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Ellen MacArthur October 31st 06 07:44 PM

You'll die laughing....
 
Watch this movie. If you don't laugh your dead....

http://www.strathbelle.com/PMM/loveboat.wmv


Cheers,
Ellen


katy October 31st 06 07:59 PM

You'll die laughing....
 
Ellen MacArthur wrote:
Watch this movie. If you don't laugh your dead....

http://www.strathbelle.com/PMM/loveboat.wmv


Cheers,
Ellen

Thanks for sharing your family vacation clips...make sure you're the
beneficiary on all their life insurance policies...

Ellen MacArthur October 31st 06 08:02 PM

You'll die laughing....
 

"katy" wrote
| Thanks for sharing your family vacation clips...make sure you're the
| beneficiary on all their life insurance policies...


Did you laugh? I bet you laughed! I know it's hard for your mouth to turn up
at the corners. But, I bet it did..... :-)))))))))

Cheers,
Ellen

katy October 31st 06 08:05 PM

You'll die laughing....
 
Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"katy" wrote
| Thanks for sharing your family vacation clips...make sure you're the
| beneficiary on all their life insurance policies...


Did you laugh? I bet you laughed! I know it's hard for your mouth to turn up
at the corners. But, I bet it did..... :-)))))))))

Cheers,
Ellen

Nope...didn't laugh..don't laugh at Funniest Home Videos, either, when
people get hurt...that's sadistic...some of those people probably ended
up in the hospital...do you find that funny?

Ellen MacArthur October 31st 06 08:11 PM

You'll die laughing....
 

"katy" wrote
| Nope...didn't laugh..don't laugh at Funniest Home Videos, either, when
| people get hurt...that's sadistic...some of those people probably ended
| up in the hospital...do you find that funny?


It's a hoot! It's a riot! It's hilarious! It's belly aching. Those fatties deserve
to go to the hospital. Get a clue/lose the lard. Get some balance. If your that
uncoordinated stay home.....

Cheers,
Ellen

katy October 31st 06 08:29 PM

You'll die laughing....
 
Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"katy" wrote
| Nope...didn't laugh..don't laugh at Funniest Home Videos, either, when
| people get hurt...that's sadistic...some of those people probably ended
| up in the hospital...do you find that funny?


It's a hoot! It's a riot! It's hilarious! It's belly aching. Those fatties deserve
to go to the hospital. Get a clue/lose the lard. Get some balance. If your that
uncoordinated stay home.....

Cheers,
Ellen


Rather a Neal-esque reply if I ever heard one...hope you get a lot of
loot tonight when you go trick or treating in your girlie disguise.

Ellen MacArthur October 31st 06 08:35 PM

You'll die laughing....
 

"katy" wrote
| Rather a Neal-esque reply if I ever heard one...hope you get a lot of
| loot tonight when you go trick or treating in your girlie disguise.


Neal this, Neal that. Neal-esque, Neal sock puppet, Neal clone. Can't you say
something original, Katy? Do you know what I'm gonna be tonight? I'm dressing
up as a pirate. Like Johnny Depp! A pirate of the Caribbean. A real swashbuckler!
He does eyeliner real good! :-)

Cheers,
Ellen

Capt. JG October 31st 06 09:51 PM

You'll die laughing....
 
Same here... and, it's a video that's been around a long time.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"katy" wrote in message
...
Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"katy" wrote | Thanks for sharing your family
vacation clips...make sure you're the | beneficiary on all their life
insurance policies...


Did you laugh? I bet you laughed! I know it's hard for your mouth to
turn up
at the corners. But, I bet it did..... :-)))))))))

Cheers,
Ellen

Nope...didn't laugh..don't laugh at Funniest Home Videos, either, when
people get hurt...that's sadistic...some of those people probably ended up
in the hospital...do you find that funny?




Ellen MacArthur October 31st 06 10:01 PM

You'll die laughing....
 

"Capt. JG" wrote
| Same here... and, it's a video that's been around a long time.


Another stick in the mud! I guess if you like packing mud you don't care if
you stick in the mud. :-0~


Cheers,
Ellen

Ringmaster October 31st 06 10:44 PM

You'll die laughing....
 

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!


katy October 31st 06 10:52 PM

You'll die laughing....
 
Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"katy" wrote
| Rather a Neal-esque reply if I ever heard one...hope you get a lot of
| loot tonight when you go trick or treating in your girlie disguise.


Neal this, Neal that. Neal-esque, Neal sock puppet, Neal clone. Can't you say
something original, Katy? Do you know what I'm gonna be tonight? I'm dressing
up as a pirate. Like Johnny Depp! A pirate of the Caribbean. A real swashbuckler!
He does eyeliner real good! :-)

Cheers,
Ellen


And he's way more sexy than you....

[email protected] November 1st 06 12:00 AM

You'll die laughing....
 

Watch this movie. If you don't laugh your dead...


Ellen... Like Jonathan I have seen it before. Unfortunately
the third segment reminded me of a couple of incidents that I
experienced when I first got my little sail boat about a year
ago... which I single hand... and I can still remember the pain
of it all. (smile)

Oh by the way... slightly off topic. But I liked your picture
with the yellow bikini... because if reminded me of Captain Neal's
Coranado 27. Enough said...?

