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Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"katy" wrote
| Really duh....try intravenously...that's the usual way dye gets into a
| brain....


Really really DUH! This talk is silly. Pretty soon people will tell us to shut up and talk about sailing.
Have you sailed your AmericanSailor 16 yet?


Cheers,
Ellen


I do not have an American Sailor 16. I have Butterfly and a Kirie
Elite. But you know that.

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"katy" wrote
| I do not have an American Sailor 16. I have Butterfly and a Kirie
| Elite. But you know that.


How am I supposed to know that? You posted that you just bought an American Sailor 16.
you asked how to get the haze off.


Cheers,
Ellen

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Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"katy" wrote
| I do not have an American Sailor 16. I have Butterfly and a Kirie
| Elite. But you know that.


How am I supposed to know that? You posted that you just bought an American Sailor 16.
you asked how to get the haze off.


Cheers,
Ellen

Umm.that was from someone named Kathy...not katy...was the first post
that person has ever made here....and since I replied to that post with
a suggestion, you must have thought I was a real lamer for answering my
own dilemma, eh?

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"katy" wrote
| Umm.that was from someone named Kathy...not katy...was the first post
| that person has ever made here....and since I replied to that post with
| a suggestion, you must have thought I was a real lamer for answering my
| own dilemma, eh?


Duh! I'd better pay attention. I didn't notice the difference. Kathy and Katy. Just one little letter.
I don't care about getting haze off so I didn't pay any attention to the answers.

Cheers,
Ellen

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"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
...
Ellen MacArthur wrote:


"Gilligan" wrote
| I have an extendable dock pole, a whisker pole and two long oars. Use
them
| all, some for pushing off of the bottom. Bluto is correct.


Bluto who? :-) It's a better news group when he's deleted....

Then why are you replying to him/her/it even though he's/it's/she's so
astoundingly stump stupid she/it/he doesn't realize all of its/hers/his
sock puppets have the same IP address?

Just one example of many, **many** examples...

From: "Gilligan"
Date: Tue, 19 Sep 2006 18:13:03 -0600
Message-ID:
NNTP-Posting-Host: 71.196.248.53

From: "Bluto"
Date: 19 Sep 2006 08:31:42 -0700
Message-ID: . com
Injection-Info: b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com; posting-host=71.196.248.53;

http://www.dnsstuff.com/tools/whois.ch?ip=71.196.248.53 tells a little
about his location and provider if anyone want's to write a complaint.

And here's a little more data from the FWIW department, just to
crystallize what a nymhopping troll the slimy, gender identity
impaired bugger really is...

71.196.248.53 "Babs Johnson"
71.196.248.53 "Anthony"
71.196.248.53 "Barbara"
71.196.248.53 "Babs Johnson"
71.196.248.53 "Beneteau Bozo"
71.196.248.53 "Barbara"
71.196.248.53 "Bluto"
71.196.248.53 "Beneteau Bozo"
71.196.248.53 "Bob Crantz"
71.196.248.53 "Bluto"
71.196.248.53 "Ed Wood"
71.196.248.53 "Bob Crantz" Re
71.196.248.53 "Gilligan"
71.196.248.53 "Ed Wood" B9 From Outer Space!
71.196.248.53 "Jax"
71.196.248.53 "Gilligan"
71.196.248.53 "LLoyd Bonafide"
71.196.248.53 "Jax"
71.196.248.53 "Lloyd Bonifide"
71.196.248.53 "LLoyd Bonifide"
71.196.248.53 "Reverend Crantz"
71.196.248.53 "Lloyd Bonifide"
71.196.248.53 "Rodney King"
71.196.248.53 "Reverend Crantz"
71.196.248.53 .
71.196.248.53 "Rodney King"


Oh my!

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Hey everyone, which is your favorite sockpuppet?


71.196.248.53 "Babs Johnson"
71.196.248.53 "Anthony"
71.196.248.53 "Barbara"
71.196.248.53 "Babs Johnson"
71.196.248.53 "Beneteau Bozo"
71.196.248.53 "Barbara"
71.196.248.53 "Bluto"
71.196.248.53 "Beneteau Bozo"
71.196.248.53 "Bob Crantz"
71.196.248.53 "Bluto"
71.196.248.53 "Ed Wood"
71.196.248.53 "Bob Crantz" Re
71.196.248.53 "Gilligan"
71.196.248.53 "Ed Wood" B9 From Outer Space!
71.196.248.53 "Jax"
71.196.248.53 "Gilligan"
71.196.248.53 "LLoyd Bonafide"
71.196.248.53 "Jax"
71.196.248.53 "Lloyd Bonifide"
71.196.248.53 "LLoyd Bonifide"
71.196.248.53 "Reverend Crantz"
71.196.248.53 "Lloyd Bonifide"
71.196.248.53 "Rodney King"
71.196.248.53 "Reverend Crantz"
71.196.248.53 .
71.196.248.53 "Rodney King"

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"Gilligan" wrote in message . ..
| Hey everyone, which is your favorite sockpuppet?


