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"Scout" wrote in message
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Scotty


Bet you deep gry it too, huh?

Yum, fried spam...almost as good as bacon for breakfast!

Seahag

You gotta try it with a little squirty cheese on top!


Spam, bacon? Both!


Scotty

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You gotta try it with a little squirty cheese on top!



Scotty wrote:
Spam, bacon? Both!


Where you been? They make Spam with bacon mixed right in it.
Turkey Spam too. It's not very expensive, either.

DSK

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"DSK" wrote in message
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You gotta try it with a little squirty cheese on top!



Scotty wrote:
Spam, bacon? Both!


Where you been? They make Spam with bacon mixed right in
it.
Turkey Spam too. It's not very expensive, either.


WoW! I gotta move down South!

Scotty

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Mature. Always sail with the wind at your back; there's no point in
annoying the pig.

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"katy" wrote in message
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Scotty wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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wrote:

Don White wrote:


David OHara


I'm really glad you posted this and htat I read it before

ripping you a

new one that would have been the size of the

GrandCanyon...


When I was younger, I blamed everything on my wife, too. But
now I'm more mature, or is it 'trained'.


Scotty


...trained....you'll do almost anything for a Ritz cracker with squirty
cheese on it...

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Where is Neal? Any word?

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"Gilligan" wrote in message
. ..
Leave the wife home. Obviously she can not contribute to the solution of
the problem, she can only make matters worse. Just think of what might
have happened if someone was injured or quick action was needed to prevent
catastrophe.

The icing on the cake is to mention to her how lonely her retirement will
be when you are out sailing the world - without her.

I do not understand why men are expected to cater to women's emotionally
driven whims and are expected to "apologize" for not understanding. Why
aren't women expected to understand men? Why is it assumed that women are
so handicapped? Why must men yield to this emotional terrorism?

Women are wired for dealing with children, other women and some family
matters. Men are wired for dealing with the external world - things such
as attacking beasts, danger, dinosaurs, thugs, science, sailing and the
like. In your situation there was a conflict between the manly world and
the woman's world. It looks like the costliest solution won.

It is unfortunate that the great and powerful mind of that Master Mariner
Capt Neal is not here to contribute further on this subject. I am certain
that he would add brilliant insight.

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jlrogers±³© wrote:
Where is Neal? Any word?



Best not to ask that question. It might open a portal into a dimension
you don't want to go.... or worse.

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jlrogers±³© wrote:
Where is Neal? Any word?


He's here...alias Ellen MacArthur...they missed when he had his
hermmorhoidectormy...

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"katy" wrote
| He's here...alias Ellen MacArthur...they missed when he had his
| hermmorhoidectormy...


Such fantasies you have, Dearie! Got nothing better to do with your time?
But you give me a good laugh. Capt. Neal knows more about sailing in his little
finger than I know about it in my whole body. I think it'd be accurate to say
Capt. Neal knows more about sailing than everybody in this news group put
together. Seems like you people never go sailing. And, even though you all
are addicted to your computers, I don't see anybody here who has a website
chock full of sailing wisdom like Capt. Neal does. Sailing wisdom and life's
lessons wisdom. All grounded in philosophy that'd make Aristotle take notice.
That's rare in a man these days. Hmmmmmm, sorta makes you wonder doesn't
it Katy? I guess you find it easier to spread gossip and lies than doing something
constructive. Yes, that's it! Jealous of the man's greatness. No ambition of your
own so you stay mediocre.

Cheers,
Ellen

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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
|I hope you and your family had a wonderful Thanksgiving Day together.
| Grounding be damned.


http://community-2.webtv.net/tassail/Family/index.html


Thom, is *everybody* in your family obese? I think everybody has Thanksgiving dinner 24/7/365.
Or it looks like it. Do yourself a favor. Put yourself and everybody else on a serious diet. You'll all
live longer and feel better.

