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The photo flies in the face of your claims to sailing safety and
seamanship!


The only "safety" item is an untethered, solid doughnut of plastic that

would be useless in an emergency!!



What total wimpy girlified nonsense. You two need to check eachother's
breasts for lumps! There are type 2's for the kids...she's swapping
them for the 3's they wore while dockside. I think the kids can survive
the two minute swap, even if you're so pussified to be crying about it.
The throwable is one of two. The other is sitting right next to the
young lady, an orange ring with line attached. The kids were playing
with it, but it's no less handy. We also have several throwables in the
port locker, a moment away. I keep my excellent fins in the aft locker
as well...easier to get to a victim if required. I also have two REAL
flare kits, two VHF, two cell phones and a full ast aid kit...and we
have a registered nurse on board. Do you carry all of that? Of course
you don't.
Thomas also has a harness that clips to the pedestal guard.
Sorry, Mooron. It's true. I do own a nicer boat. I do sail it and I do
have a perfect safety record, AND my boat is CG inspected and passed of
course, another requirement of our facility.
You guys might spare yourselves crying like girls next time by
considering that a single pic doesn't show the whole boat, let alone
the whole cockpit. Good lord, that was embarassing for you folks.
Sheesh. Grow a pair.



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The photo flies in the face of your claims to sailing safety and
seamanship!


The only "safety" item is an untethered, solid doughnut of plastic that

would be useless in an emergency!!



What total wimpy girlified nonsense.


You sailing?

You two need to check eachother's
breasts for lumps! There are type 2's for the kids...she's swapping
them for the 3's they wore while dockside. I think the kids can survive
the two minute swap, even if you're so pussified to be crying about it.


Lies!


The throwable is one of two. The other is sitting right next to the
young lady, an orange ring with line attached.


Show proof!

The kids were playing
with it, but it's no less handy. We also have several throwables in the
port locker, a moment away. I keep my excellent fins in the aft locker
as well...easier to get to a victim if required. I also have two REAL
flare kits, two VHF, two cell phones and a full ast aid kit...and we
have a registered nurse on board. Do you carry all of that? Of course
you don't.


Don't forget the defibrillator!

Thomas also has a harness that clips to the pedestal guard.


He's not wearing it!

Sorry, Mooron. It's true. I do own a nicer boat. I do sail it and I do
have a perfect safety record, AND my boat is CG inspected and passed of
course, another requirement of our facility.


Lies!

You guys might spare yourselves crying like girls next time by
considering that a single pic doesn't show the whole boat, let alone
the whole cockpit. Good lord, that was embarassing for you folks.
Sheesh. Grow a pair.


How come you are not between the kids and the death platform on the stern?
There's only one guy and he is steering!

You are major busted!

You also admitted previously that THOMAS DOES NOT WEAR A LIFE JACKET!!!!!!!

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FROM DAY 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ADMITTED IT!!! YOU NEGLIGENT HOMOCIDAL MINISTER OF DEATH!!!!!!

BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNSAFE AT ANY SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAVE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE IS THE COMMON SENSE??????????????????????

THE RESPONSIBLE PARENTING????????????????????????????????????????? ???????

TWO KIDS SIMULTANEOUSLY NOT WEARING LIFE JACKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OH THE
HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



RB
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There are type 2's for the kids...she's swapping
them for the 3's they wore while dockside.


She's holding a bag... there ain't a fricken Lifejacket of any type to be
seen. You don't even have cockpit cushions for that violation of a vessel!

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...sundayweby.jpg

Shame!!


The throwable is one of two. The other is sitting right next to the
young lady, an orange ring with line attached. The kids were playing
with it, but it's no less handy.


There is one one untethered life ring!!! ...and you claim that allowing
toddlers to "play" with lifesaving gear is acceptable?

We also have several throwables in the port locker, a moment away.


Bwahahahahahahahaaa..... Yeah Sure... and a jet ski on the swim platform!!


I keep my excellent fins in the aft locker
as well...easier to get to a victim if required.


Oh Good Grief..... Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!!! Just how stoopid are you
....Really!!??