Is that Nescio person ever clueless.... Duh. He's trying to say NNTP Posting Hosts can have only one customer each?
I don't have a NNTP Posting Host number at all. Only an NNTP Posting Date. What does that make me? A Ghost?

Cheers,
Ellen

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Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"Gilligan" wrote in message
. .. | Hey everyone,
which is your favorite sockpuppet?

Ah Gilligan, we'll always remain besotted with your first and best...



Is that Nescio person ever clueless.... Duh. He's trying to say NNTP
Posting Hosts can have only one customer each? I don't have a NNTP
Posting Host number at all. Only an NNTP Posting Date. What does that
make me? A Ghost?


What? Ploughed under by Bobsprit??



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"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
. ..
| Hey everyone, which is your favorite sockpuppet?


Is that Nescio person ever clueless.... Duh. He's trying to say NNTP
Posting Hosts can have only one customer each?
I don't have a NNTP Posting Host number at all. Only an NNTP Posting Date.
What does that make me? A Ghost?

Cheers,
Ellen

I don't think I'm going to post here again. The jig is up! Nomen exposed me!
Tremendous detective work on his part. The internet gumshoe. Now I'm ruined.
Worse yet, I've had that IP address tattoed on my forehead!!!

aaahahahahahahaahaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh aahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! !

I don't think he'll ever get it.

ahahahahahaaahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa a!!!!!

woooo!

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Gilligan wrote:

I don't think I'm going to post here again. The jig is up! Nomen exposed me!
Tremendous detective work on his part. The internet gumshoe. Now I'm ruined.
Worse yet, I've had that IP address tattoed on my forehead!!!

aaahahahahahahaahaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh aahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! !

I don't think he'll ever get it.

ahahahahahaaahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa a!!!!!

woooo!

Now let me get this straight, are you saying the Babs and Jax are
really the same person???

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"Jeff" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:

I don't think I'm going to post here again. The jig is up! Nomen exposed
me! Tremendous detective work on his part. The internet gumshoe. Now I'm
ruined. Worse yet, I've had that IP address tattoed on my forehead!!!

aaahahahahahahaahaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh aahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!! !

I don't think he'll ever get it.

ahahahahahaaahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa a!!!!!

woooo!

Now let me get this straight, are you saying the Babs and Jax are really
the same person???

It's even worse than that Jeff ---- Lloyd Bonifide may be Liberace! What
till Lloyd finds out, boy will he be mad!!
There's nothing worse than an angry Korean War Veteran.

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No, I'm not Liberace or a sock puppet. Here is the real me at my webpage:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...did=234 50555

Read the profile if you don't believe it's me.


Lloyd Bonifide

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Gilligan wrote:
Hey everyone, which is your favorite sockpuppet?

71.196.248.53 "Babs Johnson"
71.196.248.53 "Anthony"
71.196.248.53 "Barbara"
71.196.248.53 "Babs Johnson"
71.196.248.53 "Beneteau Bozo"
71.196.248.53 "Barbara"
71.196.248.53 "Bluto"
71.196.248.53 "Beneteau Bozo"
71.196.248.53 "Bob Crantz"
71.196.248.53 "Bluto"
71.196.248.53 "Ed Wood"
71.196.248.53 "Bob Crantz" Re
71.196.248.53 "Gilligan"
71.196.248.53 "Ed Wood" B9 From Outer Space!
71.196.248.53 "Jax"
71.196.248.53 "Gilligan"
71.196.248.53 "LLoyd Bonafide"
71.196.248.53 "Jax"
71.196.248.53 "Lloyd Bonifide"
71.196.248.53 "LLoyd Bonifide"
71.196.248.53 "Reverend Crantz"
71.196.248.53 "Lloyd Bonifide"
71.196.248.53 "Rodney King"
71.196.248.53 "Reverend Crantz"
71.196.248.53 .
71.196.248.53 "Rodney King"



Hey///Babs isn't a sockpuppet!

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In article ,
Gilligan wrote:
Hey everyone, which is your favorite sockpuppet?
71.196.248.53 "Reverend Crantz"

This one.
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Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com

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"Non scrivetemi" wrote in message
tonsmith.info...


if you were bright enough
to master the fine art of amateurish trolling by way of multiple From:
headers.


I have mastered the fine art of amateurish trolling.

Ever notice what I hook with those amateurish trolls?

Stick around, you may actually catch on (pun intended).

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"Nomen Nescio" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:

I have mastered

flush

The only thing you've "mastered" is an uncanny ability to prove yourself
rather proud of your trailer trash heritage, not dissimilar to any
other random mongoloid sitting on a tin porch strumming his banjo with
the blank stare of milking stock on his face every product of too many
generations of sibling interbreeding has. Like the rest of your gap
toothed kin you believe ****ing all over yourself makes you look witty
and clever. It doesn't. It just makes you smell like a sewer and causes
cankers at the corners of your siblings' mouths.


You got that right.

