Ha ha..watch out for those mechanical pirates!


"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message
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Easy. You are in Orlando. Stand up. You should be
able to touch bottom and walk ashore.

"Joe" wrote

You are on a Disney cruise ship, the SS Mickey Mouse
hits an iceberg
and sinks.

Luckly you, clawed your way aboard one of the lifeboats.
Now you must take command and and navigate your boat
back to land.

Robert fumbled aboard and crushed the only sextant
flatter than a
pancake.

The only watch you have is a Rolex bought from a NYer
and as soon as
it hit... water it shorted out and stopped functioning.

You have the typical items found in a lifeboat, minus
the
compass(stolen from all the lifeboats by a rum soaked
Canook) how do
you figure out where you are, and were you need to go?

Joe