Sailor:
Loco is an accomplished sailor who races his boat on a
regular schedule ( and does rather well).
Bob**** is a wannabe pretender whose biggest accomplishment
to date is calling himself ''Capt Rob'' on the Internet and
bragging about 2 hour day sails in which he motors most of
the time.

Location:
Loco sails on what is oftem described as ''the best sailing
grounds in the world, the Chesapeake Bay.
Bob**** spends most of his time dockside on the LIS, which
is often described as '' a polluted cesspool''.

Boats:
Loco owns an Express 30.
Bob**** owns no boat.

Carreer:
Loco is retired and enjoying a nice pension.
Bob**** after failing in the movie biz now sells used and
stolen junk on E-bay.

Loser:
Bob**** is the BIG loser.