On Sat, 03 Feb 2007 13:41:49 +0100, JanBen did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
On Sat, 3 Feb 2007 13:37:39 +0100, The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 22:04:55 +0000, ThePsyko did most oddly state:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and heard
Lamey cry out...
On 02 Feb 2007 20:10:00 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and heard
Daedalus cry out...
On 02 Feb 2007 18:56:58 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and
heard Daedalus cry out...
On 02 Feb 2007 18:16:07 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and
heard Daedalus cry out...
On 01 Feb 2007 20:51:00 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 01 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and
heard Daedalus cry out...
On 30 Jan 2007 16:36:06 -0800, "Kope" wrote:

i am a radical muslim please read my blog, read how islam
will win the clash of civilization.

I dont' care about that ****. What about the Superbowl?

Go Raiders!

Go chili cheese dip and hot wings!

Go BBQ and wet t-shirts!

Remember your ettiquette. Beer before wet t-shirts.

I gotta be in a much better mood to do that.

I was going to mention something about beer soaked t-shirts, but
that conjured up images of fat, sloppy men with beer dribbled down
their fronts.. and that isn't NEARLY as sexy

Well, not if they are fat, sloppy and actually dribbled it from
their mouths, no.

unsloppy, svelte gents who get a pitcher poured on them, however...

Sounds like a waste of beer to me!

Don't forget to bring either frogs or salamanders.. at least 2 or
3.

Charmcasting at halftime?

Well.. can't have the Colts win now can we?

BEARS! 34-28

Please stop crossposting. Bears can't sail so your post is offtopic.

Do NOT make me report you!

Horses (colts) can't sail, either; they need humans to do that.

Bugger off before you end up with a highly-polished size 11 in your
****ing bulls eye.

Oh, well, bring it on! I've been threatened by lots of k00ks, and so
far, they've all been empty threats.

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can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing

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Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:


"What are marijuana tablets?"

"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane

I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: .com

"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:


"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him

"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.

"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun

"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon

"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.

"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID:

"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:


"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)

"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia

"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus

"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: om

"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID:

"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.

"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.

"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cg...ve/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr

The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
On Sat, 03 Feb 2007 13:41:49 +0100, JanBen did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
On Sat, 3 Feb 2007 13:37:39 +0100, The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 22:04:55 +0000, ThePsyko did most oddly state:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and heard
Lamey cry out...
On 02 Feb 2007 20:10:00 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and heard
Daedalus cry out...
On 02 Feb 2007 18:56:58 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and
heard Daedalus cry out...
On 02 Feb 2007 18:16:07 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and
heard Daedalus cry out...
On 01 Feb 2007 20:51:00 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 01 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and
heard Daedalus cry out...
On 30 Jan 2007 16:36:06 -0800, "Kope" wrote:

i am a radical muslim please read my blog, read how islam
will win the clash of civilization.
I dont' care about that ****. What about the Superbowl?
Go Raiders!
Go chili cheese dip and hot wings!
Go BBQ and wet t-shirts!
Remember your ettiquette. Beer before wet t-shirts.

I gotta be in a much better mood to do that.
I was going to mention something about beer soaked t-shirts, but
that conjured up images of fat, sloppy men with beer dribbled down
their fronts.. and that isn't NEARLY as sexy
Well, not if they are fat, sloppy and actually dribbled it from
their mouths, no.

unsloppy, svelte gents who get a pitcher poured on them, however...
Sounds like a waste of beer to me!

Don't forget to bring either frogs or salamanders.. at least 2 or
3.
Charmcasting at halftime?
Well.. can't have the Colts win now can we?
BEARS! 34-28
Please stop crossposting. Bears can't sail so your post is offtopic.

Do NOT make me report you!
Horses (colts) can't sail, either; they need humans to do that.
Bugger off before you end up with a highly-polished size 11 in your
****ing bulls eye.

Oh, well, bring it on! I've been threatened by lots of k00ks, and so
far, they've all been empty threats.


You're a kook and it clear to everyone now, b1tch. Whatsamatta, did your
fat as$ get tired of running/waddling away from confrontation, b1tch.
Ooops, you got cornered, didn't ya?

Guess you've found out that you can't pus$y your way out of
confrontation. My *owned* d1ckless* c0cksucking tard. Too bad you're
gonna lose. I hate have to *co-own* so many tards.

