Someone was left out:

Capt RB: Newsgroup bully who hides behinds his wife's nurse uniform because
he can't debate or discuss medical instrumentation with his own knowledge or
expertise. In reality a true mommy's boy only getting married after his
first mommy takes the eternal dirt nap. He considers merit to be found in
the essence of the things he owns (interestingly, a fundamental error in
form also attributed to Aristotle) rather than his own accumulated skills
and experience, which may be considerably lacking. Sales brochures, magazine
reviews and other people's opinion form the basis of his knowledge set or
rather, his conclusions based upon no knowledge at all. Finds pleasure in
insulting others through the safety of a keyboard and repeatedly fails to
deliver on his promises in person. Constantly calls upon Crantz to play both
sides to pull his sorry inflated butt out of the sling he puts it in. Shows
who has the real power here. Facts and logic easily overwhelm him. When he
is losing (which is most of the time) he begins playing like a broken
record, hiccupung and jumping back to the same mantra over and over. The
jumps curiously omit the rather bad portion of his vinyl which just keeps
going in circles, spiraling down to just the sound of static and the
microphonics of a cheap tone arm hanging it up.