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Paladin November 6th 06 04:31 PM

Shoals!
 

"Bart" .@. wrote in message ...
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| "Walt" wrote
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| Shoals are found where the water is shallow, or alternatively, where the
| bottom is high.
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| Reminds me a a girl I used to date.


You dated a Negro girl?

Paladin
(Have blue water yacht - will travel)

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Capt. JG November 6th 06 05:11 PM

Shoals!
 
The term is leggy. :-)

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"Bart" .@. wrote in message ...

"Walt" wrote

Shoals are found where the water is shallow, or alternatively, where the
bottom is high.


Reminds me a a girl I used to date.




Bart November 6th 06 05:19 PM

Shoals!
 
This one was a 6' tall blonde. Very pretty but
she never had to develop a personality.

"Paladin" noneofyourbusiness.www wrote in message
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"Bart" .@. wrote in message ...
|
| "Walt" wrote
|
| Shoals are found where the water is shallow, or alternatively, where
the
| bottom is high.
|
| Reminds me a a girl I used to date.


You dated a Negro girl?

Paladin
(Have blue water yacht - will travel)

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DSK November 6th 06 05:24 PM

Shoals!
 
| "Walt" wrote
| Shoals are found where the water is shallow, or alternatively, where
| the bottom is high.


Sometimes, in some places, the water is so shallow that the
bottom actually sticks up above the surface.


"Bart" wrote
| Reminds me a a girl I used to date.


"Paladin" wrote
You dated a Negro girl?



Something wrong with that?


Bart wrote:
This one was a 6' tall blonde. Very pretty but
she never had to develop a personality.


So?

DSK


Paladin November 6th 06 06:10 PM

Shoals!
 

"DSK" wrote in message ...
| | "Walt" wrote
| | Shoals are found where the water is shallow, or alternatively, where
| | the bottom is high.
|
| Sometimes, in some places, the water is so shallow that the
| bottom actually sticks up above the surface.
|
|
| "Bart" wrote
| | Reminds me a a girl I used to date.
|
|
| "Paladin" wrote
| You dated a Negro girl?
|
|
| Something wrong with that?


Nothing at all. Once you go black you never go back! Besides,
Negro women appreciate any real man, even if they have to settle
for a Caucasian guy. It seems most Negro men are too irresponsible
to marry, settle down, get a job and actually support their offspring.
They'd rather hang out, listen to hip hop rap crap, deal drugs, play
'bassaball' and chase 'tang.

Paladin
(Have blue water yacht - will travel)




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Capt. JG November 6th 06 07:53 PM

Shoals!
 
Neal is a racist, so for him it is a problem.

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"DSK" wrote in message
...
| "Walt" wrote
| Shoals are found where the water is shallow, or alternatively, where
| the bottom is high.


Sometimes, in some places, the water is so shallow that the bottom
actually sticks up above the surface.


"Bart" wrote
| Reminds me a a girl I used to date.


"Paladin" wrote
You dated a Negro girl?



Something wrong with that?


Bart wrote:
This one was a 6' tall blonde. Very pretty but
she never had to develop a personality.


So?

DSK




Walt November 6th 06 08:45 PM

Shoals!
 
DSK wrote:
| "Walt" wrote


| Shoals are found where the water is shallow, or alternatively,
where the bottom is high.


Sometimes, in some places, the water is so shallow that the bottom
actually sticks up above the surface.



A lake I sail on added a dam that raised the water level 3 feet. So the
easy answer to where the shoals are is: "the shoals are where the
islands used to be."

//Walt


DSK November 6th 06 08:54 PM

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Walt wrote:
A lake I sail on added a dam that raised the water level 3 feet. So the
easy answer to where the shoals are is: "the shoals are where the
islands used to be."


While sailing thru an area of innumerable shoals with twisty
channels between them (and current, of course), my wife once
made a remark I considered hysterically funny at the time,
but have since realized was very wise:

"Good thing it's low tide, now we can see where the shallow
spots are."

DSK


Joe November 6th 06 09:58 PM

Shoals!
 

Joe wrote:
Bart wrote:
In a given harbor, what general rule often determines
where the shoals are? Explain your answer. [1 pt]


In a harbor you look for different surface condition, Shorter wave
lengths, no waves, ect, waves on top of shallows are usually of a
shorter wave length and higher, or you may see calm in a shallow vs
waves in other areas.

Joe


WTF Bart?

You never read Life on the Mississippi by Mark Twain?

He has the best descriptions you will ever find of how to reconize
shallows, snags, silting, deep water, ect. He describes running the
mississippi at night like a man remembers how to walk down a hall in
his house in the pitch dark. My descriptions of shallows match Samuels
descriptions to a tee. You read the surface and notice very subtile
differences of how the water is effected by things below the surface.

Joe


DSK November 7th 06 01:44 AM

Shoals!
 
Joe wrote:

WTF Bart?

You never read Life on the Mississippi by Mark Twain?

He has the best descriptions you will ever find of how to reconize
shallows, snags, silting, deep water, ect. He describes running the
mississippi at night like a man remembers how to walk down a hall in
his house in the pitch dark. My descriptions of shallows match Samuels
descriptions to a tee. You read the surface and notice very subtile
differences of how the water is effected by things below the surface.


One problem, Joe. Mark was talking about a river, with
strong current. Bart was talking about a harbor.

River

Harbor

Note that there are two seperate & different words, because
they are seperate & different things. Mark Twain had some
comments about this issue, too.

DSK



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