Capt. JG wrote:
Sure... water tension I guess.

Indeed.. I'm developing an anti tension device that will suck my boat
thru a hole in the water created ahead of the bow. I'm calling it the
Ellendrive.

Joe



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Capt. JG wrote:
But, it doesn't taste as good....

No doubt...but I bet the buzz is better, and no hang over.

You talked about the blackbird glowing red, seems the expansion joints
in the fuel tanks were so loose that she had to get very hot before it
stopped leaking fuel. Infact the SR leaked so much fuel on the runway
they had to be re-fueled right after takeoff.

Did you know you can float a steel paperclip in water?

Joe



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Capt. JG wrote:
I used to watch the SR-71s land/take off east of Sac. At night they
would
glow cherry red coming in.

Did you klnow the fuel for the SR was more expensive than makers mark
wiskey?

Joe




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They were one hell of a plane.

Many times at sea I've seen them just above the deck like two balls
of
fire on a stick.
My ship often sailed alone behind the fleet, we had a fast attack
sub
escort at times, but you rarely saw them. It was always something to
see when the Tomcats would come check up on us

Had two scare the living **** out of me once in the Gulf...they made
a
practice attack on me from behind and about blew out the wheelhouse
windows...No **** I almost had a heat attack as they passed on each
side at wheelhouse level. I had no clue they were in the area. You
can
not imagine the BOOM!

Well maybe you can..check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXK1M...elated&search=

Today the Navy retired them..No more on our ships.

Tom Cruise will be crushed! Maybe he can buy a surplus one for his
collection.

Super Hornets are in ...

Joe

Joe wrote:
Capt. JG wrote:
Sure... water tension I guess.

Indeed.. I'm developing an anti tension device that will suck my boat
thru a hole in the water created ahead of the bow. I'm calling it the
Ellendrive.

Joe


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www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Capt. JG wrote:
But, it doesn't taste as good....
No doubt...but I bet the buzz is better, and no hang over.

You talked about the blackbird glowing red, seems the expansion joints
in the fuel tanks were so loose that she had to get very hot before it
stopped leaking fuel. Infact the SR leaked so much fuel on the runway
they had to be re-fueled right after takeoff.

Did you know you can float a steel paperclip in water?

Joe


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www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Capt. JG wrote:
I used to watch the SR-71s land/take off east of Sac. At night they
would
glow cherry red coming in.
Did you klnow the fuel for the SR was more expensive than makers mark
wiskey?

Joe



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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
They were one hell of a plane.

Many times at sea I've seen them just above the deck like two balls
of
fire on a stick.
My ship often sailed alone behind the fleet, we had a fast attack
sub
escort at times, but you rarely saw them. It was always something to
see when the Tomcats would come check up on us

Had two scare the living **** out of me once in the Gulf...they made
a
practice attack on me from behind and about blew out the wheelhouse
windows...No **** I almost had a heat attack as they passed on each
side at wheelhouse level. I had no clue they were in the area. You
can
not imagine the BOOM!

Well maybe you can..check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXK1M...elated&search=

Today the Navy retired them..No more on our ships.

Tom Cruise will be crushed! Maybe he can buy a surplus one for his
collection.

Super Hornets are in ...

Joe


You gonna tie her to the bowsprit?

That might work. I heard she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose or
the chrome off a bumper.

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Capt. JG wrote:
Sure... water tension I guess.

Indeed.. I'm developing an anti tension device that will suck my boat
thru a hole in the water created ahead of the bow. I'm calling it the
Ellendrive.

Joe



--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

Capt. JG wrote:
But, it doesn't taste as good....

No doubt...but I bet the buzz is better, and no hang over.

You talked about the blackbird glowing red, seems the expansion joints
in the fuel tanks were so loose that she had to get very hot before it
stopped leaking fuel. Infact the SR leaked so much fuel on the runway
they had to be re-fueled right after takeoff.

Did you know you can float a steel paperclip in water?

Joe



--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

Capt. JG wrote:
I used to watch the SR-71s land/take off east of Sac. At night they
would
glow cherry red coming in.

Did you klnow the fuel for the SR was more expensive than makers
mark
wiskey?

Joe




--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
They were one hell of a plane.

