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Thom Stewart November 6th 06 06:11 PM

OT Election
 
A "Webber" friend sent me this"

"They hold Election in November because its the best time of the year to
pick out a Turkey!"


http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT



Scotty November 6th 06 06:25 PM

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Can't wait for it to be over. Damn idiots keep calling and
leaving messages! Who, besides Jon, would listen to that
crap?

Scotty


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
A "Webber" friend sent me this"

"They hold Election in November because its the best time

of the year to
pick out a Turkey!"


http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT





Capt. JG November 6th 06 07:44 PM

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The only people who are calling me are my liberal friends.

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"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..
Can't wait for it to be over. Damn idiots keep calling and
leaving messages! Who, besides Jon, would listen to that
crap?

Scotty


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
A "Webber" friend sent me this"

"They hold Election in November because its the best time

of the year to
pick out a Turkey!"


http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT







Capt. JG November 6th 06 07:47 PM

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The best line I ever heard was, "If the election was held today, 80% of the
people would be very surprised." Of course, that was said in the middle of
another month. :-) Today, it's probably true.

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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
A "Webber" friend sent me this"

"They hold Election in November because its the best time of the year to
pick out a Turkey!"


http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT





Walt November 6th 06 08:51 PM

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Scotty wrote:

Can't wait for it to be over. Damn idiots keep calling and
leaving messages! Who, besides Jon, would listen to that
crap?


It's this years dirty trick. Place a dozen robocalls to a household in
the name of tho opposition candidate in hopes that it will **** people
off so much that they vote for your guy.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/...8L49LKG3.shtml
http://www.votetrustusa.org/index.ph...71&Ite mid=26

It's desparation time, folks.

//Walt

Gilligan November 6th 06 09:43 PM

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http://www.buttafly.com/bush/index.php



Capt. JG November 6th 06 10:08 PM

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George W. Bush lowered taxes so that Republicans, oil companies, big
corporations, and Rush Limbaugh could oppress Muslims.

I like it.

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"Gilligan" wrote in message
. ..
http://www.buttafly.com/bush/index.php




Maxprop November 6th 06 10:27 PM

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"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
The only people who are calling me are my liberal friends.


Oh that must be helpful. Probably turned you around 180 degrees, right?
g

Max



Capt. JG November 6th 06 11:32 PM

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Heh... actually, I started thinking for myself. :-)

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"Maxprop" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
The only people who are calling me are my liberal friends.


Oh that must be helpful. Probably turned you around 180 degrees, right?
g

Max




Scotty November 7th 06 12:18 AM

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"Walt" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:

Can't wait for it to be over. Damn idiots keep calling

and
leaving messages! Who, besides Jon, would listen to

that
crap?


It's this years dirty trick. Place a dozen robocalls to a

household in
the name of tho opposition candidate in hopes that it will

**** people
off so much that they vote for your guy.


http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/...olitics/mainD8
L49LKG3.shtml

http://www.votetrustusa.org/index.ph...om_content&tas
k=view&id=1971&Itemid=26

It's desparation time, folks.



I was wondering if they got around to that yet. it would
work for me. Lois Murphy ( as in your article) is the
biggest offender. Calls two times a day. Today an actual
person called, for Lois of course. I told the lady the only
way I'd vote for Lois Murphy is if she came over and gave me
a BJ today. They hung up. Imagine that.

Scotty



Lady Pilot November 7th 06 02:22 AM

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"Capt. JG" wrote:

The only people who are calling me are my liberal friends.


From the gay bath house, no doubt! Give them good ones and they always call
back for more, eh?

"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com ************SPAM ALERT***************




Lady Pilot November 7th 06 02:23 AM

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"Maxprop" wrote:

"Capt. JG" wrote:
The only people who are calling me are my liberal friends.


Oh that must be helpful. Probably turned you around 180 degrees, right?
g


It's only his back half that they are interested in...have you had the
horror of looking at his face? Bwhaehawhawhawhahahaahhahaaaaa!

LP



Lady Pilot November 7th 06 02:26 AM

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"Capt. JG" wrote:

"Maxprop" wrote:

"Capt. JG" wrote:
The only people who are calling me are my liberal friends.


Oh that must be helpful. Probably turned you around 180 degrees, right?
g

Max


Heh... actually, I started thinking for myself. :-)


Now that is funny! I think Gaynz meant, "I only think about myself, and my
boyfriends at the bath house"

LP



Lady Pilot November 7th 06 02:29 AM

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"Scotty" wrote:

I was wondering if they got around to that yet. it would
work for me. Lois Murphy ( as in your article) is the
biggest offender. Calls two times a day. Today an actual
person called, for Lois of course. I told the lady the only
way I'd vote for Lois Murphy is if she came over and gave me
a BJ today. They hung up. Imagine that.


Still desperate, I see...but at least now you have your sense of humor
(humour for Oz) back.

Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been throwing herself at you for
weeks now. :-)

LP



Scotty November 7th 06 04:05 AM

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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
...

"Scotty" wrote:

I was wondering if they got around to that yet. it

would
work for me. Lois Murphy ( as in your article) is the
biggest offender. Calls two times a day. Today an

actual
person called, for Lois of course. I told the lady the

only
way I'd vote for Lois Murphy is if she came over and

gave me
a BJ today. They hung up. Imagine that.


Still desperate, I see...but at least now you have your

sense of humor
(humour for Oz) back.