The Demon Prince of Absurdity's "I love horse c0ck, ..." -- The *ying*
collective finally steps out of the barn, in Mess-ID:

On Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:30:34 +0000, The Secretary of HomIntern sat in thee
Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
On Sat, 03 Feb 2007 13:41:49 +0100, JanBen did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
On Sat, 3 Feb 2007 13:37:39 +0100, The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 22:04:55 +0000, ThePsyko did most oddly state:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and heard
Lamey cry out...
On 02 Feb 2007 20:10:00 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and
heard Daedalus cry out...
On 02 Feb 2007 18:56:58 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and
heard Daedalus cry out...
On 02 Feb 2007 18:16:07 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and
heard Daedalus cry out...
On 01 Feb 2007 20:51:00 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 01 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa
and heard Daedalus cry out...
On 30 Jan 2007 16:36:06 -0800, "Kope" wrote:

i am a radical muslim please read my blog, read how islam
will win the clash of civilization.
I dont' care about that ****. What about the Superbowl?
Go Raiders!
Go chili cheese dip and hot wings!
Go BBQ and wet t-shirts!
Remember your ettiquette. Beer before wet t-shirts.

I gotta be in a much better mood to do that.
I was going to mention something about beer soaked t-shirts, but
that conjured up images of fat, sloppy men with beer dribbled
down their fronts.. and that isn't NEARLY as sexy
Well, not if they are fat, sloppy and actually dribbled it from
their mouths, no.

unsloppy, svelte gents who get a pitcher poured on them,
however...
Sounds like a waste of beer to me!

Don't forget to bring either frogs or salamanders.. at least 2 or
3.
Charmcasting at halftime?
Well.. can't have the Colts win now can we?
BEARS! 34-28
Please stop crossposting. Bears can't sail so your post is offtopic.

Do NOT make me report you!
Horses (colts) can't sail, either; they need humans to do that.
Bugger off before you end up with a highly-polished size 11 in your
****ing bulls eye.

Oh, well, bring it on! I've been threatened by lots of k00ks, and so
far, they've all been empty threats.

You're a kook and it clear to everyone now, b1tch. Whatsamatta, did your
fat as$ get tired of running/waddling away from
confrontation,BITCHSLAP

Excuse me, you have me mistaken for someone who just backed down from a
flamewar.

--
__________________________________________________ ______________________
Hail Eris!
Demon Prince of Absurdity; COOSN-029-06-71069

VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, January 2007
MID: 70

"And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly
wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept
private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses
she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID:
emailer.net

The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you
have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks

Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed:
"You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are
only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a
cop posing as an underage person online?
I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much.
Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are
awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the
public.
They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an
underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult
males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make
themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by
not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats.
Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit
about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it
where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance
towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to
meet the person, etc.
Lost control, didn't you?
Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots
of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if
they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the
gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They
are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky
almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID:

Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition wrote:
On Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:30:34 +0000, The Secretary of HomIntern sat in thee
Comfee Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
On Sat, 03 Feb 2007 13:41:49 +0100, JanBen did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
On Sat, 3 Feb 2007 13:37:39 +0100, The God of Odd Statements wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 22:04:55 +0000, ThePsyko did most oddly state:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and heard
Lamey cry out...
On 02 Feb 2007 20:10:00 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and
heard Daedalus cry out...
On 02 Feb 2007 18:56:58 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and
heard Daedalus cry out...
On 02 Feb 2007 18:16:07 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 02 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa and
heard Daedalus cry out...
On 01 Feb 2007 20:51:00 GMT, ThePsyko wrote:
On 01 Feb 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.sailing.asa
and heard Daedalus cry out...
On 30 Jan 2007 16:36:06 -0800, "Kope" wrote:

i am a radical muslim please read my blog, read how islam
will win the clash of civilization.
I dont' care about that ****. What about the Superbowl?
Go Raiders!
Go chili cheese dip and hot wings!
Go BBQ and wet t-shirts!
Remember your ettiquette. Beer before wet t-shirts.

I gotta be in a much better mood to do that.
I was going to mention something about beer soaked t-shirts, but
that conjured up images of fat, sloppy men with beer dribbled
down their fronts.. and that isn't NEARLY as sexy
Well, not if they are fat, sloppy and actually dribbled it from
their mouths, no.

unsloppy, svelte gents who get a pitcher poured on them,
however...
Sounds like a waste of beer to me!

Don't forget to bring either frogs or salamanders.. at least 2 or
3.
Charmcasting at halftime?
Well.. can't have the Colts win now can we?
BEARS! 34-28
Please stop crossposting. Bears can't sail so your post is offtopic.

Do NOT make me report you!
Horses (colts) can't sail, either; they need humans to do that.
Bugger off before you end up with a highly-polished size 11 in your
****ing bulls eye.
Oh, well, bring it on! I've been threatened by lots of k00ks, and so
far, they've all been empty threats.
You're a kook and it clear to everyone now, b1tch. Whatsamatta, did your
fat as$ get tired of running/waddling away from
confrontation,BITCHSLAP

Excuse me,c0ckslap
Were you saying something?