"Scotty" wrote in message


`I think you're confusing manly with cheap.

Scotty



Not at all. I'm manly are you are cheap.

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"Scotty" wrote in message


`I think you're confusing manly with cheap.

Scotty



Not at all. I'm manly are you are cheap.

Too many ''ares'' in that sentence. Are you a pirate?


Cheap is small and not too steep
But best of all cheap is cheap
Circumstance has forced my hand
To be a cut price person in a low budget land
Times are hard but well all survive
I just got to learn to economize


Excuse my shoes they dont quite fit
Theyre a special offer and they hurt me a bit
Even my trousers are giving me pain
They were reduced in a sale so I shouldnt complain
They squeeze me so tight so I cant take no more
Theyre size 28 but I take 34

Im shopping at woolworth and low discount stores
Im dropping my standards so that I can buy more

[quality costs, but quality wastes,
So Im giving up all of my expensive tastes.
Caviar and champagne are definite nos,
Im acquiring a taste for brown ale and cod roes ]

Low budget sure keeps me on my toes
I count every penny and I watch where it goes
Were all on our uppers were all going skint
I used to smoke cigars but now I suck polo mints

Art takes time, time is money
Moneys scarce and that aint funny
Millionaires are things of the past
Were in a low budget film where nothing can last
Moneys rare theres none to be found
So dont think Im tight if I dont buy a round

Ray

"Scotty" wrote in message

"Gilligan" wrote in
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"Scotty" wrote in message


`I think you're confusing manly with cheap.

Scotty



Not at all. I'm manly are you are cheap.

Too many ''ares'' in that sentence. Are you a pirate?

That would be Aarghh

So dont think Im tight if I dont buy a round

Ray

Who-in-the-hell is Ray?

Cappy