Later

Bill


Ellen MacArthur November 1st 06 12:34 AM

You'll die laughing....
 

"katy" wrote
| And he's way more sexy than you....



:-0~~~

Cheers,
Ellen

Ellen MacArthur November 1st 06 12:36 AM

You'll die laughing....
 

wrote
| Oh by the way... slightly off topic. But I liked your picture
| with the yellow bikini... because if reminded me of Captain Neal's
| Coranado 27. Enough said...?


Thanks. Captain Neal's sailboat does have a nice shape too....

Cheers,
Ellen

Capt. Scumbalino November 1st 06 12:48 AM

You'll die laughing....
 
Ellen MacArthur wrote:

Thanks. Captain Neal's sailboat does have a nice shape too....


Does your boat have girly pink seat covers as well?


--
Capt Scumbalino



Ellen MacArthur November 1st 06 12:53 AM

You'll die laughing....
 

"Capt. Scumbalino" wrote
| Does your boat have girly pink seat covers as well?


Elle Niño doesn't really have seats. She's just got cushions to sit or lay on.
They are light beige. The inside of the boat is carpeted on the sides and on the
ceiling. The carpet is dark beige. The fiberglass is white. You feel snug as a bug in
a rug in there....
Oh, the time! Gotta go. Time to trickortreat and party....

Cheers,
Ellen


Capt. JG November 1st 06 01:10 AM

You'll die laughing....
 
And, since Ellen=Neal, that fits perfectly.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

wrote in message
ups.com...

Watch this movie. If you don't laugh your dead...


Ellen... Like Jonathan I have seen it before. Unfortunately
the third segment reminded me of a couple of incidents that I
experienced when I first got my little sail boat about a year
ago... which I single hand... and I can still remember the pain
of it all. (smile)

Oh by the way... slightly off topic. But I liked your picture
with the yellow bikini... because if reminded me of Captain Neal's
Coranado 27. Enough said...?

Later

Bill




Pup Socket November 1st 06 01:24 AM

You'll die laughing....
 

Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"Capt. JG" wrote
| Same here... and, it's a video that's been around a long time.


Another stick in the mud! I guess if you like packing mud you don't care if
you stick in the mud. :-0~


Cheers,
Ellen


It's Halloween and he's packing fudge, not mud.


Seahag November 1st 06 01:48 AM

You'll die laughing....
 

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote:

I'm dressing
up as a pirate. Like Johnny Depp! A pirate of the
Caribbean. A real swashbuckler!
He does eyeliner real good! :-)


Ooh...How do you get the eyeliner to smudge out like that?
Do you use a particular brand?

Seahag



katy November 1st 06 02:00 AM

You'll die laughing....
 
Seahag wrote:
"Ellen MacArthur" wrote:

I'm dressing
up as a pirate. Like Johnny Depp! A pirate of the
Caribbean. A real swashbuckler!
He does eyeliner real good! :-)



Ooh...How do you get the eyeliner to smudge out like that?
Do you use a particular brand?

Seahag


SHe grinds out her cigar and mashes it along the lash line....

katy November 1st 06 02:01 AM

You'll die laughing....
 
Seahag wrote:
"Ellen MacArthur" wrote:

I'm dressing
up as a pirate. Like Johnny Depp! A pirate of the
Caribbean. A real swashbuckler!
He does eyeliner real good! :-)



Ooh...How do you get the eyeliner to smudge out like that?
Do you use a particular brand?

Seahag


....she grinds out her cigar on her eyelids....

Seahag November 1st 06 02:12 AM

You'll die laughing....
 

"katy" wrote:
Seahag wrote:
"Ellen MacArthur" wrote:

I'm dressing
up as a pirate. Like Johnny Depp! A pirate of the
Caribbean. A real swashbuckler!
He does eyeliner real good! :-)



Ooh...How do you get the eyeliner to smudge out like
that? Do you use a particular brand?


SHe grinds out her cigar and mashes it along the lash
line....


Cuban or domestic?

S



Scotty November 1st 06 03:03 AM

You'll die laughing....
 

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
Same here... and, it's a video that's been around a long

time.


First I've seen. Sorry Katy, but I laughed.

Scotty




katy November 1st 06 03:04 AM

You'll die laughing....
 
Seahag wrote:
"katy" wrote:

Seahag wrote:

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote:


I'm dressing
up as a pirate. Like Johnny Depp! A pirate of the
Caribbean. A real swashbuckler!
He does eyeliner real good! :-)


Ooh...How do you get the eyeliner to smudge out like
that? Do you use a particular brand?



SHe grinds out her cigar and mashes it along the lash
line....



Cuban or domestic?

S


Cuban, of course.....

katy November 1st 06 03:05 AM

You'll die laughing....
 
Scotty wrote:
"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...

Same here... and, it's a video that's been around a long


time.


First I've seen. Sorry Katy, but I laughed.

