Scotty Potty: No one has made their bitter jealousy more evident than
poor Scotty. I can post a recipe and Scotty will take the bait in a
heartbeat. He's my favorite chump, grade A all the way with the worst
boats on ASA!

Doug: This poor sap ended up with a trawler and still has the nerve to
post here. He's genuinly angry and humorless, though less so than the
amazing Sloco. Grade A chump for sure!

Sloco: Aka Ringmaster. This poor clown has no sense of humor at all and
will bite any well placed bait. He's been in a tailspin ever since I
bought a nicer boat than his. Grade A+ Chump and a top pick!

Dave: This sad sack owns a truly sad nautical footnote and seems to
think his membership at a club is better than sliced bread. Hey, it's
his money...what little there is. He's an easy catch and easily busted.
Grade C, but funny at times.

Bob Crantz: Previously one of the better posters here, Bob would play
on the dark and light sides of the ASA force. But now he's really no
different than Scotty or Sloco with more time to google. Ultra easy to
catch and cook. Sorry to say he's B- now.

John Cairns: Now get this: This lame duck owns a Catalina 28, a boat
that compares with a Nissan Sentra for fun and character. That alone
makes him a chump, and he's also pretty angry sounding. Grade B chump
fish! I like him!

Steve: Gone, but not forgotten. Boatless and as humorless as Sloco. I
miss him!

Maxprop: Another guy who's so easy to hook, it's often sad to even
bother. Even so, I'll reel him in from time to time just to kill time.
He's just not knowledgeable enough to make it a fight. Grade C chump.
Pretty boat though.

Joe: Joe wasn't always a Chump and I easily forgave his steel
snail-sailing motorsailor. But something got under his skin and he's
been a grade D chump for a while. I hope he comes out of it. I feel
guilty even putting him in the pan.


RB
35s5
NY