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What is most deadly to sailors at sea
After sinking?
Joe |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Joe wrote: After sinking? Joe Sharks, followed by hypothermia! And before you dispute it, look at this! http://tellmewhereonearth.com/images...O%20EUROPE.jpg No one is safe! RB 35s5 NY |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Capt. Rob wrote: Joe wrote: After sinking? Joe Sharks, followed by hypothermia! And before you dispute it, look at this! WRONG http://tellmewhereonearth.com/images...O%20EUROPE.jpg No one is safe! RB 35s5 NY |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
OzOne wrote: On 28 Jul 2006 06:19:18 -0700, "Joe" scribbled thusly: After sinking? Joe Taking a ****....particularly at night. True more go over that way than any other way, but you are wrong! Joe Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
True more go over that way than any other way, but you are wrong! Taking a **** in cold shark infested waters at night??? RB 35s5 NY |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Water in the lungs?
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... After sinking? Joe |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
I don't usually take a **** after I sink. Sometimes I take a **** in a sink.
I ****ed in a wheelbarrow once, but that was in Syndey at a party. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com OzOne wrote in message ... On 28 Jul 2006 06:19:18 -0700, "Joe" scribbled thusly: After sinking? Joe Taking a ****....particularly at night. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Joe wrote: After sinking? Joe Wrong Wrong Wrong ......all of you. I'll give a hint. All ships at sea drill over and over to stop it. It is part of any USCG Capt'n exam. Joe |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Joe wrote:
Joe wrote: After sinking? Joe Wrong Wrong Wrong ......all of you. I'll give a hint. All ships at sea drill over and over to stop it. It is part of any USCG Capt'n exam. Lack of a lifejacket and/or raft. -- Capt Scumbalino |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Capt. Scumbalino wrote: Joe wrote: Joe wrote: After sinking? Joe Wrong Wrong Wrong ......all of you. I'll give a hint. All ships at sea drill over and over to stop it. It is part of any USCG Capt'n exam. Lack of a lifejacket and/or raft. -- Capt Scumbalino Always a grammer Nazi. Please let me re-phrase the question. After deaths related to sinking and drowning in any way what -so- ever! Sheeeeeeeeze. Joe |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Not buckling up before driving... oh wait, that's for a Kia. :-)
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Capt. Scumbalino wrote: Joe wrote: Joe wrote: After sinking? Joe Wrong Wrong Wrong ......all of you. I'll give a hint. All ships at sea drill over and over to stop it. It is part of any USCG Capt'n exam. Lack of a lifejacket and/or raft. -- Capt Scumbalino Always a grammer Nazi. Please let me re-phrase the question. After deaths related to sinking and drowning in any way what -so- ever! Sheeeeeeeeze. Joe |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Hitting a bridge?
http://koti.mbnet.fi/~soldier/towboat.htm -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... After sinking? Joe |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques?
http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
FIRE !!
"Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Capt. Scumbalino wrote: Joe wrote: Joe wrote: After sinking? Joe Wrong Wrong Wrong ......all of you. I'll give a hint. All ships at sea drill over and over to stop it. It is part of any USCG Capt'n exam. Lack of a lifejacket and/or raft. -- Capt Scumbalino Always a grammer Nazi. Please let me re-phrase the question. After deaths related to sinking and drowning in any way what -so- ever! Sheeeeeeeeze. Joe |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Sterling Keays wrote: FIRE !! Well done Sterling! you get 8 ASA points for that one. Most everyone here sails on very flammable hulls. Nothing worse than having your hull burn down to the water line. That thick toxic fiberglass black & green smoke is a killer. Steel is far superior and non-flameable. Joe "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Capt. Scumbalino wrote: Joe wrote: Joe wrote: After sinking? Joe Wrong Wrong Wrong ......all of you. I'll give a hint. All ships at sea drill over and over to stop it. It is part of any USCG Capt'n exam. Lack of a lifejacket and/or raft. -- Capt Scumbalino Always a grammer Nazi. Please let me re-phrase the question. After deaths related to sinking and drowning in any way what -so- ever! Sheeeeeeeeze. Joe |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Which ones are you talking about?
