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2006 Kia Sedona recalled because of bad brakes!

The cockpit is at best 7 feet, more like 6!

He admits that Fuji excels and is the Gold Standard in camera focal plane
arrays!

There's no gold in that stream!

Whale poop is of no value!

12 lead ECG is the Gold Standard!

Dave's yacht club is far better!

The aft cabin is really a wet locker!

He's getting slapped around with an endless pile of mackeral! Smackeral!!!!!

Jeff has a real boat, a real nice one too -spacious and fast!!

He has no innate artistic talent!!!

Mooron has a better camera!!!!

He eats greasy BBQ and then isn't "well"!

Meltdown anytime folks!!!

Stay tuned!!!!!!!

Bwoohohohohhhaahahahahwooohoooowaaahahahaha!!!


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Bob Crantz wrote:

The cockpit is at best 7 feet, more like 6!


My 18-footer has a 6-foot cockpit.


The aft cabin is really a wet locker!


Somebody had to say it.


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On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 00:45:06 +0100, "Capt. Scumbalino"

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Bob Crantz wrote:

The cockpit is at best 7 feet, more like 6!


My 18-footer has a 6-foot cockpit.


The aft cabin is really a wet locker!


Somebody had to say it.


When is scumbalino going to actually contribute anything

of value to this
newsgroup?


When are you?




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On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 00:45:06 +0100, "Capt. Scumbalino"
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When is scumbalino going to actually contribute anything of value to this
newsgroup? He seems to be an expert at useless one liners and that's about
all.


Krusty,

Did you miss that nice graphic Scumbalino made showing the cockpit of the
35s5 to be no more than 7.1 feet?

If you account for the slope on the cabin bulkhead and the thickness of the
coaming between the helm position and the swim platform that's more like 6
feet or less of cockpit length!

Even less usuable space!!!!

Thanks to Scumbalino!!!!!


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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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2006 Kia Sedona recalled because of bad brakes!

The cockpit is at best 7 feet, more like 6!

He admits that Fuji excels and is the Gold Standard in camera focal plane
arrays!

There's no gold in that stream!

Whale poop is of no value!

12 lead ECG is the Gold Standard!

Dave's yacht club is far better!

The aft cabin is really a wet locker!

He's getting slapped around with an endless pile of mackeral!
Smackeral!!!!!

Jeff has a real boat, a real nice one too -spacious and fast!!

He has no innate artistic talent!!!

Mooron has a better camera!!!!

He eats greasy BBQ and then isn't "well"!

Meltdown anytime folks!!!

Stay tuned!!!!!!!

Bwoohohohohhhaahahahahwooohoooowaaahahahaha!!!


I think if Sudsy gives him that enema you recommended the other day he'll be
fine.

John Cairns




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Shhhhh!!! Everyone be quiet!
I'm waiting for my meltdown.



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