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Maxprop wrote:
"Gilligan" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message
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"katy" wrote in message
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Ellen MacArthur wrote:

This is what Maxprop said: "Show us a photo of you--clad any way
you choose--on the same boat you showed
us in another photo, and I'll believe you're not Neal. Of course you
can't do this because you *are* Neal."
OK buster. Just like making Tom eat crow I'm gonna make you eat
crow, too. But, probably you'll just be saying
something like "I need one more picture. This time you have to be
turning a winch handle." (Katy said that. Duh, maybe
she needs glasses. There're no winches on Elle Niño. Only swivel cam
cleats. One on each side for the jib sheets
and one on the back for the mainsheet.)
Oh, was it you who said the Tangerines supposed to have pulleys to
hold the sheets down so the jib won't flap and
flutter on the leech? Maybe it was Jeff. Anyway instead of pulleys I
got fairleads. Much cheaper. Now the jib
doesn't flutter any more. The fairleads pull it in and down and
stretches the leech better.
Are you ready for some pictures? I've got three of them uploaded to
badongo.
The first one's my boat from the back showing the name and home
port......
http://www.badongo.com/pic/420191
The second's from the side with a rainbow in the background. It's
sooo kewl....
http://www.badongo.com/pic/420192
The third's me standing in the cockpit wearing a bikini..... Sorry
guys, no topless but it is sorta skin colored. ;-)
http://www.badongo.com/pic/420193
I took the sails down this time because the wind was onshore. But
what a pain. The jib kept blowing around and
went in the water a couple times. Finally I put the boarding ladder on
top of it to make it stay put. I think it's
easier just to leave them up and anchor where the wind's blocked.


Cheers,
Ellen




More Photoshop...so there's a Tangerine in Tbor City...so what...doesn't
prove anything...by the way, when you blow up the pic of the supposed
person on the boat, the reflection is only of the boat...and the way the
person is standig in the boat would casue a slight list to the starboard
side...which of course doesn't exist because that person is not on the
boat...but your photoshopping is getting better...

It's terrible, actually. The boat would be down by the stern as well.
Neal should stick with being a conservative--he does that pretty well.

Max


The good Capt Neal is a brilliant Conservative!

And Master Mariner!


I do believe he is. And he's also the master fisherman, hooking
unsuspecting specimens left and right throughout the cyber oceans of Usenet
World.

Max


That's why it is our duty to inform and warn them all of the nasty traps
he lays out of season...

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Hey Max,

You know she's not real. She is Make-believe. Where in the hell is the
Photographer located? Is he in a Dink? Why isn't he in the boat?

Ask her to put on a sweat shirt and slanks, with a sun hat? Have the
camera abroad to take that picture. That will take some time to phony up
that.

We know she is a phony and a phony doesn't have to worry about Logic. If
she can Fake it OK, if not she can lie about what you asked or pay no
attention.

IGNORE Trying to be logical. We know what we know. Let it go at that!

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT

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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Hey Max,

You know she's not real. She is Make-believe. Where in the hell is the
Photographer located? Is he in a Dink? Why isn't he in the boat?

Ask her to put on a sweat shirt and slanks, with a sun hat? Have the
camera abroad to take that picture. That will take some time to phony up
that.

We know she is a phony and a phony doesn't have to worry about Logic. If
she can Fake it OK, if not she can lie about what you asked or pay no
attention.

IGNORE Trying to be logical. We know what we know. Let it go at that!

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT


Ellen is hot and she agreed to go to dinner with me. Who knows what will be
next?!

When she walks by, the men fall, stand and pose
When she winks an eye, the bread slice turns to toast
And she's got a lot of what they call the most

The girl can't help it, she was born to please
And she got a bigger man to squeeze
Won't you kindly be aware, the girl can't help it

She mesmerizes every mother's son
And if she's fine, [ the bee] says job well done
She made grandpa feel like 21

The girl can't help it, she was born to please
And if I go to her on bended knees
Won't you kindly be aware, the I can't help it
Because I'm hoping obviously
That someday, the answer will be
The girl can't help it cuz she's in love with me
Wahhhhhh!!!

When she walks by, the men fall, stand and grow
When she winks an eye, the bread slice turns to toast
And she's got a lot of what they call the most

The girl can't help it, she was born to please
And she got a bigger man to squeeze
Won't you kindly be aware, the girl can't help it
Because I'm hoping obviously
That some day, the answer will be
The girl can't help it cuz she's in love with me


I'm Ted Bell!

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"Ted Bell" wrote
Ellen is hot and she agreed to go to dinner with me. Who knows what will be next?!

When she walks by, the men fall, stand and pose
When she winks an eye, the bread slice turns to toast
And she's got a lot of what they call the most

The girl can't help it, she was born to please
And she got a bigger man to squeeze
Won't you kindly be aware, the girl can't help it

She mesmerizes every mother's son
And if she's fine, [ the bee] says job well done
She made grandpa feel like 21

The girl can't help it, she was born to please
And if I go to her on bended knees
Won't you kindly be aware, the I can't help it
Because I'm hoping obviously
That someday, the answer will be
The girl can't help it cuz she's in love with me
Wahhhhhh!!!