You're not new or innovative, you're about as notable as a queef
in a category 6 junior. I've skull****ed roadkill with so much more
nyuk value than you you're nothing in my world but a pathetic excuse
for a minor diversion. A poofter imitating a scratching post I can
sharpen my talons on until a real challenge blunders by.

Glad you figured that out.


But hey.... if you wanna test your mettle a bit and find out just who
can teach who something about "trolling", then by all means feel free
to sit up at attention and bark on command for me some more. Boy.

I'm all ears!

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"Borked Pseudo Mailed" wrote |
| What happened to teaching me something, you pathetic ****?



Maybe he gave up! He knows morons aren't capable of learning anything. They learn a handful of obscene words.
This fills their pea brains to the rim....

Cheers,
Ellen

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"Borked Pseudo Mailed" wrote in message
d.net...
Gilligan wrote:

You got that right.

Glad you figured that out.

I'm all ears!

That's the very best you've got? Your 'A' game?

Rest assured there is nothing better. Guaranteed!



What happened to teaching me something, you pathetic ****?


You expected to learn something from gap toothed trailer trash?

I am very pathetic. In fact, the only validation I get in life is when you
pay attention to me. Please don't ignore me. I am nothing without you.
Please, please respond or I will be so crushed. I need you. I will cling to
you like the dingleberries on the rear end of a diarrheac mule. I am nothing
but a semi-dried piece of feces and I need a horse's ass to cling to. Please
be it, please! At least come back to kick some more dirt on me. Please!!!!

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"Norman Nescio" wrote in message
...
Ellen MacArthur wrote:


"Borked Pseudo Mailed" wrote |
| What happened to teaching me something, you pathetic ****?



Maybe he gave up! He knows morons aren't capable of learning
anything. They learn a handful of obscene words.

Uh huh. And maybe he's just a pathetic, noisy ****, too.

I am! I am! Really!!!!!


This fills their pea brains to the rim....

Any time you care to match brain capacity just wag your tail and say so
sweetie. I can take a healthy dump on your day just as easy as I can any
other ninnyhammer's.


I can feel the power! You the man Norman!!!

One question, Norman. Do you always use your brain to take a dump?

Don't stop paying attention to me now Norman!!! Do you like men?

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"Nomen Nescio" wrote
| Any time you care to match brain capacity just wag your tail and say so
| sweetie. I can take a healthy dump on your day just as easy as I can any
| other ninnyhammer's.


Your good for a laugh, Nescio. That's all. Too bad you don't understand how pitiful and impotent you sound.
Your silly threats are empty. Be careful of taking a healthy dump. Might not be enough of you left to get up off
the potty! (giggle)


Cheers,
Ellen

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"TwistyCreek" wrote
| And trying to beg your way out of me prodding you with a stick just the
| for amusement of watching the fat ripple with your limp dick "please
| reply" match book psychology ain't gonna cut it either. You were
| yappin' about being a master troll, so let's see it prag. Bring it,
| **** off, or I'll just cockslap you until I get tired of it.


(giggle) Such a silly boy. I've met boys who talk like you. It's because they can't function in the
real world. They're afraid. Fear not. Nobody's gonna notice you. Your not important enough. People in
the real world hardly notice you.... They certainly don't take you seriously. God bless you whoever you are.


Cheers,
Ellen

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"TwistyCreek" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:

What happened to teaching me something, you pathetic ****?


You expected to learn something from gap toothed trailer trash?

Only your blood type.


Well what is it?

By the way, would you like me to mail you a pair of my dirty underwear
so you can sniff'm while you're flattering me with imitation?

So you are saying that when I act like an idiot I'm imitating you and you
are flattered by it. Damn! You are much better at this than me! (Being an
idiot that is).


Would
it help inspire you that greatness you were puffing your chest out
about a couple posts ago, cupcake?


So you do like men.


I am very pathetic. In fact, the only validation I get in life is when
you

*yawn*

You're even pathetic at trying to BE pathetic.

See! I'm right!!


No originality, no sense
of timing, nothing.

Do you deserve better?

Boring, stupid, elementary school level substitute
for humor.

I'm trying to keep it on your level.

Might impress your retarded relatives on a Friday night
after too many plastic cups of horse **** shine, but it don't do a
****in thing for me. Sorry about your luck.


Luck or skill?


And trying to beg your way out of me prodding you with a stick just the
for amusement of watching the fat ripple with your limp dick "please
reply" match book psychology ain't gonna cut it either.

You're right.


You were
yappin' about being a master troll, so let's see it prag. Bring it,
**** off, or I'll just cockslap you until I get tired of it.


Do you always offer to slap a man's cock? So where shall we meet? I can be
over at the Holiday Inn Express off of Sepulveda near LAX at 8:00 PM. Can
you?

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"Anonyma" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:


"TwistyCreek" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:

What happened to teaching me something, you pathetic ****?


You expected to learn something from gap toothed trailer trash?

Only your blood type.


Well what is it?

Yellow. **** yellow.

Urine and blood are quite similar chemically. I do have **** running in my
veins. What runs in yours?