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. .. "KLC Lewis" wrote in message et... "DSK" wrote in message ... ...swam out with the anchor...? Easy - you just a cushion or pfd for flotation. KLC Lewis wrote: Oh, c'mon. You manly men wouldn't have any problem at all. You'd grab that 45# CQR, plop in on your hairy chest, and backstroke out a hundred yards. Oh sure, the anchor itself is no problem. It's the 20 yards of chain that's the problem... stuff keeps getting tangled in your legs as you're swimming.... DSK Have you tried organising it around the...Samson post? I hate it when all my chest hair get caught up in the anchor chain. That's why I carry the chain in my teeth and the anchor in one hand when I swim out to set it. To make sure I don't expend any unecessary effort trying to stay down while setting the anchor I wear 85lbs of diver's weights. I don't understand why any manly man would use an anchor to kedge the boat when its aground. Why not just swim under the boat and lift it up and push it out? Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get with the program.... -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
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Joe wrote: 3rd, you should have jumped in and swam out with the anchor, dove down and planted it deep so you could kedge yourself off. ...swam out with the anchor...? ...underwater of course... |
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"KLC Lewis" wrote in message et... "DSK" wrote in message . .. ...swam out with the anchor...? Easy - you just a cushion or pfd for flotation. KLC Lewis wrote: Oh, c'mon. You manly men wouldn't have any problem at all. You'd grab that 45# CQR, plop in on your hairy chest, and backstroke out a hundred yards. Oh sure, the anchor itself is no problem. It's the 20 yards of chain that's the problem... stuff keeps getting tangled in your legs as you're swimming.... DSK Have you tried organising it around the...Samson post? I hate it when all my chest hair get caught up in the anchor chain. That's why I carry the chain in my teeth and the anchor in one hand when I swim out to set it. To make sure I don't expend any unecessary effort trying to stay down while setting the anchor I wear 85lbs of diver's weights. I don't understand why any manly man would use an anchor to kedge the boat when its aground. Why not just swim under the boat and lift it up and push it out? I suppose that's do-able with your little Optimist sailing pram. |
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"Gilligan" wrote in message . .. "KLC Lewis" wrote in message news:H5mdnc9YYc3RiP7YnZ2dnUVZ_qGdnZ2d@centurytel .net... "DSK" wrote in message .. . ...swam out with the anchor...? Easy - you just a cushion or pfd for flotation. KLC Lewis wrote: Oh, c'mon. You manly men wouldn't have any problem at all. You'd grab that 45# CQR, plop in on your hairy chest, and backstroke out a hundred yards. Oh sure, the anchor itself is no problem. It's the 20 yards of chain that's the problem... stuff keeps getting tangled in your legs as you're swimming.... DSK Have you tried organising it around the...Samson post? I hate it when all my chest hair get caught up in the anchor chain. That's why I carry the chain in my teeth and the anchor in one hand when I swim out to set it. To make sure I don't expend any unecessary effort trying to stay down while setting the anchor I wear 85lbs of diver's weights. I don't understand why any manly man would use an anchor to kedge the boat when its aground. Why not just swim under the boat and lift it up and push it out? Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get with the program.... "little woman"? oh man...you have sunk lower than low... |
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...swam out with the anchor...? [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get with the program.... "little woman"? oh man...you have sunk lower than low... Katy at what point did you loose your sense of humor, or did you never have one? -- Message posted via http://www.boatkb.com |
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scbafreak via BoatKB.com wrote:
katy wrote: ...swam out with the anchor...? [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get with the program.... "little woman"? oh man...you have sunk lower than low... Katy at what point did you loose your sense of humor, or did you never have one? umm...if you knew me, you'd knwo that I said that tongue in cheek...obviously uou don't know me...guess I'll have to get out the voodoo doll again... |
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Mean, low, low actually.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "katy" wrote in message ... Capt. JG wrote: "Gilligan" wrote in message . .. "KLC Lewis" wrote in message news:H5mdnc9YYc3RiP7YnZ2dnUVZ_qGdnZ2d@centuryte l.net... "DSK" wrote in message . .. ...swam out with the anchor...? Easy - you just a cushion or pfd for flotation. KLC Lewis wrote: Oh, c'mon. You manly men wouldn't have any problem at all. You'd grab that 45# CQR, plop in on your hairy chest, and backstroke out a hundred yards. Oh sure, the anchor itself is no problem. It's the 20 yards of chain that's the problem... stuff keeps getting tangled in your legs as you're swimming.... DSK Have you tried organising it around the...Samson post? I hate it when all my chest hair get caught up in the anchor chain. That's why I carry the chain in my teeth and the anchor in one hand when I swim out to set it. To make sure I don't expend any unecessary effort trying to stay down while setting the anchor I wear 85lbs of diver's weights. I don't understand why any manly man would use an anchor to kedge the boat when its aground. Why not just swim under the boat and lift it up and push it out? Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get with the program.... "little woman"? oh man...you have sunk lower than low... |
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You should see my reply... :-)
