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Martin Baxter January 15th 07 03:43 PM

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Joe wrote:

Canadians can not be trusted with guns,,,,, or beer cans.


What, your sailors never have a dust-up onboard? At least we haven't
shot or bombed any of your guys while in theatre.

Cheers
Marty

Martin Baxter January 15th 07 03:44 PM

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Ted Bell wrote:

Do you realize the pay in the Canadian military is double that of the US
military?


Maybe so, but it's still pretty ****ty at the lower end.

Cheers
Marty
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Sam January 15th 07 03:50 PM

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Oozey is just jealous because he *CAN"T* polish his gun.........HE CAN'T EVEN OWN
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OzOne wrote in message ...
: On Sun, 14 Jan 2007 17:01:20 -0500, "Paladin" noneofyourbusiness.www
: scribbled thusly:
:
:
: "Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
: Canadians can not be trusted with guns,,,,, or beer cans.
: big snip
:
: Canadians are limp-wristed sissies. Remember Capt. Mooron? He let a skinny little
: San Francisco homosexual get the best of him. He actually allowed the little queer
to get
: him kicked off Usenet. Then he cried about it publicly here. No real man would
allow
: or do such a thing.
:
: Paladin
: Have gun. Will travel.
:
: Paladin..polishing his gun again.
:
:
: Oz1...of the 3 twins.
:
: I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
: We've been expecting you.



Gilligan January 15th 07 04:12 PM

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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...

What, your sailors never have a dust-up onboard? At least we haven't
shot or bombed any of your guys while in theatre.


You need guns or planes with bombs to do that.



Paladin January 15th 07 04:28 PM

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Sun, 14 Jan 2007 17:01:20 -0500, "Paladin" noneofyourbusiness.www
scribbled thusly:


"Joe" wrote in message ups.com...
Canadians can not be trusted with guns,,,,, or beer cans.

big snip

Canadians are limp-wristed sissies. Remember Capt. Mooron? He let a skinny little
San Francisco homosexual get the best of him. He actually allowed the little queer to get
him kicked off Usenet. Then he cried about it publicly here. No real man would allow
or do such a thing.

Paladin
Have gun. Will travel.


Paladin..polishing his gun again.



Do you have something about keeping guns polished and well oiled? I guess you would not
approve of this, then:

http://content3.100bucksbabes.com/ac...com/045/11.jpg (adults only)

Paladin
Have gun. Will travel.



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Martin Baxter January 15th 07 05:30 PM

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Gilligan wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...

What, your sailors never have a dust-up onboard? At least we haven't
shot or bombed any of your guys while in theatre.


You need guns or planes with bombs to do that.


We've got a couple of F-18s that you guys were throwing out, slapped a
bit of duct tape on 'em loaded the bombs with rancid moose turds. Oh,
and we have guns, now if we can just order the right ammo.....

Cheers
Marty

Gilligan January 15th 07 07:17 PM

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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...

What, your sailors never have a dust-up onboard? At least we haven't
shot or bombed any of your guys while in theatre.


You need guns or planes with bombs to do that.


We've got a couple of F-18s that you guys were throwing out, slapped a
bit of duct tape on 'em loaded the bombs with rancid moose turds. Oh,
and we have guns, now if we can just order the right ammo.....

Cheers
Marty


Fun and jokes aside, I really respect a country that pays its military a
living wage. Many of our troops collect welfare. The defense contractors
grow rich and our poor guys in the trenches barely subside. They can't even
afford to buy the equipment the gov fails to supply. VA hospitals are a
joke. You'll die waiting to get into one. If the troop pay was raised I
would bet there would be less wars.



Maxprop January 16th 07 05:26 AM

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"Sam" wrote in message news:ToNqh.1503$To.540@bigfe9...
Oozey is just jealous because he *CAN"T* polish his gun.........HE CAN'T
EVEN OWN
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL !!!

And he's even an ex-cop.

Max



Martin Baxter January 16th 07 01:53 PM

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Gilligan wrote:


Fun and jokes aside, I really respect a country that pays its military a
living wage. Many of our troops collect welfare. The defense contractors
grow rich and our poor guys in the trenches barely subside. They can't even
afford to buy the equipment the gov fails to supply. VA hospitals are a
joke. You'll die waiting to get into one. If the troop pay was raised I
would bet there would be less wars.



There may be truth in that. It is only in the last few years that our
boys have started to get a decent wage. In the past we have had too many
cases of enlisted men and even lower NCO's having to visit the food bank
to make ends meet. Of course we were quite happy to pay a Colonel
$90,000 per annum while reimbursing a private with a wife and and a
couple of kids $14,000, doesn't make much sense when you look at who is
actually at the business end of conflict.

Cheers
Marty

Joe January 16th 07 02:08 PM

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OzOne wrote:




Yep, seen what guns can do....I don't want one in my home.


No doubt...When the burgler breaks in with one...you're defenceless.
Or let me guess, you are going to use a knife, bow & arrows maybe.

Joe



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.




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