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Canadians can not be trusted with guns,,,,, or beer cans.
For the welfare off all Canadians it would be prudent to require all Canook's to use paper caps for all drinks while visiting American ports. I'm sure for the good of all Canadians...... can's will soon be outlawed in Canada. Just to be safe they should change to name of Canada to Styroaduh. 'It was the worst thing I've ever done in my life' Sailor who injured another calls assault 'disgusting' By CHRIS LAMBIE Staff Reporter A Halifax sailor who threw a full can of beer that caused severe damage to a shipmate's eye told a court martial Friday he feels horrible about the deed. Master Seaman Richard Edward Leblanc, 35, pleaded guilty to assaulting Leading Seaman Robin Lindhorst on Nov. 20, 2004, while their frigate, HMCS Halifax, was docked in Norfolk, Va. The beer can hit the victim in the head, breaking his glasses and lodging a piece of glass in his right eye. "It was the worst thing I've ever done in my life," Master Seaman Leblanc said Friday. ". . . It was just disgusting." Cmdr. Peter Lamont handed Master Seaman Leblanc a two-week suspended sentence for the assault and for fighting with another shipmate that same night. "It is important that the court impose the least-severe punishment that will maintain discipline," said the military judge. Master Seaman Leblanc was a naval electronics sensor operator aboard HMCS Halifax at the time of the assault. He went out with friends on Nov. 19, 2004, returning to the ship around 2 a.m. the next day. "There is no suggestion that he was intoxicated," said defence lawyer David Bright. Master Seaman Leblanc was in the junior ranks' mess when another sailor made a comment to one of the cooks about the quality of food on the ship. Another cook, Master Seaman Donald Martin, took offence to the remark and the two started arguing. "This argument went on for some time and Master Seaman Leblanc attempted to stop the confrontation," said Maj. Steve Richards, the military prosecutor. Leading Seaman Lindhorst was sitting next to Master Seaman Martin at the time, but he played no role in the argument. As the dispute continued, Master Seaman Leblanc picked up a full, unopened car of beer and threw it in their direction from about two metres away. Then he and Master Seaman Martin rushed toward each other and began to fight. Several other sailors pulled them apart after a moment. The physician's assistant on the ship later removed a piece of glass from Leading Seaman Lindhorst's eye. The injured sailor was transported by ambulance to a Norfolk hospital, where he underwent surgery. Shortly after that, he was transferred to Halifax, where a surgeon removed the lens and cornea from his right eye to reattach the retina and to transplant a cornea. Since the assault, Leading Seaman Lindhorst has not been able to sail with his ship for medical reasons. Last month, surgeons performed a second cornea transplant on the same eye. It's still unclear whether he'll be able to return to his former duties, Maj. Richards said. "At the least, it has caused considerable damage, pain and suffering to an innocent sailor," the prosecutor said of Master Seaman's Leblanc's actions. At worst, throwing the beer can could end Leading Seaman Lindhorst's military career, Maj. Richards said. "It really goes beyond foolish or ill-advised," he said. "It's dangerous and it's reckless." Several sailors testified Master Seaman Leblanc's actions that night were out of character. "He's always very reliable," said Petty Officer 1st Class Duane McNamara. "He's the type of person you can count on." Master Seaman Leblanc is a "top-notch sailor," said Petty Officer 1st Class Edward James. "He's one of the most honest people that I've come across in my career," Petty Officer James said. "His integrity is second to none." Master Seaman Leblanc threw the beer can at a bulkhead "without thinking of the potential circumstances," Mr. Bright said. "There was clearly no intention to hit Leading Seaman Lindhorst," said the defence lawyer. Master Seaman Leblanc, who holds the Southwest Asia Service Medal and the NATO Special Services Medal, is a married father of three who has been in the navy for nearly a decade. He earns $62,232 a year and now works at Stadacona's Canadian Forces Naval Operations School. Master Seaman Martin was fined $500 at an earlier summary trial for his role in the November 2004 tussle. |
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"Joe" wrote in message ups.com... Canadians can not be trusted with guns,,,,, or beer cans. big snip Canadians are limp-wristed sissies. Remember Capt. Mooron? He let a skinny little San Francisco homosexual get the best of him. He actually allowed the little queer to get him kicked off Usenet. Then he cried about it publicly here. No real man would allow or do such a thing. Paladin Have gun. Will travel. -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
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Do you realize the pay in the Canadian military is double that of the US