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques? http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
George Orwell wrote: Joe wrote: After sinking? Hypothermia/exposure, and dehydration. In that order. Under one understanding of the question ...you are correct. But since you failed to proplery interpet my question correctly you get no asa points. Joe |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques? Oh there's far worse.... like having Bobsprit try to rescue you!! ***SCENE 2 *** Bobsprit :- "Here hold on to this spearshaft!!" [fires spear into victim] Victim :-"Groan" Bobsprit:- "I'll just get my flippers on before I get my GPS to enter the Waypoint and then I'll fix a line to this here Ring Buoy and swim it out to you" Victim:-"Groan" Bobsprit-:"Oh wait I'll call for help on both my cell phones first" Victim:-"Groan" ---Fade to footage of Shark Fin approaching--- ***CUT*** CM- |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Charlie Morgan wrote: On 28 Jul 2006 12:30:22 -0700, "Joe" wrote: Sterling Keays wrote: FIRE !! Well done Sterling! you get 8 ASA points for that one. Except he's completely WRONG! You asked what was the most deadly AFTER sinking. Fires on board causing loss of life are BEFORE sinking on the list of what kills people at sea. Wrong...sorry Charlie you may be the chicken of the sea.. but know nothing about it. And you are a lubberly idiot if you think you can't die from a fire on a steel hulled boat. Who said that? I said your fiberglass boat hull material will burn. Stop being a asshole BB and accept the fact you know nothing nautical. Back in the plonk file for you puppet boy. Joe CWM |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
I think what he was trying to ask was what is the next leading cause of
death after deaths caused by sinking. But, that's just a guess. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Charlie Morgan" wrote in message ... On 28 Jul 2006 12:30:22 -0700, "Joe" wrote: Sterling Keays wrote: FIRE !! Well done Sterling! you get 8 ASA points for that one. Except he's completely WRONG! You asked what was the most deadly AFTER sinking. Fires on board causing loss of life are BEFORE sinking on the list of what kills people at sea. And you are a lubberly idiot if you think you can't die from a fire on a steel hulled boat. CWM |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Capt.Mooron wrote: "Thom Stewart" wrote in message Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques? Oh there's far worse.... like having Bobsprit try to rescue you!! ***SCENE 2 *** Bobsprit :- "Here hold on to this spearshaft!!" [fires spear into victim] Victim :-"Groan" Bobsprit:- "I'll just get my flippers on before I get my GPS to enter the Waypoint and then I'll fix a line to this here Ring Buoy and swim it out to you" Victim:-"Groan" Bobsprit-:"Oh wait I'll call for help on both my cell phones first" Victim:-"Groan" ---Fade to footage of Shark Fin approaching--- ***CUT*** CM- Scene 3 take 1 SMACK vicitm..Uaaaaaa Bob here comes a Bobspirt: " Hello 911 help Victim: shark Bobspirt: Well I'm on a boat out on the water and my deckhand fell over and we need assitance and I mean now, after your last ****up you better get here fast. click Victim:shark! Shark. Bobspirt: Damn I forgot to tell that bitch were we are. Victim: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bobspirt: FN 911 assholes...I'm going to sue! CUT SMACK Joe |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Capt. JG wrote: I think what he was trying to ask was what is the next leading cause of death after deaths caused by sinking. But, that's just a guess. It was a trick and well worded question, you failed BTW..and you are suppose to have a ticket. One can figure all things associated with drowning fits in the causes of death from sinking...simple logic. Same cause, sinking. Fire is next. Fiberglass burns like oil soaked rags once it get going. And that black smoke...man what a danger. Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Charlie Morgan" wrote in message ... On 28 Jul 2006 12:30:22 -0700, "Joe" wrote: Sterling Keays wrote: FIRE !! Well done Sterling! you get 8 ASA points for that one. Except he's completely WRONG! You asked what was the most deadly AFTER sinking. Fires on board causing loss of life are BEFORE sinking on the list of what kills people at sea. And you are a lubberly idiot if you think you can't die from a fire on a steel hulled boat. CWM |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Charlie Morgan wrote:
