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote

Yes I'm taking daddies jet to spain first..


What kinda jet? Gulfstream? Or is he really really rich and has a Boeing 737. I hear they're
all the rage for the sooper rich....


I think it's a falcon 50..At least that what I heard one of the tech
men say.


Cheers,
Ellen




John Ryder February 2nd 07 09:32 PM

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On Feb 1, 7:57 pm, "Ellen MacArthur"
wrote:
"John Ryder"

"j" ganz


Lol..Don't need to..I have a little man to do all that.


And you just replied to a little prick.... You go, girl!



You silly thing...I'm not a girl.


Cheers,
Ellen




John Ryder February 2nd 07 09:36 PM

My new boat!!
 
On Feb 1, 8:45 pm, katy wrote:
John Ryder wrote:
On Jan 31, 9:29 pm, "Capt. JG" wrote:


"John Ryder" wrote in message


groups.com...


Hello all..
Daddy just bought ma a brand new sail boat and I'm
Gonna sail it round Europe, the Mediterranean sea..
Any tips before I set off?


Learn to sail? A good first step... g


--
"j" ganz


Lol..Don't need to..I have a little man to do all that.


Must be a tiller boat...sutr your "little man" is strong enough?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


No, it's a Canados 86...I think..
Whatever it is i'm sure captain Frank is up to the job.



Ellen MacArthur February 2nd 07 09:55 PM

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"John Ryder" wrote

I think it's a falcon 50..At least that what I heard one of the tech
men say.


Impressive. That's a nice airplane. Is your new sailboat that expensive?
Did you get a big Swan? I wanna crew on a Swan 75. :-)

Cheers,
Ellen



Ellen MacArthur February 2nd 07 09:58 PM

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"John Ryder" wrote
You silly thing...I'm not a girl.


OOps! I'm sorry, there was just something about the way you talked that
didn't sound like a man. Maybe your a young man? You did call your father
"daddy". Usually girls say that but like young boys might say it too.

Cheers,
Ellen



Ellen MacArthur February 2nd 07 10:04 PM

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"John Ryder" wrote
No, it's a Canados 86...I think..
Whatever it is i'm sure captain Frank is up to the job.


I never heard of that Brand and I know bunches about sailboats. So I googled it.
It's a freaking motor boat. Duh. That doesn't impress anybody here. This is a
group for sailors and sailboats. Get your Daddy to buy you a Swan 75 and I'll
teach you how to sail it. Nobody's more qualified than me.

http://www.teamellen.com/en/ellen.asp giggle


Cheers,
Ellen



John Ryder February 3rd 07 08:07 PM

My new boat!!
 
On Feb 2, 10:04 pm, "Ellen MacArthur"
wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote

No, it's a Canados 86...I think..
Whatever it is i'm sure captain Frank is up to the job.


I never heard of that Brand and I know bunches about sailboats. So I googled it.
It's a freaking motor boat. Duh. That doesn't impress anybody here. This is a
group for sailors and sailboats. Get your Daddy to buy you a Swan 75 and I'll
teach you how to sail it. Nobody's more qualified than me.

http://www.teamellen.com/en/ellen.asp giggle

Cheers,
Ellen


You can't be a sailor...Your a girl..
I mean a female sailor..Thats just stupid.


Ellen MacArthur February 3rd 07 08:19 PM

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"John Ryder" wrote
You can't be a sailor...Your a girl..
I mean a female sailor..Thats just stupid.


You're right. Well, sorta. I'm a female sailor. But I was just pulling your leg.
I'm not the Ellen MacArthur in that web site I put the link in to. But, that Ellen does
look like a boy, doesn't she? But, she's really a girl. And she's a very good sailor.
She's won sailboat races going all around the world. She's beaten lots of men.
Compared to you I'm poor. I only sail a little sailboat. Only 18-feet long.
But, it's fun. Probably more fun that a great big one that you can't sail by
yourself. It's OK having pilots and captains and servants but it's a drag too.
Everybody doing things for you all the time. No privacy. Manners. No fun at all....

Cheers,
Ellen



John Ryder February 3rd 07 09:04 PM

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On Feb 3, 8:19 pm, "Ellen MacArthur"
wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote

You can't be a sailor...Your a girl..
I mean a female sailor..Thats just stupid.


You're right. Well, sorta. I'm a female sailor. But I was just pulling your leg.
I'm not the Ellen MacArthur in that web site I put the link in to. But, that Ellen does
look like a boy, doesn't she? But, she's really a girl. And she's a very good sailor.
She's won sailboat races going all around the world. She's beaten lots of men.
Compared to you I'm poor. I only sail a little sailboat. Only 18-feet long.
But, it's fun. Probably more fun that a great big one that you can't sail by


I doubt that..

yourself. It's OK having pilots and captains and servants but it's a drag too.


Not really....Your just telling yourself that.

Everybody doing things for you all the time. No privacy. Manners. No fun at all....


I get all the privacy I want...Anyone does anything I don't like and
blam they are gone.
After all sailors are ten a penny.


Cheers,
Ellen




John Birch February 3rd 07 09:31 PM

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"John Ryder" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Feb 2, 10:04 pm, "Ellen MacArthur"
wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote

No, it's a Canados 86...I think..
Whatever it is i'm sure captain Frank is up to the job.