I also have two REAL flare kits,


...and no clue how to use either of''em.


two VHF, two cell phones and a full ast aid kit...and we
have a registered nurse on board. Do you carry all of that? Of course
you don't.


Bwahahahahahaaaa.... 2 of everything execpt safety gear!! "Oh Suzanne,
let's get a second phone, to hell with the lifejackets!!"

Thomas also has a harness that clips to the pedestal guard.


Oh Stop It!!! Look at the frickin photo Robert.... you don't have any such
thing!!

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...sundayweby.jpg

Sorry, Mooron. It's true. I do own a nicer boat. I do sail it and I do
have a perfect safety record, AND my boat is CG inspected and passed of
course, another requirement of our facility.


Oh Cripes!! You know darn well that was the 1999 inspection in Florida.
Your boat has so many glaring faults, they pass you a pamphlet and tell you
to call again when the boat approaches acceptability!

You guys might spare yourselves crying like girls next time by
considering that a single pic doesn't show the whole boat, let alone
the whole cockpit. Good lord, that was embarassing for you folks.
Sheesh. Grow a pair.


That pic shows you have nothing in the way of safety gear and you let
toddlers walk the deck without lifejackets while underway!!

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...sundayweby.jpg

You are so busted....

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Right you are Mooron.

RB is major busted, this may be the death blow!

There is no way he can recover from such a solid smackdown!

SMACKDOWN!

Kablam!

Kapow!

Zot!

Amen!

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
There are type 2's for the kids...she's swapping
them for the 3's they wore while dockside.


She's holding a bag... there ain't a fricken Lifejacket of any type to be
seen. You don't even have cockpit cushions for that violation of a vessel!

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...sundayweby.jpg

Shame!!


The throwable is one of two. The other is sitting right next to the
young lady, an orange ring with line attached. The kids were playing
with it, but it's no less handy.


There is one one untethered life ring!!! ...and you claim that allowing
toddlers to "play" with lifesaving gear is acceptable?

We also have several throwables in the port locker, a moment away.


Bwahahahahahahahaaa..... Yeah Sure... and a jet ski on the swim platform!!


I keep my excellent fins in the aft locker
as well...easier to get to a victim if required.


Oh Good Grief..... Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!!! Just how stoopid are you
...Really!!??


I also have two REAL flare kits,


..and no clue how to use either of''em.


two VHF, two cell phones and a full ast aid kit...and we
have a registered nurse on board. Do you carry all of that? Of course
you don't.


Bwahahahahahaaaa.... 2 of everything execpt safety gear!! "Oh Suzanne,
let's get a second phone, to hell with the lifejackets!!"

Thomas also has a harness that clips to the pedestal guard.


Oh Stop It!!! Look at the frickin photo Robert.... you don't have any
such thing!!

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...sundayweby.jpg

Sorry, Mooron. It's true. I do own a nicer boat. I do sail it and I do
have a perfect safety record, AND my boat is CG inspected and passed of
course, another requirement of our facility.


Oh Cripes!! You know darn well that was the 1999 inspection in Florida.
Your boat has so many glaring faults, they pass you a pamphlet and tell
you to call again when the boat approaches acceptability!

You guys might spare yourselves crying like girls next time by
considering that a single pic doesn't show the whole boat, let alone
the whole cockpit. Good lord, that was embarassing for you folks.
Sheesh. Grow a pair.


That pic shows you have nothing in the way of safety gear and you let
toddlers walk the deck without lifejackets while underway!!

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...sundayweby.jpg

You are so busted....

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Capt.Mooron wrote:


http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...sundayweby.jpg

You are so busted....

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Yelp...

Just think if he was rammed just as he took the picture.

Or rammed a rock (it might happen, don't laugh) and the little toddlers
were thrown over.

Safe boatings no accident.

Poor seamanship is an accident waiting to happen.

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She's holding a bag... there ain't a fricken Lifejacket of any type to
be
seen.

Just because they aren't in frame doesn't mean they aren't there. A
good sailor would have asked about the PFDs before exposing his night
terrors as you and Bob Crantz just did.