You asked what was the most deadly AFTER sinking. Fires on board causing loss of life are BEFORE sinking on the list of what kills people at sea. If I understand correctly, what he actually meant was something like: What is the NEXT most deadly thing to sailors at sea, after sinking. Like, not "most deadly" in a temporal context following the sinking of one's boat, but "next most deadly, assuming sinking is the most deadly". Being a 'grammer Nazi' of high repute, I naturally answered his question in good faith, taking the ship's drill clue to mean liferaft drill, and concluding that, as one proceeds through the temporal domain following the sinking of one's boat, one is most likely to die from a lack of staying afloat (death being attributable to a lack of gills). -- Capt Scumbalino |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Sorry Joe, but it was not worded well. And, it has nothing to do with the CG
exam. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... Capt. JG wrote: I think what he was trying to ask was what is the next leading cause of death after deaths caused by sinking. But, that's just a guess. It was a trick and well worded question, you failed BTW..and you are suppose to have a ticket. One can figure all things associated with drowning fits in the causes of death from sinking...simple logic. Same cause, sinking. Fire is next. Fiberglass burns like oil soaked rags once it get going. And that black smoke...man what a danger. Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Charlie Morgan" wrote in message ... On 28 Jul 2006 12:30:22 -0700, "Joe" wrote: Sterling Keays wrote: FIRE !! Well done Sterling! you get 8 ASA points for that one. Except he's completely WRONG! You asked what was the most deadly AFTER sinking. Fires on board causing loss of life are BEFORE sinking on the list of what kills people at sea. And you are a lubberly idiot if you think you can't die from a fire on a steel hulled boat. CWM |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
OzOne wrote: He just don't write good English...he's a Texan after all! Now Oz just because Texas is bigger and better than Oz, and we have or own way of saying things, is no reason for you to get uppety. Now cow tawl back to yer prison coloney and keep yer yap zipped, you all sound just like those limey guys anyway and your jokes are not funny, I think it's that british mumbling you guys do that ruins it. joe Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Capt. JG wrote: Sorry Joe, but it was not worded well. And, it has nothing to do with the CG exam. What ticket do you have? Seems IIRC fire fighting is on the exam, but I never sat for anything less than a 100 T. Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... Capt. JG wrote: I think what he was trying to ask was what is the next leading cause of death after deaths caused by sinking. But, that's just a guess. It was a trick and well worded question, you failed BTW..and you are suppose to have a ticket. One can figure all things associated with drowning fits in the causes of death from sinking...simple logic. Same cause, sinking. Fire is next. Fiberglass burns like oil soaked rags once it get going. And that black smoke...man what a danger. Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Charlie Morgan" wrote in message ... On 28 Jul 2006 12:30:22 -0700, "Joe" wrote: Sterling Keays wrote: FIRE !! Well done Sterling! you get 8 ASA points for that one. Except he's completely WRONG! You asked what was the most deadly AFTER sinking. Fires on board causing loss of life are BEFORE sinking on the list of what kills people at sea. And you are a lubberly idiot if you think you can't die from a fire on a steel hulled boat. CWM |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Water.
"Joe" wrote in message oups.com.. .. After sinking? Joe |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
yeah, those ''spear gun rescues'' can be a bitch!
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques? http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
OzOne wrote in message ... BTW did you know that Oz is just a tad smaller than the USA if you exclude Alaska (doesn't everyone). Did you include Hawaii? Why exclude Alaska? Why not exclude TX and FL then? Why not just say, Oz is bigger then the Eastern half of USA? You lose, try again. -- Scott Vernon Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_ |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Still, it's better than discussing soccer mom vans.
