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Scotty September 13th 06 04:51 PM

Hallelujah!
 

"DSK" wrote in message
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Scotty wrote:




It will be a *very* long time before I figure women out.




Yeah, like 3 days after you die. :o


Maybe St Peter gives you the instruction manual after he
lets you in. That'd make Heaven a lot more enjoyable,
wouldn't it?



Are we even allowed in?





Scotty September 13th 06 05:21 PM

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"katy" wrote in message
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There are men in heaven?



Katy honey, did you read the ''Good Wife'' article that
Marty sent?

Scotty



Ellen MacArthur September 13th 06 06:30 PM

Hallelujah!
 

"DSK" wrote

| It will be a *very* long time before I figure women out.


Read: "Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus"

Cheers,
Ellen

DSK September 13th 06 06:32 PM

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"katysails" wrote
There are men in heaven?



Well, a few... but they are only allowed in so that women
can enjoy complaining about it.

Scotty wrote:
Katy honey, did you read the ''Good Wife'' article that
Marty sent?


LOL

I want to move to whatever planet that article was written
about.

DSK


Maxprop September 14th 06 03:48 AM

Hallelujah!
 

"katy" wrote in message
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DSK wrote:
Scotty wrote:
Doug, I forget, do you have a definite deperture date? when
?


As definite as anything in this world... we're leaving early next year,
timing it to arrive soon after the Erie Canal opens for spring. So we'll
be traveling between NC and there April/Mai-ish.




It will be a *very* long time before I figure women out.



Yeah, like 3 days after you die. :o


Maybe St Peter gives you the instruction manual after he lets you in.
That'd make Heaven a lot more enjoyable, wouldn't it?

DSK

There are men in heaven?


God. St. Peter. All the Popes. Beyond that I can't say.

Max



katy September 14th 06 04:19 AM

Hallelujah!
 
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
DSK wrote:
Scotty wrote:
Doug, I forget, do you have a definite deperture date? when
?

As definite as anything in this world... we're leaving early next year,
timing it to arrive soon after the Erie Canal opens for spring. So we'll
be traveling between NC and there April/Mai-ish.



It will be a *very* long time before I figure women out.


Yeah, like 3 days after you die. :o

Maybe St Peter gives you the instruction manual after he lets you in.
That'd make Heaven a lot more enjoyable, wouldn't it?

DSK

There are men in heaven?


God. St. Peter. All the Popes. Beyond that I can't say.

Max



God has no gender...and St Peter isn't in, he just stands guard at the
gate...there might be a couple of Popes...but there are probably quite a
few more in the other place....(the Borgia's were NOT nice people...)

Maxprop September 14th 06 11:10 PM

Hallelujah!
 

"katy" wrote in message
...
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
DSK wrote:
Scotty wrote:
Doug, I forget, do you have a definite deperture date? when
?

As definite as anything in this world... we're leaving early next year,
timing it to arrive soon after the Erie Canal opens for spring. So
we'll be traveling between NC and there April/Mai-ish.



It will be a *very* long time before I figure women out.


Yeah, like 3 days after you die. :o

Maybe St Peter gives you the instruction manual after he lets you in.
That'd make Heaven a lot more enjoyable, wouldn't it?

DSK

There are men in heaven?


God. St. Peter. All the Popes. Beyond that I can't say.

Max


God has no gender...


. . . but he does have a sex, and it's male. Or was all that referral in
the Bible to "Him" and "He" just a euphemism?

and St Peter isn't in, he just stands guard at the gate...


I have it on good authority that he has an apartment in Heaven where he
sleeps at night.

there might be a couple of Popes...but there are probably quite a few more
in the other place....(the Borgia's were NOT nice people...)


No doubt.

Max



katy September 14th 06 11:35 PM

Hallelujah!
 
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
DSK wrote:
Scotty wrote:
Doug, I forget, do you have a definite deperture date? when
?

As definite as anything in this world... we're leaving early next year,
timing it to arrive soon after the Erie Canal opens for spring. So
we'll be traveling between NC and there April/Mai-ish.



It will be a *very* long time before I figure women out.

Yeah, like 3 days after you die. :o

Maybe St Peter gives you the instruction manual after he lets you in.
That'd make Heaven a lot more enjoyable, wouldn't it?

DSK

There are men in heaven?
God. St. Peter. All the Popes. Beyond that I can't say.

Max

God has no gender...


. . . but he does have a sex, and it's male. Or was all that referral in
the Bible to "Him" and "He" just a euphemism?

Of course...the society at that particular time was patriarchal so they
could not have conceived of God as anything other...if a matriarchal
society had existed, the female Goddess would have applied...God does
not have a gender, sex, or anything like it. God is God and that is all.

Scotty September 15th 06 12:40 AM

Hallelujah!
 
I hear there's a lot of dogs up there, wonder who cleans up
after them.

SV

"Maxprop" wrote in message
hlink.net.
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I have it on good authority that he has an apartment in

Heaven where he
sleeps at night.

there might be a couple of Popes...but there are

probably quite a few more
in the other place....(the Borgia's were NOT nice

people...)

No doubt.

Max





katy September 15th 06 01:07 AM

Hallelujah!
 
Scotty wrote:
I hear there's a lot of dogs up there, wonder who cleans up
after them.

SV

"Maxprop" wrote in message
hlink.net.
..
I have it on good authority that he has an apartment in

Heaven where he
sleeps at night.

there might be a couple of Popes...but there are

probably quite a few more
in the other place....(the Borgia's were NOT nice

people...)
No doubt.

Max




....Elvis.....


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