Cheers,
Ellen

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| http://community-2.webtv.net/tassail/Family/index.html


Just wondering..... Errrrr is your Katherine our Katysails? giggle

Cheers,
Ellen

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Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"katy" wrote
| He's here...alias Ellen MacArthur...they missed when he had his
| hermmorhoidectormy...


Such fantasies you have, Dearie! Got nothing better to do with your time?
But you give me a good laugh. Capt. Neal knows more about sailing in his little
finger than I know about it in my whole body. I think it'd be accurate to say
Capt. Neal knows more about sailing than everybody in this news group put
together. Seems like you people never go sailing. And, even though you all
are addicted to your computers, I don't see anybody here who has a website
chock full of sailing wisdom like Capt. Neal does. Sailing wisdom and life's
lessons wisdom. All grounded in philosophy that'd make Aristotle take notice.
That's rare in a man these days. Hmmmmmm, sorta makes you wonder doesn't
it Katy? I guess you find it easier to spread gossip and lies than doing something
constructive. Yes, that's it! Jealous of the man's greatness. No ambition of your
own so you stay mediocre.

Cheers,
Ellen


So Capt... did you have the 'big operation' or do you just play at this
female thing?

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katysails wrote
| He's here...alias Ellen MacArthur...they missed when he had his
| hermmorhoidectormy...


What do you expect? No *good* surgeon would have done the
operation, after taking a look and realizing there'd be
nothing left afterward.



Ellen MacArthur wrote:
Such fantasies you have, Dearie! Got nothing better to do with your time?

A better question is "don't *you* have anything better to do
with your time?"

.... Capt. Neal knows more about sailing in his little
finger than I know about it in my whole body. I think it'd be accurate to say
Capt. Neal knows more about sailing than everybody in this news group put
together.

If wishing could make it so, then yes.

DSK

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"DSK" wrote
| If wishing could make it so, then yes.


Hmmmmm, I wish you'd post a link to *your* website about sailing. I'm not talking
about some lame-o pictures like Capt. Rob used to post either. I'm talking about something
we all can read that talks about sailing. You know, the why's and the wherefores? Stuff
based on actual experience and not a *maybe I'll just follow the crowd and talk about
motor problems* mentality.
Don't have it in ya? I thought as much..... In the meantime forgive me if I enjoy reading
and learning from Capt. Neal. I think I see why he deserted you people. Besides going off
sailing he probably got sick of ingrates.


Cheers,
Ellen

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"DSK" wrote
| If wishing could make it so, then yes.


Ellen MacArthur wrote:
Hmmmmm, I wish you'd post a link to *your* website about sailing.

Making a website is not sailing. Why do you judge a person's
sailing skills and knowledge by whether or not they have a
web site filled with bragging & bull****?

Although oddly enough I did author a website for a
one-design class about a decade ago. There is quite a lot of
material there, most of it of more interest to the
one-design racer than other types of sailing though.


I'm not talking
about some lame-o pictures like Capt. Rob used to post either. I'm talking about something
we all can read that talks about sailing. You know, the why's and the wherefores? Stuff
based on actual experience

Odd thing you should mention that, since there is no
evidence whatever that the Crapton® actually ever sailed. He
bull****ted a lot, in fact he claimed to have visited a
number of ports I know, and when his bluff gets called, he
knows *no* details of the place(s). Same with a number of
the others in this NG. Why do yuo think he is universally
known as the Crapton®?

DSK

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"DSK" wrote
| Making a website is not sailing. Why do you judge a person's
| sailing skills and knowledge by whether or not they have a
| web site filled with bragging & bull****?


I think it's fun figuring out what's weeds and what's something to harvest.....

| Although oddly enough I did author a website for a
| one-design class about a decade ago. There is quite a lot of
| material there, most of it of more interest to the
| one-design racer than other types of sailing though.

Well, what're you waiting for? Post the link. At least one-design racers probably
don't have motors.

| Why do yuo think he is universally
| known as the Crapton®?


