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Capt. Rob July 19th 06 01:38 PM

Why is it so easy?
 
Yesterday I clobbered poor Doug and his trawler. Okay, okay I know doug
is a powerboater now and it's easy to pick on him, but he practically
begged for it. Then, with Doug KO'd in the 3rd, poor Jeff and his
floating wallowing condo decides to lend Doug a hand. Yikes....KO'd
poor Jeff with three posts! He's still twitching, but he sank himself
by letting everyone all know he carries his fast/fun boat off the stern
of his motorsailing chopper pad!
Of course Scotty, Sloco and Mooron dove in....Like three bleeding
piglets trying to save a disemboweled sea turtle from a Great White
Attack. It didn't go well for them.

I guess my question is quite simple. Why do you people enjoy the
beatings you take? You know I can't be touched, that it's all fun and
sport for me. Why dual with a master when you haven't even a pocket
knife worth of sense?
Still worse, I actually troll with facts while the rest of you are
usually caught lying or ignorant...or both. Example: Sloco's belief
that Whitlock steering is not found on better, fast boats. Zikes!

Or Poor Jeff claiming he bought the right boat...so long as he brings a
fun boat. Zoopee Deee!

Or sad Doug claiming his powerboat made sense...in a sailing
discussion. Zooba Dooo!

Or Mooron finally launching his boat after a 3rd restoration. Zippy
Zippy Dyaaaa!

Or poor Scotty, who just basically waits for me to do anything. Zlada
Zlada Boo!

I mean REALLY, why take the abuse, month after month? If you really
believed in yourselves at all, would you bother with a troll like me?
The truth...and Bob C. knows as did Captain Neal, is that you are all
insecure and full of crap. You don't beleive in yourselves, your boats
or probably in anything at all.
And that's why you lose.
Again.
And again.
.....And again.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Scumbalino July 19th 06 06:13 PM

Why is it so easy?
 
Capt. Rob wrote:

Zikes!
Zoopee Deee!
Zooba Dooo!
Zippy Zippy Dyaaaa!
Zlada Zlada Boo!





Capt. Rob July 20th 06 12:14 PM

Why is it so easy?
 

Not taht I alwqys regard you as foolish, just your method in
discussion appears that way.



Hey, Ozzy. Feeling any better?

The method of debate works well enough to give fits to Jeff and Doug. I
don't even let them stay on topic. Posting nonsense, followed by
something sharp and accurate just sends smoke out of their ears.
I feel like Captain Kirk talking a computer into blowing itself up!

Error! Error!!!! Errorrrrrrrr!!! BOOM!

I know...I'm nuts.



RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob July 21st 06 11:38 AM

Why is it so easy?
 

Yep, I concur...why do they so often get sucked into your web?



Truly, it's a form of entertainment for me. And I'd like to think for
them as well, but I do believe folks like Jeff, Doug and Scotty
actually get upset and frustrated. That's too bad, if true.
BTW, one really funny thing: I've MET Jeff in person and he has yet to
realize it. He'd be pretty shocked if he ever figures it out. He's a
nice guy of course...in person!

But this is ASA, so F everyone!



RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob July 22nd 06 12:52 PM

Why is it so easy?
 

You're too easily entertained Bob.
I haven't truly enjoyed the sport here since Jax died of AIDS.



That's because you and I don't spar anymore.
Do you still have that hideous Cat that looks like two Mac26x glued
together with the interior of a toothpaste tube?


RB
35s5
NY



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