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "scbafreak via BoatKB.com" u25927@uwe wrote in message news:69a1b97e46ca6@uwe... katy wrote: ...swam out with the anchor...? [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get with the program.... "little woman"? oh man...you have sunk lower than low... Katy at what point did you loose your sense of humor, or did you never have one? -- Message posted via http://www.boatkb.com |
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Might even say he's neaped himself. lol
"Capt. JG" wrote in message ... Mean, low, low actually. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "katy" wrote in message ... Capt. JG wrote: "Gilligan" wrote in message . .. "KLC Lewis" wrote in message news:H5mdnc9YYc3RiP7YnZ2dnUVZ_qGdnZ2d@centuryt el.net... "DSK" wrote in message ... ...swam out with the anchor...? Easy - you just a cushion or pfd for flotation. KLC Lewis wrote: Oh, c'mon. You manly men wouldn't have any problem at all. You'd grab that 45# CQR, plop in on your hairy chest, and backstroke out a hundred yards. Oh sure, the anchor itself is no problem. It's the 20 yards of chain that's the problem... stuff keeps getting tangled in your legs as you're swimming.... DSK Have you tried organising it around the...Samson post? I hate it when all my chest hair get caught up in the anchor chain. That's why I carry the chain in my teeth and the anchor in one hand when I swim out to set it. To make sure I don't expend any unecessary effort trying to stay down while setting the anchor I wear 85lbs of diver's weights. I don't understand why any manly man would use an anchor to kedge the boat when its aground. Why not just swim under the boat and lift it up and push it out? Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get with the program.... "little woman"? oh man...you have sunk lower than low... |
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KLC Lewis wrote:
Might even say he's neaped himself. lol "Capt. JG" wrote in message ... Mean, low, low actually. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "katy" wrote in message ... Capt. JG wrote: "Gilligan" wrote in message news:sYOdnQYY16YCh_7YnZ2dnUVZ_q6dnZ2d@comcast. com... "KLC Lewis" wrote in message news:H5mdnc9YYc3RiP7YnZ2dnUVZ_qGdnZ2d@century tel.net... "DSK" wrote in message t... ...swam out with the anchor...? Easy - you just a cushion or pfd for flotation. KLC Lewis wrote: Oh, c'mon. You manly men wouldn't have any problem at all. You'd grab that 45# CQR, plop in on your hairy chest, and backstroke out a hundred yards. Oh sure, the anchor itself is no problem. It's the 20 yards of chain that's the problem... stuff keeps getting tangled in your legs as you're swimming.... DSK Have you tried organising it around the...Samson post? I hate it when all my chest hair get caught up in the anchor chain. That's why I carry the chain in my teeth and the anchor in one hand when I swim out to set it. To make sure I don't expend any unecessary effort trying to stay down while setting the anchor I wear 85lbs of diver's weights. I don't understand why any manly man would use an anchor to kedge the boat when its aground. Why not just swim under the boat and lift it up and push it out? Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get with the program.... "little woman"? oh man...you have sunk lower than low... ....in the bud... |
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Jeff wrote: -rick- wrote: Joe wrote: 3rd, you should have jumped in and swam out with the anchor, dove down and planted it deep so you could kedge yourself off. ...swam out with the anchor...? Easy - you just a cushion or pfd for flotation. A fender works well also. Nothing worse than a winter swim with a 25 lb danforth to kedge off...except calling towthiefsUSA and getting a bill that you wonder if vasaline is included, The bright side is you might discover an oyster reef, and instill some level of self reliance and competence to your crew. Joe |
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"KLC Lewis" wrote in message et... "Gilligan" wrote in message . .. "KLC Lewis" wrote in message et... "DSK" wrote in message ... ...swam out with the anchor...? Easy - you just a cushion or pfd for flotation. KLC Lewis wrote: Oh, c'mon. You manly men wouldn't have any problem at all. You'd grab that 45# CQR, plop in on your hairy chest, and backstroke out a hundred yards. Oh sure, the anchor itself is no problem. It's the 20 yards of chain that's the problem... stuff keeps getting tangled in your legs as you're swimming.... DSK Have you tried organising it around the...Samson post? I hate it when all my chest hair get caught up in the anchor chain. That's why I carry the chain in my teeth and the anchor in one hand when I swim out to set it. To make sure I don't expend any unecessary effort trying to stay down while setting the anchor I wear 85lbs of diver's weights. I don't understand why any manly man would use an anchor to kedge the boat when its aground. Why not just swim under the boat and lift it up and push it out? You could cut the testosterone here with a knife. Hmmmm. Not a half-bad idea, that! ;-D Your sense of humor is outstanding. Are you left handed? |
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"Gilligan" wrote in message ... Your sense of humor is outstanding. Are you left handed? Almost. I'm a drummer. lol |
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"Scout" wrote in message He did mention the fuel pump. I believe his wife failed to replace it the night before, even though she knew it was going to die the next day. Scotty That's funny! Scout As funny as McNabb tripping over his own shoelaces and getting injured? SBV |
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On Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:26:13 -0700, in message
"Gilligan" wrote: I don't understand why any manly man would use an anchor to kedge the boat when its aground. Why not just swim under the boat and lift it up and push it out? Strangely enough, I have a photo around here somewhere of a friend doing almost exactly that... Ryk |
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"Scotty" wrote in message