Scotty



I knew you would...

Capt. JG November 1st 06 03:59 AM

You'll die laughing....
 
I laughed too, but don't tell Neal.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"katy" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:
"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...

Same here... and, it's a video that's been around a long


time.


First I've seen. Sorry Katy, but I laughed.

Scotty



I knew you would...




Bart November 1st 06 03:59 AM

You'll die laughing....
 

Watch this movie. If you don't laugh your dead...


Reminds me of my girlfriend. She fell off my boat on
our second date. And denies to this day that the wine
had anything to do with it.



Scotty November 1st 06 04:04 AM

You'll die laughing....
 
I remember at the lake one evening, watching a girl with big
spike heels, try to board a small motor boat. Luckily she
fell into the boat.

I could just imagine the guy asking her out for a 'date' on
his ''yacht''.

Scotty


"Bart" .@. wrote in message
...

Watch this movie. If you don't laugh your dead...


Reminds me of my girlfriend. She fell off my boat on
our second date. And denies to this day that the wine
had anything to do with it.





Martin Baxter November 1st 06 12:50 PM

You'll die laughing....
 
Ellen MacArthur wrote:

"Capt. Scumbalino" wrote
| Does your boat have girly pink seat covers as well?

Elle Niño doesn't really have seats.



Hmmm, "Elle", french pronoun, feminine, "Niño", noun, masculine. Your
boat appears to be gender confused.

Cheers
Marty

katy November 1st 06 02:26 PM

You'll die laughing....
 
Martin Baxter wrote:
Ellen MacArthur wrote:

"Capt. Scumbalino" wrote
| Does your boat have girly pink seat covers as well?

Elle Niño doesn't really have seats.




Hmmm, "Elle", french pronoun, feminine, "Niño", noun, masculine. Your
boat appears to be gender confused.

Cheers
Marty


And you dinf that telling?

katy November 1st 06 02:29 PM

You'll die laughing....
 
katy wrote:
Martin Baxter wrote:

Ellen MacArthur wrote:

"Capt. Scumbalino" wrote
| Does your boat have girly pink seat covers as well?

Elle Niño doesn't really have seats.





Hmmm, "Elle", french pronoun, feminine, "Niño", noun, masculine. Your
boat appears to be gender confused.

Cheers
Marty



And you FIND that telling?


Ellen MacArthur November 1st 06 03:16 PM

You'll die laughing....
 

"Martin Baxter" wrote
| Hmmm, "Elle", french pronoun, feminine, "Niño", noun, masculine. Your
| boat appears to be gender confused.

Nobody normal cares about that..... Elle is French. Niño is Spanish. Does that make me
country confused too? But seriously. My name is Ellen. Spelling it Elle Niño puts
my name in the boat's name. Pretty clever, huh? (for a blonde ;-))
You'll really be amazed at the Elle Niño's home port. Ybor City. Yes, Google it.
Captain Neal would approve, I'm sure...

Cheers,
Ellen


Martin Baxter November 1st 06 03:33 PM

You'll die laughing....
 
katy wrote:

katy wrote:
Martin Baxter wrote:

Ellen MacArthur wrote:

"Capt. Scumbalino" wrote
| Does your boat have girly pink seat covers as well?

Elle Niño doesn't really have seats.




Hmmm, "Elle", french pronoun, feminine, "Niño", noun, masculine. Your
boat appears to be gender confused.

Cheers
Marty



And you FIND that telling?


I've been reading Katytype for too long, I actually read your first post
as "find"! Yes to the question BTW, not that it's telling us anything
not already known.

Cheers
Marty

Martin Baxter November 1st 06 05:43 PM

You'll die laughing....
 
Ellen MacArthur wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote
| Hmmm, "Elle", french pronoun, feminine, "Niño", noun, masculine. Your
| boat appears to be gender confused.

Nobody normal cares about that.


I've been called a lot of things, "normal" is not among them.

..... Elle is French. Niño is Spanish. Does that make me
country confused too? But seriously. My name is Ellen. Spelling it Elle Niño puts
my name in the boat's name. Pretty clever, huh? (for a blonde ;-))


Umm, not really.


You'll really be amazed at the Elle Niño's home port. Ybor City. Yes, Google it.
Captain Neal would approve, I'm sure...


I'm he/you/it does.

Cheers
Marty

Seahag November 1st 06 08:10 PM

You'll die laughing....
 

"Martin Baxter" wrote:
Ellen MacArthur wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote
| Hmmm, "Elle", french pronoun, feminine, "Niño", noun,
masculine. Your
| boat appears to be gender confused.

Nobody normal cares about that.


I've been called a lot of things, "normal" is not among
them.

.... Elle is French. Niño is Spanish. Does that make me
country confused too? But seriously. My name is Ellen.
Spelling it Elle Niño puts
my name in the boat's name. Pretty clever, huh? (for a
blonde ;-))


Umm, not really.


You'll really be amazed at the Elle Niño's home
port. Ybor City. Yes, Google it.
Captain Neal would approve, I'm sure...


I'm he/you/it does.



Sure...

Seahag




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