When she walks by, the men fall, stand and grow
When she winks an eye, the bread slice turns to toast
And she's got a lot of what they call the most

The girl can't help it, she was born to please
And she got a bigger man to squeeze
Won't you kindly be aware, the girl can't help it
Because I'm hoping obviously
That some day, the answer will be
The girl can't help it cuz she's in love with me


I'm Ted Bell!


Ah, Ted, your soooo sweet. Poetry for little ole me.... Maxprop, Katy and Old Tom
need to be nice like you.
I've been dying to try one of your steaks with a *TED* or two to wash it down.
When are you gonna built a new Ted's Steakhouse in Sarasota? I could be guest
hostess for a couple days for your grand opening. :-) I'd even wear something sexy
like this http://howcool.com/catalog/product_i...ducts_id=11700
to help get you a lot of customers
Are Ted's Steakhouses showing sports on TV's? They make sexy costumes for
just about any theme.

Cheers,
Ellen

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"Ellen MacArthur" wrote
I've been dying to try one of your steaks with a *TED* or two to wash it down.
When are you gonna built a new Ted's Steakhouse in Sarasota? I could be guest
hostess for a couple days for your grand opening. :-) I'd even wear something sexy
like this http://howcool.com/catalog/product_i...ducts_id=11700
to help get you a lot of customers


Or, I bet I'd look great in this one: http://howcool.com/catalog/product_i...ducts_id=32603

Cheers,
Ellen

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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Hey Max,

You know she's not real. She is Make-believe.

I believe I've been saying that.

Where in the hell is the
Photographer located? Is he in a Dink? Why isn't he in the boat?

Not sure whom the photographer was, but it's a sure bet that the bimbette
and that boat have never been within a thousand miles of each other. Neal
may have taken a photo of that boat in Florida, but who knows. Or cares.


Ask her to put on a sweat shirt and slanks, with a sun hat? Have the
camera abroad to take that picture. That will take some time to phony up
that.

The simplest request would be to have her sit in the boat, dressed in jeans
and a sweatshirt, as you suggest, holding a sign that says, "Hi Thom and Max
and Katy." She could be smiling and waving to us, too. Of course Neal
isn't anywhere near that creative with Photoshop. But it would be amusing
to see him try.


We know she is a phony and a phony doesn't have to worry about Logic. If
she can Fake it OK, if not she can lie about what you asked or pay no
attention.

IGNORE Trying to be logical. We know what we know. Let it go at that!

Neal's been busted on this one. But it's fun to watch him squirm and
attempt to keep up the facade.

Max

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"Ted Bell" wrote in message
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Ellen is hot and she agreed to go to dinner with me. Who knows what will
be next?!

Hope you're gay, Teddy, and like grizzled older men.

I'm Ted Bell!

I do believe you are.

Max

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"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...

"Ted Bell" wrote
Ellen is hot and she agreed to go to dinner with me. Who knows what will
be next?!

When she walks by, the men fall, stand and pose
When she winks an eye, the bread slice turns to toast
And she's got a lot of what they call the most

snip some really awful 'poetry'

That some day, the answer will be
The girl can't help it cuz she's in love with me


I'm Ted Bell!


Ah, Ted, your soooo sweet. Poetry for little ole me.... Maxprop, Katy
and Old Tom
need to be nice like you.

Ah yes, Ted is a real sweetheart. You and he will make a lovely couple,
riding around in that MB McLaren.

I've been dying to try one of your steaks with a *TED* or two to wash
it down.
When are you gonna built a new Ted's Steakhouse in Sarasota? I could be
guest
hostess for a couple days for your grand opening. :-) I'd even wear
something sexy
like this http://howcool.com/catalog/product_i...ducts_id=11700
to help get you a lot of customers
Are Ted's Steakhouses showing sports on TV's? They make sexy costumes
for
just about any theme.

I'm sure Ted will build one in Sarasota just for you, Neal.

Max

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"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
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"Ellen MacArthur" wrote
I've been dying to try one of your steaks with a *TED* or two to wash
it down.
When are you gonna built a new Ted's Steakhouse in Sarasota? I could be
guest
hostess for a couple days for your grand opening. :-) I'd even wear
something sexy
like this http://howcool.com/catalog/product_i...ducts_id=11700
to help get you a lot of customers


Or, I bet I'd look great in this one:
http://howcool.com/catalog/product_i...ducts_id=32603


You don't have the legs for it, Neal.

Max

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Maxprop wrote:
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Not sure whom the photographer was, but it's a sure bet that the bimbette
and that boat have never been within a thousand miles of each other. Neal
may have taken a photo of that boat in Florida, but who knows. Or cares.

....

I don't know what's sadder - the fact that Neal obviously lost his
marginally adequate Coronado and now is reduced to sailing a
Tangerine, or that his alleged sock puppet has become the major topic
of this forum for the last few weeks.