Desperate? because I dissed a telemarketer? WTF is wrong
with you?



Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been throwing

herself at you for
weeks now. :-)



Jealousy does not become you.





Lady Pilot November 7th 06 04:17 AM

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"Scotty" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
"Scotty" wrote:

I was wondering if they got around to that yet. it

would
work for me. Lois Murphy ( as in your article) is the
biggest offender. Calls two times a day. Today an

actual
person called, for Lois of course. I told the lady the

only
way I'd vote for Lois Murphy is if she came over and

gave me
a BJ today. They hung up. Imagine that.


Still desperate, I see...but at least now you have your

sense of humor
(humour for Oz) back.


Desperate? because I dissed a telemarketer? WTF is wrong
with you?


Desperate for a BJ...
What happened to your reading comprehension skills? Or am I just too tired
to make my point?

Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been throwing

herself at you for
weeks now. :-)


Jealousy does not become you.


Bwawhahahahahahahaaaa, thanks! You are starting to remind me of the "old
Scotty" that I used to rofl when I read your posts.

LP



Scotty November 7th 06 05:00 AM

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"Lady Pilot" offered...


Desperate for a BJ...


no thanks.


Or am I just too tired
to make my point?



How many 'customers' did you have tonight?



Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been

throwing
herself at you for
weeks now. :-)



I've invited her, but no response....... yet.

SV



Walt November 7th 06 02:18 PM

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Scotty wrote:

"Walt" wrote in message
...

Scotty wrote:


Can't wait for it to be over. Damn idiots keep calling


and

leaving messages! Who, besides Jon, would listen to


that

crap?


It's this years dirty trick. Place a dozen robocalls to a


household in

the name of tho opposition candidate in hopes that it will


**** people

off so much that they vote for your guy.



http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/...olitics/mainD8
L49LKG3.shtml

http://www.votetrustusa.org/index.ph...om_content&tas
k=view&id=1971&Itemid=26

It's desparation time, folks.


I was wondering if they got around to that yet. it would
work for me. Lois Murphy ( as in your article) is the
biggest offender. Calls two times a day. Today an actual
person called, for Lois of course. I told the lady the only
way I'd vote for Lois Murphy is if she came over and gave me
a BJ today. They hung up. Imagine that.


Ok. Maybe you need to read the article again, but all those calls
you've been getting with "information about Lois Murphy" are placed and
funded by her Republican opponent, with the intention of ****ing you off
so that you vote against her.

I guess it worked. How's it feel to be a sucker?

//Walt


Capt. JG November 7th 06 05:15 PM

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"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Lady Pilot" offered...


Desperate for a BJ...


no thanks.


Or am I just too tired
to make my point?



How many 'customers' did you have tonight?



Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been

throwing
herself at you for
weeks now. :-)



I've invited her, but no response....... yet.


It's going to be a long wait... Neal is in rehab.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com




Scotty November 7th 06 07:50 PM

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"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Lady Pilot" offered...


Desperate for a BJ...


no thanks.


Or am I just too tired
to make my point?



How many 'customers' did you have tonight?



Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been

throwing
herself at you for
weeks now. :-)



I've invited her, but no response....... yet.


It's going to be a long wait... Neal is in rehab.



is Neal her chauffeur?





Capt. JG November 7th 06 09:08 PM

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Ellen = Neal

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"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Lady Pilot" offered...


Desperate for a BJ...

no thanks.


Or am I just too tired
to make my point?


How many 'customers' did you have tonight?



Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been
throwing
herself at you for
weeks now. :-)


I've invited her, but no response....... yet.


It's going to be a long wait... Neal is in rehab.



is Neal her chauffeur?







Walt November 7th 06 09:23 PM

OT Election
 
Scotty wrote:

"Capt. JG" wrote in message


It's going to be a long wait... Neal is in rehab.


is Neal her chauffeur?


Neal is her typist. (for some values of "her")

//Walt

Jeff November 7th 06 09:43 PM

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Capt. JG wrote:
Ellen = Neal


No! I always pictured him, well, not quite so effeminate.

Scotty November 7th 06 11:07 PM

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"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
Ellen = Neal



is this one of those word games?





Capt. JG November 8th 06 12:33 AM

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Only for u I guess.

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"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
Ellen = Neal



is this one of those word games?







Lady Pilot November 9th 06 02:45 AM

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"Scotty" twisted his reply to write:

"Lady Pilot" offered...


Desperate for a BJ...


no thanks.


Good, because I wasn't offering. Nice twist there...


Or am I just too tired
to make my point?



How many 'customers' did you have tonight?


I don't work nights. Why are you so concerned about my *clients*?
I get paid for my brains, not for sex. Silly man!

Why don't you get Ellen to come over? She been

throwing
herself at you for
weeks now. :-)



I've invited her, but no response....... yet.


I'm sure you will be pleasantly surprised! LOL

LP



Scotty November 9th 06 01:23 PM

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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
...

"Scotty" twisted his reply to write:

"Lady Pilot" offered...


Desperate for a BJ...


no thanks.


I'm sure you will be pleasantly surprised! LOL



Still, the answer is no.

SV



Ellen MacArthur November 9th 06 03:34 PM

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"Lady Pilot" wrote
| I get paid for my brains, not for sex. Silly man!

It must be really really hard making ends meet on minimum wage.... :-)


Cheers,
Ellen



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