"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...

and sinks.
fumbled aboard and crushed the only sextant
water it shorted out and stopped
functioning.

You have the typical items found in a lifeboat,
minus
the
compass(stolen from all the lifeboats by a rum
soaked
Canook) how do
you figure out where you are, and were you need to
go?

I'd turn on the GPS.

Sorry....Suzy had it ..and a beer buzz....... it fell
overboard.

Then I'd activate the EPIRB in the lifeboat.

Suzy saw it, thought it was an empty... tossed it
searching for a
un-opened 6 pack of epirbs.

What now?


After throwing Suzy overboard, I'd sit and wait for the CG
to rescue me, as you know, they keep good track of those
cruise ships.

Scotty