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Scotty November 5th 06 02:06 AM

isn't it ironic
 
Today I towed a broken down sailboat back to his slip. I
had no problem changing coarse or slowing down.

BTw, the guy didn't even thank me.

Scotty





Joe November 5th 06 02:19 AM

isn't it ironic
 

Scotty wrote:
Today I towed a broken down sailboat back to his slip. I
had no problem changing coarse or slowing down.

BTw, the guy didn't even thank me.

Scotty


You should have demanded cash mr nice guy.

Joe


Ringmaster November 5th 06 02:32 AM

isn't it ironic
 


BTw, the guy didn't even thank me.

Scotty


Truly unbelievable.


Scotty November 5th 06 02:50 AM

isn't it ironic
 

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com..
..

Scotty wrote:
Today I towed a broken down sailboat back to his slip.

I
had no problem changing coarse or slowing down.

BTw, the guy didn't even thank me.

Scotty


You should have demanded cash mr nice guy.



I felt sorry for the guy, his hull was yellow.

Scotty





Scotty November 5th 06 02:53 AM

isn't it ironic
 

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 21:06:37 -0500, "Scotty"


scribbled thusly:

Today I towed a broken down sailboat back to his slip.




Scotty



What happened..the sky fall in?


Said he just got the boat, from a charity sale. Looked like
a mess. No sails on the boat, but a spinn pole was hanging
from the front of the mast. I saw him motoring around when I
sailed in, then he was anchored in the river yelling Ahoy!
Ahoy!. So I towed him in.

Scotty




Scotty November 5th 06 02:54 AM

isn't it ironic
 

"Ringmaster" wrote in message
ups.com...


BTw, the guy didn't even thank me.

Scotty


Truly unbelievable.



No, it really happened...honest.

SV



Capt. JG November 5th 06 03:55 AM

isn't it ironic
 
Can you claim salvage?

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"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..
Today I towed a broken down sailboat back to his slip. I
had no problem changing coarse or slowing down.

BTw, the guy didn't even thank me.

Scotty







Scotty November 5th 06 12:59 PM

isn't it ironic
 
wouldn't want to...yellow hull.




"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
Can you claim salvage?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..
Today I towed a broken down sailboat back to his slip.

I
had no problem changing coarse or slowing down.

BTw, the guy didn't even thank me.

Scotty









Maxprop November 5th 06 02:34 PM

isn't it ironic
 

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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Can you claim salvage?


POS boat with a *yellow hull? *

Would you?

Max



Capt. JG November 5th 06 05:44 PM

isn't it ironic
 
Perhaps. You don't actually have to take possession I believe... might annoy
them, however. :-)

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"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
Can you claim salvage?


POS boat with a *yellow hull? *

Would you?

Max




katy November 5th 06 09:35 PM

isn't it ironic
 
Scotty wrote:
OzOne wrote in message
...

On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 21:06:37 -0500, "Scotty"




scribbled thusly:


Today I towed a broken down sailboat back to his slip.



Scotty




What happened..the sky fall in?



Said he just got the boat, from a charity sale. Looked like
a mess. No sails on the boat, but a spinn pole was hanging
from the front of the mast. I saw him motoring around when I
sailed in, then he was anchored in the river yelling Ahoy!
Ahoy!. So I towed him in.

Scotty



He was actually calling Ahoy?????

katy November 5th 06 09:36 PM

isn't it ironic
 
Maxprop wrote:
"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...

Can you claim salvage?



POS boat with a *yellow hull? *

Would you?

Max


Spin Sheet has a 1970something Coronado 27 for sale by the Sea
Scouts...ya think it might have been a donation from you-know-who when
the doctor made the mistake on Neal's hemmorhoids and turned him into Ellen?

DSK November 6th 06 01:55 PM

isn't it ironic
 
Said he just got the boat, from a charity sale. Looked like
a mess. No sails on the boat, but a spinn pole was hanging
from the front of the mast.


That could come in handy.


.... I saw him motoring around when I
sailed in, then he was anchored in the river yelling Ahoy!
Ahoy!. So I towed him in.



katysails wrote:
He was actually calling Ahoy?????


Yes, a time honored nautical hail meaning "I require
assistance. I am out of chocolate-chip cookies."

DSK


katy November 6th 06 02:10 PM

isn't it ironic
 
DSK wrote:
Said he just got the boat, from a charity sale. Looked like
a mess. No sails on the boat, but a spinn pole was hanging
from the front of the mast.



That could come in handy.


.... I saw him motoring around when I
sailed in, then he was anchored in the river yelling Ahoy!
Ahoy!. So I towed him in.




katysails wrote:

He was actually calling Ahoy?????



Yes, a time honored nautical hail meaning "I require assistance. I am
out of chocolate-chip cookies."

DSK

Wouldn't it be better if it meant, hey, bring me a beer?

Jeff November 6th 06 02:24 PM

isn't it ironic
 
DSK wrote:
He was actually calling Ahoy?????


Yes, a time honored nautical hail meaning "I require assistance. I am
out of chocolate-chip cookies."


In my father's old condo parking garage in Boca Raton was a Rolls
Royce - the owner kept a jar of Grey Poupon in the cup holder!

Scotty November 6th 06 03:19 PM

isn't it ironic
 

"katy" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:
OzOne wrote in message
...

On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 21:06:37 -0500, "Scotty"




scribbled thusly:


Today I towed a broken down sailboat back to his slip.


Scotty




What happened..the sky fall in?



Said he just got the boat, from a charity sale. Looked

like
a mess. No sails on the boat, but a spinn pole was

hanging
from the front of the mast. I saw him motoring around

when I
sailed in, then he was anchored in the river yelling

Ahoy!
Ahoy!. So I towed him in.

Scotty



He was actually calling Ahoy?????


yes.



Scotty November 6th 06 03:24 PM

isn't it ironic
 

"Jeff" wrote in message
. ..
DSK wrote:
He was actually calling Ahoy?????


Yes, a time honored nautical hail meaning "I require

assistance. I am
out of chocolate-chip cookies."


In my father's old condo parking garage in Boca Raton was

a Rolls
Royce - the owner kept a jar of Grey Poupon in the cup

holder!

Ha. I forgot the mustard one time, discovered it *after* I
grilled some burgers. It reminded me of that commercial.
but I didn't go around the anchorage begging mustard.
Luckily, I found a saucy wench in the next port to get me
some.

Scotty



DSK November 7th 06 11:38 AM

isn't it ironic
 
Scotty wrote:
Ha. I forgot the mustard one time, discovered it *after* I
grilled some burgers. It reminded me of that commercial.
but I didn't go around the anchorage begging mustard.
Luckily, I found a saucy wench in the next port to get me
some.


Weren't the burgers cold by then?

DSK


Scotty November 7th 06 12:36 PM

isn't it ironic
 

"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
Scotty wrote:
Ha. I forgot the mustard one time, discovered it

*after* I
grilled some burgers. It reminded me of that

commercial.
but I didn't go around the anchorage begging mustard.
Luckily, I found a saucy wench in the next port to get

me
some.


Weren't the burgers cold by then?


They were in the holding tank by then.
;)




Walt November 7th 06 02:20 PM

isn't it ironic
 
DSK wrote:
Scotty wrote:

Ha. I forgot the mustard one time, discovered it *after* I
grilled some burgers. It reminded me of that commercial.
but I didn't go around the anchorage begging mustard.
Luckily, I found a saucy wench in the next port to get me
some.


Weren't the burgers cold by then?


That's why you ask for hot spicy mustard.

//Walt


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