I never heard of that Brand and I know bunches about sailboats. So I
googled it.
It's a freaking motor boat. Duh. That doesn't impress anybody here. This
is a
group for sailors and sailboats. Get your Daddy to buy you a Swan 75 and
I'll
teach you how to sail it. Nobody's more qualified than me.

http://www.teamellen.com/en/ellen.asp giggle

Cheers,
Ellen


You can't be a sailor...Your a girl..
I mean a female sailor..Thats just stupid.


Doesn't matter. She's hot. She can sail on my boat any old time.

JB



Ellen MacArthur February 4th 07 12:07 AM

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"John Ryder" wrote
I doubt that..


You could be right but you never know if you don't try it....

Not really....Your just telling yourself that.


Could be but I don't think so. I can have all the men around me I want. All
trying to get something I got outta me. And it's fun and flattering for a while.
But then it gets old. I enjoy and value time by myself without having to be
concerned with other people or making decisions for other people.

I get all the privacy I want...Anyone does anything I don't like and
blam they are gone.


I doubt that... :-) *Daddy* probably doesn't let some spoiled brat tell him
how to hire and fire.

After all sailors are ten a penny.


I can tell you don't even spend your own money if you think that. Duh!

Cheers,
Ellen




Ellen MacArthur February 4th 07 12:15 AM

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"John Birch" wrote
Doesn't matter. She's hot. She can sail on my boat any old time.



blush But I can't stop thinking about the guy who wants to give me a spanking
on the water on a sailboat Nekkid! lol

Cheers,
Ellen



Scotty February 4th 07 01:52 AM

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"John Ryder" wrote in message
ups.com...
After all sailors are ten a penny.



Damn you're cheap! Most of the hookers on the docks charge
at least two bucks.




John Birch February 4th 07 03:51 AM

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"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...

"John Birch" wrote
Doesn't matter. She's hot. She can sail on my boat any old time.



blush But I can't stop thinking about the guy who wants to give me
a spanking
on the water on a sailboat Nekkid! lol

Cheers,
Ellen

Spank ME, baby.

JB



John Ryder February 4th 07 05:09 PM

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On Feb 4, 1:52 am, "Scotty" w@u wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote in message

ups.com...

After all sailors are ten a penny.


Damn you're cheap! Most of the hookers on the docks charge
at least two bucks.


I would not know..
Best ask Ellen about that, she seems to spend her time round old sea
dogs.


John Ryder February 4th 07 05:15 PM

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On Feb 4, 12:07 am, "Ellen MacArthur"
wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote

I doubt that..


You could be right but you never know if you don't try it....

Not really....Your just telling yourself that.


Could be but I don't think so. I can have all the men around me I want. All
trying to get something I got outta me. And it's fun and flattering for a while.
But then it gets old. I enjoy and value time by myself without having to be
concerned with other people or making decisions for other people.

I get all the privacy I want...Anyone does anything I don't like and
blam they are gone.


I doubt that... :-) *Daddy* probably doesn't let some spoiled brat tell him
how to hire and fire.

After all sailors are ten a penny.


I can tell you don't even spend your own money if you think that. Duh!

Cheers,
Ellen


Well it's true..
The world is full of wanna be seaman..
Dreaming all day long about sailing my boat, for a bit of loose change.


Scotty February 4th 07 08:00 PM

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"John Ryder" wrote in message


Well it's true..
The world is full of wanna be seaman..
Dreaming all day long about sailing my Mac26X, for a bit.


Yulp.















Ellen MacArthur February 4th 07 09:53 PM

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"John Ryder" wrote
Well it's true..
The world is full of wanna be seaman..
Dreaming all day long about sailing my boat, for a bit of loose change.


It might be because it's a very impressive yacht. Some people might think it's
more like a vacation than work. Free room and board. Free travel. Good experience.
Rubbing elbows with the rich and famous.... You know, all that stuff. Money's
not everything. I sure even you enjoy some things that are not bought and sold.
What about a beautiful sunset or a rainbow or a good dog who loves you or help
from a good friend?

Cheers,
Ellen



John Ryder February 5th 07 08:06 PM

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On Feb 4, 9:53 pm, "Ellen MacArthur"
wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote

Well it's true..
The world is full of wanna be seaman..
Dreaming all day long about sailing my boat, for a bit of loose change.


It might be because it's a very impressive yacht. Some people might think it's
more like a vacation than work. Free room and board. Free travel. Good experience.


Free loading off the rich and famous?

Rubbing elbows with the rich and famous.... You know, all that stuff. Money's
not everything. I sure even you enjoy some things that are not bought and sold.


ermm..What bought the tub in the first place?

What about a beautiful sunset or a rainbow or a good dog who loves you or help
from a good friend?


Yeah right and life is good on lollipop lane.


Cheers,
Ellen




Ellen MacArthur February 5th 07 11:35 PM

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"John Ryder" wrote
snipped all the cynical comments which means I snipped everything

I just don't know what to make of you, John.... You should be happy but you sound
all cynical and disillusioned. You sound young too. Too young to be acting like some
fed up already individual. I think Daddy needs to give you a good spanking. You aren't
one of those Thailand lady boys are you?

Cheers,
Ellen



John Ryder February 8th 07 09:36 PM

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On Feb 5, 11:35 pm, "Ellen MacArthur"
wrote:
"John Ryder" wrote
snipped all the cynical comments which means I snipped everything

I just don't know what to make of you, John.... You should be happy but you sound
all cynical and disillusioned. You sound young too. Too young to be acting like some
fed up already individual. I think Daddy needs to give you a good spanking. You aren't
one of those Thailand lady boys are you?

Cheers,
Ellen


Jeez, Spanking & Lady boys in one paragraph...
I didn't think you were that type.



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