Many times at sea I've seen them just above the deck like two
balls
of
fire on a stick.
My ship often sailed alone behind the fleet, we had a fast attack
sub
escort at times, but you rarely saw them. It was always something
to
see when the Tomcats would come check up on us

Had two scare the living **** out of me once in the Gulf...they
made
a
practice attack on me from behind and about blew out the
wheelhouse
windows...No **** I almost had a heat attack as they passed on
each
side at wheelhouse level. I had no clue they were in the area.
You
can
not imagine the BOOM!

Well maybe you can..check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXK1M...elated&search=

Today the Navy retired them..No more on our ships.

Tom Cruise will be crushed! Maybe he can buy a surplus one for
his
collection.

Super Hornets are in ...

Joe

Charlie Morgan wrote:
On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 16:31:51 -0400, katy wrote:

Joe wrote:
Capt. JG wrote:
Sure... water tension I guess.
Indeed.. I'm developing an anti tension device that will suck my boat
thru a hole in the water created ahead of the bow. I'm calling it the
Ellendrive.

Joe



You gonna tie her to the bowsprit?

No need. She's "self-adhesive" and will stick, no problem.

CWM
ih...sorta of like Romanian ballerinas doing the splits?

Capt. JG wrote:
she can suck the chrome off a bumper.

Uhhhhh Jon, if yer goin to quote Willie Nelson get it right.

"One of thoses Amazon women who can suck the chrome off a trailor
hitch"

But I was reffering to some serious R&D here and you guys and gals
turned it into something sorrid.

Do you know how water tension works? The way the mickey mouse shaped
molocules attract and hold each other? Well I've discovered a way to
make them repell each other, quite by accident. It's like spontanious
backwards cavitation.

Joe


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"Joe" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
Sure... water tension I guess.

Indeed.. I'm developing an anti tension device that will suck my boat
thru a hole in the water created ahead of the bow. I'm calling it the
Ellendrive.

Joe



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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

Capt. JG wrote:
But, it doesn't taste as good....

No doubt...but I bet the buzz is better, and no hang over.

You talked about the blackbird glowing red, seems the expansion joints
in the fuel tanks were so loose that she had to get very hot before it
stopped leaking fuel. Infact the SR leaked so much fuel on the runway
they had to be re-fueled right after takeoff.

Did you know you can float a steel paperclip in water?

Joe



--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

Capt. JG wrote:
I used to watch the SR-71s land/take off east of Sac. At night they
would
glow cherry red coming in.

Did you klnow the fuel for the SR was more expensive than makers
mark
wiskey?

Joe




--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
They were one hell of a plane.

Many times at sea I've seen them just above the deck like two
balls
of
fire on a stick.
My ship often sailed alone behind the fleet, we had a fast attack
sub
escort at times, but you rarely saw them. It was always something
to
see when the Tomcats would come check up on us

Had two scare the living **** out of me once in the Gulf...they
made
a
practice attack on me from behind and about blew out the
wheelhouse
windows...No **** I almost had a heat attack as they passed on
each
side at wheelhouse level. I had no clue they were in the area.
You
can
not imagine the BOOM!

Well maybe you can..check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXK1M...elated&search=

Today the Navy retired them..No more on our ships.

Tom Cruise will be crushed! Maybe he can buy a surplus one for
his
collection.

Super Hornets are in ...

Joe

"Joe" wrote in message
Do you know how water tension works? The way the mickey mouse shaped
molocules attract and hold each other? Well I've discovered a way to
make them repell each other, quite by accident.

Let me guess... you're gonna funnel the oil slick behind your boat to the
bow???

CM-

Capt.Mooron wrote:
"Joe" wrote in message
Do you know how water tension works? The way the mickey mouse shaped
molocules attract and hold each other? Well I've discovered a way to
make them repell each other, quite by accident.

Let me guess... you're gonna funnel the oil slick behind your boat to the
bow???

CM-

I wish, oil slicks repel rust, but the tree hugging putzes pitched a
bitch last time I tried to preserve my hull that way. Like Charlie
.....you are only thinking about the surface tension effect of the water
molecules and fail to dig deeper. See water molecules look like Mickey
mouse heads http://www.shorstmeyer.com/jpgs/watermolec.jpg

and spin to align at the pole and have a strong attraction (tension)to
each other like a magnet, I've found a way to switch polarity of the
ears of the molocules in a given area. In doing so it makes all the
molecules spin so fast trying to match polarity that the ear
area(hydrogen) cavitates instantly. I can do a 8 ft square hole in the
water with a triple A battery. I should file a patent before I disclose
much more.


Joe