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Default Basic Safety Gear-You can't do better!


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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Heart of Gold carries the best and most extensive gear. Your boat can't
do better!


ahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!


1) Full time registered nurse! (See, I already won!)


And her field experience is? Is she as good as a Navy Corpsman?

2) Coastal flare kit


Hidden by the city lights!

3) Offshore flare kit


Only to be used offshore!

4) 3 throwable devices, two with lines.


You have one anchor without a line?

5) 4 fire extinguishers


Don't include the 3 in the Kia.

6) 1 large first aid kit


From Wal-Mart?

7) 4 adult and 1 child safety harnesses


Isn't your family one adult and two children?

8) 3 Type 1 life jackets, 8 type 2 and 4 type 1


Do they fit someone 6'4" who can't even fit in the head? Do you have to wear
2 at a time?

9) 1 spear gun


aahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!


10) 2 VHF radios


To talk to the person on the bow?

11) 2 cell phones


To talk to the dock 30 feet away?

12) MOB Pole (Being installed this weekend)


For you it should be a trawler crane.


13) two horns


Is one in the cabin?

14) US Navy signal kit


Know morse code? aahahahahahaahaahaahahaaa!!!


15) Other assorted gear and first aid items.


Defibrillator?

Tracheotomy tube?

Colostomy bag?

Maps?

Hand compass?

Handheld water desalinator?

EPIRB?

Offshore flares!!


Heart of Gold, like Alien, Ghost and Yoda before her will continue with
our 100% perfect safety record, with more than 750 guests and counting!


And the Titanic is unsinkable!


 
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