I'm getting good and drunk, I'm drinking all night until the polls open
tomorrow. Then I'm going down, looking and smelling my best, to vote
Republican! hic! I'm going to vote for Bush because he's the only one that
can end the Korean War. hic! I'm a Korean War veteran, my motorhome is nicer
than Capt Neal's airstream and I can hold my liquor better than Ole Thom.
hic! I am as drunk as hell but they won't mistake me for Ted Kennedy because
I am not as large as an Oldsmobile hic! Especially one floating on its back!
hic! Ole Thom and I should trade war stories about fighting those Japs.
hic!! Hic!! Ain't he a Korean War veteran too? hic!! Hic!!! Hicccc!!!!
Bwaaaaaaaarffffff!!!!!!!