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"Ted Bell" wrote in message ... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ganz Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha! Very good, Ted. That skinny little queer sure has the appropriate name. Did you check out all the synonyms? "Synonymous with: abominable, annoying, bothersome, defective, disagreeable, disliked, displeasing, distasteful, dreaded, incommodious, inconvenient, insufferable, loathed, loathsome, objectionable, obnoxious, offensive, outcast, rejected, repellent, repugnant, scorned, shunned, troublesome, unacceptable, unattractive, unlikable, unpleasing, unpopular, unsatisfactory, unsavory, unsought, unsuitable, unwanted, unwelcome, useless, abandon, abdicate, abjure, adios, banish, cancel, cashier, cast aside, chuck, deep-six, desert, dispatch, dispense with, dispose of, dispossess, ditch, divorce, drop, dump, eject, eliminate, expel, forsake, free of, give up, jettison, junk, oust, part with, protest, put by, reject, relinquish, remove, renounce, repeal, repudiate, scrap, shake off, shed, sweep away, throw away, throw out, throw overboard, toss, toss aside, write off" I'm Ned Paladin Have gun. Will travel. -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
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"Ted Bell" wrote Do you realize the pay in the Canadian military is double that of the US military? Is that because they have to fight French wars too? Cheers, Ellen |
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Ellen MacArthur wrote: "Ted Bell" wrote Do you realize the pay in the Canadian military is double that of the US military? Is that because they have to fight French wars too? It's Hazardous duty pay,..... remember the beer can story? Joe Cheers, Ellen |
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"Joe" wrote It's Hazardous duty pay,..... remember the beer can story? Yes, that was a terrible accident. Getting broken glass stuck in your eyeball. I would have felt real bad about that too. Some jerk threw a beer can out of his car window last year and hit one of my friends when we were riding our bikes. She was wearing her helmet and it hit her right on her temple. Knocked her right off her bike. She almost had a concussion... Cheers, Ellen |
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"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message reenews.net... "Ted Bell" wrote Do you realize the pay in the Canadian military is double that of the US military? Is that because they have to fight French wars too? I believe it's tough to find real men and women with commitment to their country there, so they have to pay more. Max |
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"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net... "Ted Bell" wrote Do you realize the pay in the Canadian military is double that of the US military? Is that because they have to fight French wars too? Cheers, Ellen It's because they have to suffer friendly fire from Americans. -- jlrogers±³© |
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Joe wrote:
Canadians can not be trusted with guns,,,,, or beer cans. What, your sailors never have a dust-up onboard? At least we haven't shot or bombed any of your guys while in theatre. Cheers Marty |
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Ted Bell wrote:
Do you realize the pay in the Canadian military is double that of the US military? Maybe so, but it's still pretty ****ty at the lower end. Cheers Marty ------------ And now a word from our sponsor ------------------ For a quality usenet news server, try DNEWS, easy to install, fast, efficient and reliable. For home servers or carrier class installations with millions of users it will allow you to grow! ---- See http://netwinsite.com/sponsor/sponsor_dnews.htm ---- |
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Oozey is just jealous because he *CAN"T* polish his gun.........HE CAN'T EVEN OWN
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OzOne wrote in message ... : On Sun, 14 Jan 2007 17:01:20 -0500, "Paladin" noneofyourbusiness.www : scribbled thusly: : : : "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... : Canadians can not be trusted with guns,,,,, or beer cans. : big snip : : Canadians are limp-wristed sissies. Remember Capt. Mooron? He let a skinny little : San Francisco homosexual get the best of him. He actually allowed the little queer to get : him kicked off Usenet. Then he cried about it publicly here. No real man would allow : or do such a thing. : : Paladin : Have gun. Will travel. : : Paladin..polishing his gun again. : : : Oz1...of the 3 twins. : : I welcome you to crackerbox palace, : We've been expecting you. |
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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... What, your sailors never have a dust-up onboard? At least we haven't shot or bombed any of your guys while in theatre. You need guns or planes with bombs to do that. |
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OzOne wrote in message ... On Sun, 14 Jan 2007 17:01:20 -0500, "Paladin" noneofyourbusiness.www scribbled thusly: "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... Canadians can not be trusted with guns,,,,, or beer cans. big snip Canadians are limp-wristed sissies. Remember Capt. Mooron? He let a skinny little San Francisco homosexual get the best of him. He actually allowed the little queer to get him kicked off Usenet. Then he cried about it publicly here. No real man would allow or do such a thing. Paladin Have gun. Will travel. Paladin..polishing his gun again. Do you have something about keeping guns polished and well oiled? I guess you would not approve of this, then: http://content3.100bucksbabes.com/ac...com/045/11.jpg (adults only) Paladin Have gun. Will travel. -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com |
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Gilligan wrote:
"Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... What, your sailors never have a dust-up onboard? At least we haven't shot or bombed any of your guys while in theatre. You need guns or planes with bombs to do that. We've got a couple of F-18s that you guys were throwing out, slapped a bit of duct tape on 'em loaded the bombs with rancid moose turds. Oh, and we have guns, now if we can just order the right ammo..... Cheers Marty |