There is one one untethered life ring!!! ...

There is also one tethered ring, bright orange with a bag of line.


and you claim that allowing
toddlers to "play" with lifesaving gear is acceptable?

Do you think the 9 month old will render the ring useless?


Oh Good Grief..... Bwahahahahahahahahaaa!!! Just how stoopid are you

....Really!!??

Actually, Mooron, if a child ever did go over, getting to him ASAP is
key. The fins are a suggestion of a licensed captain who teaches safety
courses here. I have a feeling he knows more than you.

I also have two REAL flare kits,

...and no clue how to use either of''em.

I just load em and fire down, right?


have a registered nurse on board. Do you carry all of that? Of course
you don't.



Bwahahahahahaaaa.... 2 of everything execpt safety gear!! "Oh
Suzanne,
let's get a second phone, to hell with the lifejackets!!"


Dudette. You sound frantic. I know you've spilled breast milk on your
collar, but try to hang on to some dignity.


Thomas also has a harness that clips to the pedestal guard.



Oh Stop It!!! Look at the frickin photo Robert.... you don't have any
such
thing!!

He's not wearing it because he's being changed into a type 2. Sorry,
Mooron. We also brought along enough water for Thomas....even though
you can't see it!! Dude...you are truly exposed.


Sorry, Mooron. It's true. I do own a nicer boat. I do sail it and I do
have a perfect safety record, AND my boat is CG inspected and passed of
course, another requirement of our facility.



That pic shows you have nothing in the way of safety gear and you let
toddlers walk the deck without lifejackets while underway!!

The pic also shows no mast. Are you sure of anything, Mooron????

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...sundayweby.jpg


You are so busted....

Yep, and you did it to yourself, which is even better!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!


RB
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Without a doubt Mr Crantz ...and RB is his own worst enemy!!!

I just wouldn't want anyone just dropping by to think we condone that type
of flagrant abuse of children and obvious ignorance of the basic safety
protocols aboard a vessel.

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Right you are Mooron.

RB is major busted, this may be the death blow!

There is no way he can recover from such a solid smackdown!

SMACKDOWN!

Kablam!

Kapow!

Zot!

Amen!



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Just because they aren't in frame doesn't mean they aren't there.


Hooo Boy! Can you imagine RB addressing a USCG inspection officer with
"Just because you can't see any safety equipment ... doesn't mean we don't
have any"

Bwahahahahaahahahahahahahahaaa.... You're So BUSTED!!!

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"Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid"

John Wayne, The Sands of Iwo Jima.

It's unfortunate that the good and brilliant Capt Neal isn't here to help
set Seaman Recruit RB straight. In the time it takes for him to dig out the
flippers, put them on and jump in the poor kid is further away and closer to
demise. If diving flippers were such a good idea then lifeguards would be
using them. RB doesn't get it. Time is of the essence.

Maybe Seaman Recruit RB could install a crows nest up on the mast. He could
stay up there and when disaster strikes, yell "To the Bat-Poles!" and slide
down the mast. He can then don The Bat Flippers, utility belt and lower the
Bat-Dinghy to save the day. Meanwhile Suzette can crank up the defibrillator
to 300 joules bi-phasic and zap S.R. RB on the butt cheeks!

I just can't believe the absolute disregard for the safety and well being of
poor, defenseless children. Poor, defensless children Mandrake.

I wonder if Child Protective Services can find better loving and caring
parents for poor Thomas.

Save the Children!

Oh the humanity!

Amen!

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Without a doubt Mr Crantz ...and RB is his own worst enemy!!!

I just wouldn't want anyone just dropping by to think we condone that type
of flagrant abuse of children and obvious ignorance of the basic safety
protocols aboard a vessel.

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Right you are Mooron.

RB is major busted, this may be the death blow!

There is no way he can recover from such a solid smackdown!

SMACKDOWN!

Kablam!

Kapow!

Zot!

Amen!





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Whatever... all the bs aside, the picture indicated that the law was
being broken. One can only hope that one learns from one's mistakes.

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