Hey, Nigel, check this out: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/4414316.stm
It's about how you Limeys are creating a worldwide shortage of staples for stapling fat stomachs
together.
Wow, you British blokes sure are a bunch of fatties. :-)))))) Your little island is sinking under
the crushing weight. Please don't jump in the ocean when you go swimming. We don't need some
tidal waves coming over here from when you splash.

Cheers,
Ellen