A term of endearment? I find him to be a loveable old codger.

Cheers,
Ellen

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Don't worry about it Doug... "Ellen" doesn't sail either.

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"DSK" wrote in message
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"DSK" wrote | If wishing could make it so, then
yes.


Ellen MacArthur wrote:
Hmmmmm, I wish you'd post a link to *your* website about sailing.

Making a website is not sailing. Why do you judge a person's sailing
skills and knowledge by whether or not they have a web site filled with
bragging & bull****?

Although oddly enough I did author a website for a one-design class about
a decade ago. There is quite a lot of material there, most of it of more
interest to the one-design racer than other types of sailing though.


I'm not talking
about some lame-o pictures like Capt. Rob used to post either. I'm
talking about something
we all can read that talks about sailing. You know, the why's and the
wherefores? Stuff based on actual experience

Odd thing you should mention that, since there is no evidence whatever
that the Crapton® actually ever sailed. He bull****ted a lot, in fact he
claimed to have visited a number of ports I know, and when his bluff gets
called, he knows *no* details of the place(s). Same with a number of the
others in this NG. Why do yuo think he is universally known as the
Crapton®?

DSK

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"Maxprop" wrote in
nk.net:


My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the
home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd
love the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour.

Look at this! Maxipad "the king of the hypocrites" is cross-posting and
is off topic to boot! Not to mention his beloved katy, scotty, and
others.

He professed that anyone that crossposts will go into his killfile! I
guess he will have to killfile himself, along with katykunt! Too funny!

Maybe he's finally agreed that crossposting isn't such a bad thing after
all!

blondie

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katy wrote in
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I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was Spam,
Twinkies, and squirty cheese?

Here's katykunt with an all important question, crossposted to 3
sailing groups!

Oh the humanity!

blondie

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"Maxprop" wrote in
ink.net:


"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
"Scotty" wrote in message
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"katy" wrote in message
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wrote:

We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his

proclivity for putting

weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know...
and you think YOU were ashamed!

In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of
Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow!


My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the
home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there.
You'd love the place. I think you can sample the product after the
tour.

Max
I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was Spam,
Twinkies, and squirty cheese?

Maybe indefinitely. We might all be doing it wrong.


Number three! He's on a roll, folks! roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!

blondie

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katy wrote in
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Chi Chi wrote:
The wife should buy hubby an auto pilot for christmas so she can stay
home and face all those challenges of raising children that You speak
so highly of. I noticed dear kate You ignored the part where the
hubby stated he has told her and shown her time and time again how to
do things and she can't seem to get it.

He obviously has no teaching skills, Neal.

This is absolutely hysterical! A person with cable in Dallas, TX
(ChiChi) who katykunt is accusing of being Neal! At the same time, Neal
is in Florida! How can this be possible? roflmao

Could it be that she finds her beloved Neal hiding behind every bush?

blondie

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"Gilligan" wrote:

It is unfortunate that the great and powerful mind of that Master
Mariner Capt Neal is not here to contribute further on this subject. I
am certain that he would add brilliant insight.

LP said in another ng that Capt. Neal sailed the boat single-handed. The
only thing he asked her to do was bring him a beer when she was getting one
for herself. She said she was too busy laying on the deck working on her
tan to mess around pulling on ropes. She did mention something about
helping him do something with his tiller...whatever that is!

blondie

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"blondie" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in
nk.net:


My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the
home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd
love the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour.

Look at this! Maxipad "the king of the hypocrites" is cross-posting and
is off topic to boot! Not to mention his beloved katy, scotty, and
others.

He professed that anyone that crossposts will go into his killfile! I
guess he will have to killfile himself, along with katykunt! Too funny!

Maybe he's finally agreed that crossposting isn't such a bad thing after
all!

