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Capt. Rob July 14th 06 01:55 PM

Week 365
 
Let's go by week....every day is just too much work for a guy like Joe
who never sails poor Redcloud!!!!





RB
35s5
NY


Joe July 14th 06 02:59 PM

Day 50
 
That Dickweed Rob has had his POS French whore in the water, and only
another 60 and the sad sack will put the bitch on the hard to hogg and
freeze for half a year. What a waste of a good boat, good thing he does
not have a good boat.

Capt Joe



Rob wrote:
Let's go by week....every day is just too much work for a guy like Joe
who never sails poor Redcloud!!!!





RB
35s5
NY



Capt. Rob July 14th 06 03:20 PM

Day 50
 

That Dickweed Rob has had his POS French whore in the water



Someone sounds jealous and bitter! I really don't want to mention any
names but his initials are Joe Redcloud!!!

Hey, Joe...have you untied poor Redcloud all year?


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob July 14th 06 03:51 PM

Day 50
 

But hey I have a real daysailor not
encumbered with heavy engines and usless AC's. It's much faster,
responsive, and better looking than your wifes boat. Ask anyone here!




Anyone here? You could sail a brick and the toadies here would say "MY"
Swan 47 was ugly, Joe!
Why is my AC useless? We love it. But I don't think we're convinced we
need a genset yet. We're doing a a few overnighters this week and
next...we'll see how it goes. Easy to add a genset and cheap.
Your daysailor has no head...pretty ladies prefer a proper head. They
also prefer cold drinks from a real fridge and room to lay across the
deck. Got any of that? Of course not. And finally, Thomas loves his own
little cabin below...got one of those?
Oh yeah...I forgot. You failed to have your own family and now it's too
late.

How sad!


RB
35s5
NY


Joe July 14th 06 04:16 PM

Day 50
 

Capt. Rob wrote:
But hey I have a real daysailor not
encumbered with heavy engines and usless AC's. It's much faster,
responsive, and better looking than your wifes boat. Ask anyone here!




Anyone here? You could sail a brick and the toadies here would say "MY"
Swan 47 was ugly, Joe!
Why is my AC useless?


useless underway, just slows the whore down.

We love it. But I don't think we're convinced we
need a genset yet.


You wont leave the dock..so you are right!

Joe


Capt. Rob July 14th 06 05:56 PM

Day 50
 

Dave wrote:
On 14 Jul 2006 07:35:50 -0700, "Joe" said:

usless AC's


Hey, if you're gonna sit at a dock all day you really need that AC. Luckily,
we've always got a nice breeze blowing where we moor our boat, even when
there's no wind on the Sound..




Dave says there's a breeze when there's no wind.
Everyone got that?


RB
35s5
NY


Donal July 15th 06 12:30 AM

Week 365
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
Let's go by week....every day is just too much work for a guy like Joe
who never sails poor Redcloud!!!!


That's not fair, Bob. Why should Joe sail Redcloud. After all, Redcloud
isn't really a sailing vessel.

BTW, have you decided what to do the next time that you encounter 30Kts of
wind? Abandon ship?? Call the lifeboat?? Give up and die???


Regards


Donal
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Capt. Rob July 15th 06 12:50 AM

Week 365
 

BTW, have you decided what to do the next time that you encounter 30Kts
of
wind? Abandon ship?? Call the lifeboat?? Give up and die???





I think I'm going with "scream like a girl!" even if it's not one of
your choices!
What can I say...the Beneteau is fast.


RB
35s5
NY



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