"Jeff" wrote in message
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DSK wrote:
He was actually calling Ahoy?????

Yes, a time honored nautical hail meaning "I require
assistance. I am
out of chocolate-chip cookies."

In my father's old condo parking garage in Boca Raton was
a Rolls
Royce - the owner kept a jar of Grey Poupon in the cup
holder!

Ha. I forgot the mustard one time, discovered it *after* I
grilled some burgers. It reminded me of that commercial.
but I didn't go around the anchorage begging mustard.
Luckily, I found a saucy wench in the next port to get me
some.

Scotty