When I first read this, I opted not to respond. You are a pathetic,
feces-filled sock puppet and not worth the effort. But I changed my mind
because I feel some clarification is in order for the sentient types here.
(you may *not* include yourself among them, thanks all the same)

There is crossposting, and there is crossposting. These are sailing NGs.
LP (you, I suspect) was crossposting to the endless array of flonker NGs.
Big difference, but of course I wouldn't expect you to be sufficiently
astute to discern the difference.

Max

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Max, there's no point in debating with these people. They are the lowest
form of pond scum and best ignored. Databasix is home to convicted criminals
and are mostly shunned by the larger community.

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"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"blondie" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in
nk.net:


My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the
home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd
love the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour.

Look at this! Maxipad "the king of the hypocrites" is cross-posting and
is off topic to boot! Not to mention his beloved katy, scotty, and
others.

He professed that anyone that crossposts will go into his killfile! I
guess he will have to killfile himself, along with katykunt! Too funny!

Maybe he's finally agreed that crossposting isn't such a bad thing after
all!

When I first read this, I opted not to respond. You are a pathetic,
feces-filled sock puppet and not worth the effort. But I changed my mind
because I feel some clarification is in order for the sentient types here.
(you may *not* include yourself among them, thanks all the same)

There is crossposting, and there is crossposting. These are sailing NGs.
LP (you, I suspect) was crossposting to the endless array of flonker NGs.
Big difference, but of course I wouldn't expect you to be sufficiently
astute to discern the difference.

Max

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On Mon, 4 Dec 2006 02:01:12 +0000 (UTC), blondie
wrote:

"Maxprop" wrote in
ink.net:


My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the
home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd
love the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour.

Look at this! Maxipad "the king of the hypocrites" is cross-posting and
is off topic to boot! Not to mention his beloved katy, scotty, and
others.

He professed that anyone that crossposts will go into his killfile! I
guess he will have to killfile himself, along with katykunt! Too funny!

Maybe he's finally agreed that crossposting isn't such a bad thing after
all!

blondie

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MOORON YOUR BACK. haha

blondie wrote:

"Maxprop" wrote in
nk.net:

My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the
home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd
love the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour.

Look at this! Maxipad "the king of the hypocrites" is cross-posting and
is off topic to boot! Not to mention his beloved katy, scotty, and
others.

He professed that anyone that crossposts will go into his killfile! I
guess he will have to killfile himself, along with katykunt! Too funny!

Maybe he's finally agreed that crossposting isn't such a bad thing after
all!

blondie

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KCL Leave Alesford Lake and head to the bay. Moron is their.

KLC Lewis wrote:

"Chi Chi" wrote in message
m...
OK...after reading his explanation of the history of sailing in his
family, I addend this. WHen you take her sailing, don't ask her to do
anything. Make her as comfortable as possible. Have a bottle of wine
on board. A boc of chocolates, a good book. Ig things get dicey, don't
get mad. Just clear the decks and do what has to be done. And get your
engine fixed so it never happens again. DON'T not take her sailing when
she asks. Take fer, grit your teeth, and think of the benefits that
might come from being pleasant for the day.

Oh sure I'd bet You'd like that, being treated like royalty I suppose is
what You expect from men just because You're a female. With that type of
attitude the captain ought to throw your ass overboard. You ever hear the
word teamwork? Just like a marriage sailing is a team thing but I doubt
You comprehend that.


For what it's worth, I have this exact relationship with my husband -- he
doesn't care to learn a thing about sailing, doesn't particularly like it,
and wouldn't mind at all if I sold Escapade. Then again, he does, from time
to time, enjoy a day out on the water. So when we go sailing I treat it as
if I'm single-handing. I try to lure him into the cockpit if it's nice out
and there's something "interesting to see" (what -- just the water isn't
enough!?) but otherwise leave him to nap below or whatever he wants to do.

Granted, it's more fun when I have my sister and family aboard, because they
absolutely LOVE sailing, and want to learn about it. But you know what they
say: "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't teach him to gybe."