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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: "Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... What, your sailors never have a dust-up onboard? At least we haven't shot or bombed any of your guys while in theatre. You need guns or planes with bombs to do that. We've got a couple of F-18s that you guys were throwing out, slapped a bit of duct tape on 'em loaded the bombs with rancid moose turds. Oh, and we have guns, now if we can just order the right ammo..... Cheers Marty Fun and jokes aside, I really respect a country that pays its military a living wage. Many of our troops collect welfare. The defense contractors grow rich and our poor guys in the trenches barely subside. They can't even afford to buy the equipment the gov fails to supply. VA hospitals are a joke. You'll die waiting to get into one. If the troop pay was raised I would bet there would be less wars. |
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"Sam" wrote in message news:ToNqh.1503$To.540@bigfe9... Oozey is just jealous because he *CAN"T* polish his gun.........HE CAN'T EVEN OWN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL !!! And he's even an ex-cop. Max |
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Gilligan wrote:
Fun and jokes aside, I really respect a country that pays its military a living wage. Many of our troops collect welfare. The defense contractors grow rich and our poor guys in the trenches barely subside. They can't even afford to buy the equipment the gov fails to supply. VA hospitals are a joke. You'll die waiting to get into one. If the troop pay was raised I would bet there would be less wars. There may be truth in that. It is only in the last few years that our boys have started to get a decent wage. In the past we have had too many cases of enlisted men and even lower NCO's having to visit the food bank to make ends meet. Of course we were quite happy to pay a Colonel $90,000 per annum while reimbursing a private with a wife and and a couple of kids $14,000, doesn't make much sense when you look at who is actually at the business end of conflict. Cheers Marty |
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OzOne wrote: Yep, seen what guns can do....I don't want one in my home. No doubt...When the burgler breaks in with one...you're defenceless. Or let me guess, you are going to use a knife, bow & arrows maybe. Joe Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. |
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OzOne wrote: On 16 Jan 2007 06:08:30 -0800, "Joe" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote: Yep, seen what guns can do....I don't want one in my home. No doubt...When the burgler breaks in with one...you're defenceless. Or let me guess, you are going to use a knife, bow & arrows maybe. Joe Burglars here are very rarely armed. I think you'll find that far more kids are shot than burglars in the US. Seen what depression and a gun can do? Yelp, also seen what heights and depression can do, drugs and depression can do, razor blades, bath tub water.. ect..ect.. A domestic argument and a gun? No..Down the street at the Hilton some lady ran her husband over with a Mercedes several times. A road rage incident and a gun? Guns? what about 4 ton weapons like cars? or a 100 ton fully fulled jet...Sky Rage. They should ban airplanes in OZ...airplanes kill. Joe Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. |
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OzOne wrote in message ... On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 05:26:52 GMT, "Maxprop" scribbled thusly: "Sam" wrote in message news:ToNqh.1503$To.540@bigfe9... Oozey is just jealous because he *CAN"T* polish his gun.........HE CAN'T EVEN OWN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL !!! And he's even an ex-cop. Max Yep, seen what guns can do....I don't want one in my home. Uh huh. A gun can stop an intruder bent on harming you or your loved ones. Max |
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OzOne wrote in message ... On 16 Jan 2007 06:08:30 -0800, "Joe" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote: Yep, seen what guns can do....I don't want one in my home. No doubt...When the burgler breaks in with one...you're defenceless. Or let me guess, you are going to use a knife, bow & arrows maybe. Joe Burglars here are very rarely armed. I think you'll find that far more kids are shot than burglars in the US. Every day. They are called gangsta thugs, and they range in age from about 11 through 21. And the anti-gun studies call them all "children." The intent of such studies is to make the uninformed believed that innocent little kids get shot with regularity by their equally innocent little pals playing with daddy's gun. Of course people like you do nothing to dispel the myth. To the contrary you are more than happy to propagate it. Max |
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OzOne wrote in message ... On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:44:39 GMT, "Maxprop" scribbled thusly: I think you'll find that far more kids are shot than burglars in the US. Every day. They are called gangsta thugs, and they range in age from about 11 through 21. And the anti-gun studies call them all "children." The intent of such studies is to make the uninformed believed that innocent little kids get shot with regularity by their equally innocent little pals playing with daddy's gun. Of course people like you do nothing to dispel the myth. To the contrary you are more than happy to propagate it. Max Wasn't talking about gangsters and thugs, just kids playing with daddys gun. Then your contention (above) is absolutely false. Max |