. .. "Scout" wrote in message He did mention the fuel pump. I believe his wife failed to replace it the night before, even though she knew it was going to die the next day. Scotty That's funny! Scout As funny as McNabb tripping over his own shoelaces and getting injured? SBV No way, he tripped over the chalk line. Lousy union chalk liners! Scout |
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. .. "Scout" wrote in message He did mention the fuel pump. I believe his wife failed to replace it the night before, even though she knew it was going to die the next day. Scotty That's funny! Scout As funny as McNabb tripping over his own shoelaces and getting injured? SBV Almost , but definitely as funny as Big Ben thinking his helmetless head was tougher than a car bumper! Scout |
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"katy" wrote in message
... Scotty wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... wrote: Don White wrote: David OHara I'm really glad you posted this and htat I read it before ripping you a new one that would have been the size of the GrandCanyon... When I was younger, I blamed everything on my wife, too. But now I'm more mature, or is it 'trained'. Scotty ...trained....you'll do almost anything for a Ritz cracker with squirty cheese on it... ah, um, nevermind. Scout |
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Scout wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... Scotty wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... wrote: Don White wrote: David OHara I'm really glad you posted this and htat I read it before ripping you a new one that would have been the size of the GrandCanyon... When I was younger, I blamed everything on my wife, too. But now I'm more mature, or is it 'trained'. Scotty ...trained....you'll do almost anything for a Ritz cracker with squirty cheese on it... ah, um, nevermind. Scout I said "almost".... |
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katy wrote: Scout wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... Scotty wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... wrote: Don White wrote: David OHara I'm really glad you posted this and htat I read it before ripping you a new one that would have been the size of the GrandCanyon... When I was younger, I blamed everything on my wife, too. But now I'm more mature, or is it 'trained'. Scotty ...trained....you'll do almost anything for a Ritz cracker with squirty cheese on it... ah, um, nevermind. Scout I said "almost".... Y'all still goin on on this topic? Get over it, We have. So I spent nearly 500 bucks to be towed. Nobody got hurt, the boat is OK, I learned about getting towed, I learned to leave my dinghy oars aboard, and I got a story to tell my family at Thanksgiving (and I promise to take the blame). BTW, it is still blowing 20 kts out of the north, my idea that it would stop and blow from the south was wrong. |
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"katy" wrote in message ... wrote: We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his proclivity for putting weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know... and you think YOU were ashamed! In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow! Scotty |
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"Scotty" wrote in message . .. "katy" wrote in message ... wrote: We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his proclivity for putting weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know... and you think YOU were ashamed! In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow! My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd love the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour. Max |
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Scotty wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... wrote: We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his proclivity for putting weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know... and you think YOU were ashamed! In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow! Scotty Bet you deep gry it too, huh? |
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"Scotty" wrote in message . .. "katy" wrote in message ... wrote: We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his proclivity for putting weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know... and you think YOU were ashamed! In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow! My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd love the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour. Max I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was Spam, Twinkies, and squirty cheese? |
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"katy" wrote in message
... Maxprop wrote: "Scotty" wrote in message . .. "katy" wrote in message ... wrote: We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his proclivity for putting weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know... and you think YOU were ashamed! In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow! My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd love the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour. Max I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was Spam, Twinkies, and squirty cheese? don't know how long they'd live, but I'll bet they'd take centuries to decompose. Scout |
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katy wrote:
I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was Spam, Twinkies, and squirty cheese? I'd give said person about two days before before deciding not to wait to find out. Cheers Marty |
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"katy" wrote in message ... Scotty wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... wrote: We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his proclivity for putting weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know... and you think YOU were ashamed! In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow! Scotty Bet you deep gry it too, huh? Nah, it's too big for that. Goes on a spit, over an old fuel tank which I then burn leaves in. -- Scott Vernon Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_ |