Good show Joe! Scotty "Capt. JG" wrote in message ... Sorry Joe, but it was not worded well. And, it has nothing to do with the CG exam. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... Capt. JG wrote: I think what he was trying to ask was what is the next leading cause of death after deaths caused by sinking. But, that's just a guess. It was a trick and well worded question, you failed BTW..and you are suppose to have a ticket. One can figure all things associated with drowning fits in the causes of death from sinking...simple logic. Same cause, sinking. Fire is next. Fiberglass burns like oil soaked rags once it get going. And that black smoke...man what a danger. Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Charlie Morgan" wrote in message ... On 28 Jul 2006 12:30:22 -0700, "Joe" wrote: Sterling Keays wrote: FIRE !! Well done Sterling! you get 8 ASA points for that one. Except he's completely WRONG! You asked what was the most deadly AFTER sinking. Fires on board causing loss of life are BEFORE sinking on the list of what kills people at sea. And you are a lubberly idiot if you think you can't die from a fire on a steel hulled boat. CWM |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
OzOne wrote in message ... On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:09:11 -0400, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . BTW did you know that Oz is just a tad smaller than the USA if you exclude Alaska (doesn't everyone). Did you include Hawaii? Why exclude Alaska? Why not exclude TX and FL then? Why not just say, Oz is bigger then the Eastern half of USA? You lose, try again. You idiot! More points off! I was trying to draw a comparison, not win some sort of contest! Maybe that's why you lost. BTW, we have a couple of lakes big as Texas....Quick, Google up that areas and tell me I'm wrong by a few square metres.... Names please. it'll make you feel better! so will a glass of rum. Scooter |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
OzOne wrote: On 28 Jul 2006 16:28:59 -0700, "Joe" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote: He just don't write good English...he's a Texan after all! Now Oz just because Texas is bigger and better than Oz, and we have or own way of saying things, is no reason for you to get uppety. Now cow tawl back to yer prison coloney and keep yer yap zipped, you all sound just like those limey guys anyway and your jokes are not funny, I think it's that british mumbling you guys do that ruins it. joe Bwaaahahahahahhahahhahahahahaa! Perfect! BTW did you know that Oz is just a tad smaller than the USA if you exclude Alaska (doesn't everyone). wELL IF YOU EXCLUDE oz WASTELAND THEN YOU ARE ABOUT THE SIZE OF rOADE iSLAND. pLEASE EXCUSE THE CAP LOCKS. jOE Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
OzOne wrote in message ... On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:27:24 -0400, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:09:11 -0400, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . BTW did you know that Oz is just a tad smaller than the USA if you exclude Alaska (doesn't everyone). Did you include Hawaii? Why exclude Alaska? Why not exclude TX and FL then? Why not just say, Oz is bigger then the Eastern half of USA? You lose, try again. You idiot! More points off! I was trying to draw a comparison, not win some sort of contest! Maybe that's why you lost. Nothing to lose Scooter....like I said comparison OK then, in a COMPARISON between the size of USA and Oz, Oz losses. That better? Scooter |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
OzOne wrote: On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 23:15:57 -0400, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:27:24 -0400, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:09:11 -0400, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . BTW did you know that Oz is just a tad smaller than the USA if you exclude Alaska (doesn't everyone). Did you include Hawaii? Why exclude Alaska? Why not exclude TX and FL then? Why not just say, Oz is bigger then the Eastern half of USA? You lose, try again. You idiot! More points off! I was trying to draw a comparison, not win some sort of contest! Maybe that's why you lost. Nothing to lose Scooter....like I said comparison OK then, in a COMPARISON between the size of USA and Oz, Oz losses. That better? Scooter "losses" what.....the spelling bee? Watch out or we may drop a new cul ear bomb on yer ass. Joe Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