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OzOne wrote in message ... On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:39:35 GMT, "Maxprop" scribbled thusly: Uh huh. A gun can stop an intruder bent on harming you or your loved ones. Max You can't be serious. Max |
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"Maxprop" wrote in message hlink.net... OzOne wrote in message ... On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:39:35 GMT, "Maxprop" scribbled thusly: Uh huh. A gun can stop an intruder bent on harming you or your loved ones. Max You can't be serious. And stop calling him Shirley. |
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OzOne wrote in message ... On Thu, 18 Jan 2007 03:06:34 GMT, "Maxprop" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message . .. On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:44:39 GMT, "Maxprop" scribbled thusly: I think you'll find that far more kids are shot than burglars in the US. Every day. They are called gangsta thugs, and they range in age from about 11 through 21. And the anti-gun studies call them all "children." The intent of such studies is to make the uninformed believed that innocent little kids get shot with regularity by their equally innocent little pals playing with daddy's gun. Of course people like you do nothing to dispel the myth. To the contrary you are more than happy to propagate it. Max Wasn't talking about gangsters and thugs, just kids playing with daddys gun. Then your contention (above) is absolutely false. Max Show me. You brought it up. Show me. Max |
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OzOne wrote in message ... Uh huh, and where will I keep that gun at night so it's handy? Up your ass? |
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"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message . net... "Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message reenews.ne t... "Ted Bell" wrote Do you realize the pay in the Canadian military is double that of the US military? It's Canadian money! |
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They are the worst.
"Maxprop" wrote in message link.net... : : "Sam" wrote in message news:ToNqh.1503$To.540@bigfe9... : Oozey is just jealous because he *CAN"T* polish his gun.........HE CAN'T : EVEN OWN : ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : : LOL !!! : : And he's even an ex-cop. : : Max : : |
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You just proved Max's point. You deny that they are "kids"
OzOne wrote in message ... : On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:44:39 GMT, "Maxprop" : scribbled thusly: : : : OzOne wrote in message ... : On 16 Jan 2007 06:08:30 -0800, "Joe" : scribbled thusly: : : : OzOne wrote: : : : : : Yep, seen what guns can do....I don't want one in my home. : : No doubt...When the burgler breaks in with one...you're defenceless. : Or let me guess, you are going to use a knife, bow & arrows maybe. : : Joe : : Burglars here are very rarely armed. : : I think you'll find that far more kids are shot than burglars in the : US. : : Every day. They are called gangsta thugs, and they range in age from about : 11 through 21. And the anti-gun studies call them all "children." The : intent of such studies is to make the uninformed believed that innocent : little kids get shot with regularity by their equally innocent little pals : playing with daddy's gun. Of course people like you do nothing to dispel : the myth. To the contrary you are more than happy to propagate it. : : Max : : Wasn't talking about gangsters and thugs, just kids playing with : daddys gun. : : : Oz1...of the 3 twins. : : I welcome you to crackerbox palace, : We've been expecting you. |
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Under your bed? In the drawer of the night stand? How about up your ASS, since it's
you........ OzOne wrote in message ... : On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:39:35 GMT, "Maxprop" : scribbled thusly: : : : OzOne wrote in message ... : On Tue, 16 Jan 2007 05:26:52 GMT, "Maxprop" : scribbled thusly: : : : "Sam" wrote in message news:ToNqh.1503$To.540@bigfe9... : Oozey is just jealous because he *CAN"T* polish his gun.........HE CAN'T : EVEN OWN : ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : : LOL !!! : : And he's even an ex-cop. : : Max : : : Yep, seen what guns can do....I don't want one in my home. : : Uh huh. A gun can stop an intruder bent on harming you or your loved ones. : : Max : : : Uh huh, and where will I keep that gun at night so it's handy? : : : : Oz1...of the 3 twins. : : I welcome you to crackerbox palace, : We've been expecting you. |
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Perfect answer for Oozey
"Scotty" wrote in message . .. : : OzOne wrote in message : ... : : : Uh huh, and where will I keep that gun at night so it's : handy? : : : Up your ass? : : |
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In Canadian money, it's worth about half
OzOne wrote in message ... : On Sun, 14 Jan 2007 18:26:58 -0500, "Ellen MacArthur" : scribbled thusly: : : : "Ted Bell" wrote : Do you realize the pay in the Canadian military is double that of the US military? : : : Is that because they have to fight French wars too? : : Cheers, : Ellen : : : Nah it's because the Canadian military has to pay adult wages.... : : : Oz1...of the 3 twins. : : I welcome you to crackerbox palace, : We've been expecting you. |
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