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"katy" wrote in message ... My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd love the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour. Max I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was Spam, Twinkies, and squirty cheese? You may find this hard to believe, but I've never had a Twinkie. Scotty |
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Scotty wrote:
You may find this hard to believe, but I've never had a Twinkie. You are correct. Cheers Marty Scotty |
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Scotty wrote:
Bet you deep gry it too, huh? Nah, it's too big for that. Goes on a spit, over an old fuel tank which I then burn leaves in. It'll cook faster if you leave a couple of gallons of heating oil in the old tank! Cheers Marty ------------ And now a word from our sponsor ---------------------- For a quality mail server, try SurgeMail, easy to install, fast, efficient and reliable. Run a million users on a standard PC running NT or Unix without running out of power, use the best! ---- See http://netwinsite.com/sponsor/sponsor_surgemail.htm ---- |
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Don White wrote: Larry wrote: "Frogwatch" wrote in news:1164000104.521584.101920 @e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com: I probably should go make amends. No problem. The mall diamond stores open at 9AM, right on time.... Larry That could be a dangerous thing to do. The wife may expect similar offerings everytime he's wrong. Oh GAWD, that'd be several times a day for me -- IF you accept her side of the story, rather than mine ;-) -- Jere Lull Xan-a-Deux ('73 Tanzer 28 #4 out of Tolchester, MD) Xan's Pages: http://members.dca.net/jerelull/X-Main.html Our BVI FAQs (290+ pics) http://homepage.mac.com/jerelull/BVI/ |
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"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "Scotty" wrote in message . .. "katy" wrote in message ... wrote: We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his proclivity for putting weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know... and you think YOU were ashamed! In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow! My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd love the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour. Max I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was Spam, Twinkies, and squirty cheese? Maybe indefinitely. We might all be doing it wrong. Max |
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"Scout" wrote in message ... "katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "Scotty" wrote in message . .. "katy" wrote in message ... wrote: We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his proclivity for putting weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know... and you think YOU were ashamed! In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow! My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd love the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour. Max I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was Spam, Twinkies, and squirty cheese? don't know how long they'd live, but I'll bet they'd take centuries to decompose. Scout LOL. Max |
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I hope you and your family had a wonderful Thanksgiving Day together.
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Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... Maxprop wrote: "Scotty" wrote in message om... "katy" wrote in message ... wrote: We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his proclivity for putting weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know... and you think YOU were ashamed! In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow! My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd love the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour. Max I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was Spam, Twinkies, and squirty cheese? Maybe indefinitely. We might all be doing it wrong. Max Probably be the only items not 'Made in China' very very soon. |
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katysails wrote:
I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was Spam, Twinkies, and squirty cheese? Probably a long happy & productive life. It would seem even longer to the other people who have to be in the same room. DSK |
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"katy" wrote in message ... Scotty wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... wrote: We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his proclivity for putting weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know... and you think YOU were ashamed! In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow! Scotty Bet you deep gry it too, huh? Yum, fried spam...almost as good as bacon for breakfast! Seahag |
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Scotty wrote:
"katy" wrote in message ... My cousin is a physician with Mayo Health Systems in Austin, MN, the home of Hormel (Spam). They actually have a Spam Museum there. You'd love the place. I think you can sample the product after the tour. Max I wonder how long a person would live if all they ate was Spam, Twinkies, and squirty cheese? You may find this hard to believe, but I've never had a Twinkie. Scotty Hah......how unAmerican can you get.... |
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"Seahag" wrote in message
... "katy" wrote in message ... Scotty wrote: "katy" wrote in message ... wrote: We're talking about Scotty now, not you. And his proclivity for putting weird things in hsi stomach. He eats Spam, ya know... and you think YOU were ashamed! In fact, Lisa just finished sculpting the 'Turkey' out of Spam ( 33 cans worth ) MmmMmm, can't wait till tomorrow! Scotty Bet you deep gry it too, huh? Yum, fried spam...almost as good as bacon for breakfast! Seahag You gotta try it with a little squirty cheese on top! Scout |
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