OzOne wrote in message ... On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 23:15:57 -0400, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:27:24 -0400, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:09:11 -0400, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . BTW did you know that Oz is just a tad smaller than the USA if you exclude Alaska (doesn't everyone). Did you include Hawaii? Why exclude Alaska? Why not exclude TX and FL then? Why not just say, Oz is bigger then the Eastern half of USA? You lose, try again. You idiot! More points off! I was trying to draw a comparison, not win some sort of contest! Maybe that's why you lost. Nothing to lose Scooter....like I said comparison OK then, in a COMPARISON between the size of USA and Oz, Oz losses. That better? Scooter "losses" what.....the spelling bee? toooo many sssses. I bin drinkin.I better pull over now. SSSScooter |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
There's no fire fighting exam for the OUPV, but it mentioned. Is your ticket
current? -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... Capt. JG wrote: Sorry Joe, but it was not worded well. And, it has nothing to do with the CG exam. What ticket do you have? Seems IIRC fire fighting is on the exam, but I never sat for anything less than a 100 T. Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... Capt. JG wrote: I think what he was trying to ask was what is the next leading cause of death after deaths caused by sinking. But, that's just a guess. It was a trick and well worded question, you failed BTW..and you are suppose to have a ticket. One can figure all things associated with drowning fits in the causes of death from sinking...simple logic. Same cause, sinking. Fire is next. Fiberglass burns like oil soaked rags once it get going. And that black smoke...man what a danger. Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Charlie Morgan" wrote in message ... On 28 Jul 2006 12:30:22 -0700, "Joe" wrote: Sterling Keays wrote: FIRE !! Well done Sterling! you get 8 ASA points for that one. Except he's completely WRONG! You asked what was the most deadly AFTER sinking. Fires on board causing loss of life are BEFORE sinking on the list of what kills people at sea. And you are a lubberly idiot if you think you can't die from a fire on a steel hulled boat. CWM |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Much, much better!
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Scotty" wrote in message . .. Still, it's better than discussing soccer mom vans. Good show Joe! Scotty "Capt. JG" wrote in message ... Sorry Joe, but it was not worded well. And, it has nothing to do with the CG exam. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message ups.com... Capt. JG wrote: I think what he was trying to ask was what is the next leading cause of death after deaths caused by sinking. But, that's just a guess. It was a trick and well worded question, you failed BTW..and you are suppose to have a ticket. One can figure all things associated with drowning fits in the causes of death from sinking...simple logic. Same cause, sinking. Fire is next. Fiberglass burns like oil soaked rags once it get going. And that black smoke...man what a danger. Joe -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Charlie Morgan" wrote in message ... On 28 Jul 2006 12:30:22 -0700, "Joe" wrote: Sterling Keays wrote: FIRE !! Well done Sterling! you get 8 ASA points for that one. Except he's completely WRONG! You asked what was the most deadly AFTER sinking. Fires on board causing loss of life are BEFORE sinking on the list of what kills people at sea. And you are a lubberly idiot if you think you can't die from a fire on a steel hulled boat. CWM |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Don't want to hurt no kangaroos...
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... OzOne wrote: On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 23:15:57 -0400, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:27:24 -0400, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:09:11 -0400, "Scotty" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message .. . BTW did you know that Oz is just a tad smaller than the USA if you exclude Alaska (doesn't everyone). Did you include Hawaii? Why exclude Alaska? Why not exclude TX and FL then? Why not just say, Oz is bigger then the Eastern half of USA? You lose, try again. You idiot! More points off! I was trying to draw a comparison, not win some sort of contest! Maybe that's why you lost. Nothing to lose Scooter....like I said comparison OK then, in a COMPARISON between the size of USA and Oz, Oz losses. That better? Scooter "losses" what.....the spelling bee? Watch out or we may drop a new cul ear bomb on yer ass. Joe Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
What is most deadly to sailors at sea
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What is most deadly to sailors at sea
It's a song... Randy Newman.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com OzOne wrote in message ... On Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:28:29 -0700, "Capt. JG" scribbled thusly: Don't want to hurt no kangaroos... Why...we shoot the pest all the time! Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
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