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Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
I'd say Capt Neal is both!
Lloyd |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
LLoyd Bonafide wrote: I'd say Capt Neal is both! Lloyd He is sailing the seven sea's. Get a life lubber ! Joe |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
Right you are Lloyd.
The good Captain always used perfect grammar too. Unlike Joe who is a slobbering idiot. The good Captain has a tremendous sense of humor. I'll never forget the time he relocated Ms. Terry's breasts in that photograph. He most certainly understood gravitational vectors. He's ridden out dozens of hurricanes with winds in the hundreds of miles per hour. He has also highly modified his fine blue water cruiser to be the epitome of fine cruising yachts. Amen! "LLoyd Bonafide" wrote in message . .. I'd say Capt Neal is both! Lloyd |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
In a bar maybe. Otherwise, he's not going anywhere.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... LLoyd Bonafide wrote: I'd say Capt Neal is both! Lloyd He is sailing the seven sea's. Get a life lubber ! Joe |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
The once Mighty Captain of ASA has, I'm afraid to say,
fallen mightily. Where I used to enjoy his sometimes humorous, sometimes spitting fire, posts, he has now fallen to tattling to flonkers. His virtuous tales of bedding young girls has now fallen to lying with old whores (LP). His skin has become paper thin. He has become his favorite phrase...PUTZ. SBV "Bob Crantz" wrote in message ... Right you are Lloyd. The good Captain always used perfect grammar too. Unlike Joe who is a slobbering idiot. The good Captain has a tremendous sense of humor. I'll never forget the time he relocated Ms. Terry's breasts in that photograph. He most certainly understood gravitational vectors. He's ridden out dozens of hurricanes with winds in the hundreds of miles per hour. He has also highly modified his fine blue water cruiser to be the epitome of fine cruising yachts. Amen! "LLoyd Bonafide" wrote in message . .. I'd say Capt Neal is both! Lloyd |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
Scotty wrote: The once Mighty Captain of ASA has, I'm afraid to say, fallen mightily. Where I used to enjoy his sometimes humorous, sometimes spitting fire, posts, he has now fallen to tattling to flonkers. His virtuous tales of bedding young girls has now fallen to lying with old whores (LP). His skin has become paper thin. He has become his favorite phrase...PUTZ. Putz is 3 ranks above his current standing. Joe SBV "Bob Crantz" wrote in message ... Right you are Lloyd. The good Captain always used perfect grammar too. Unlike Joe who is a slobbering idiot. The good Captain has a tremendous sense of humor. I'll never forget the time he relocated Ms. Terry's breasts in that photograph. He most certainly understood gravitational vectors. He's ridden out dozens of hurricanes with winds in the hundreds of miles per hour. He has also highly modified his fine blue water cruiser to be the epitome of fine cruising yachts. Amen! "LLoyd Bonafide" wrote in message . .. I'd say Capt Neal is both! Lloyd |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
Bob Crantz wrote: Right you are Lloyd. The good Captain always used perfect grammar too. Unlike Joe who is a slobbering idiot. The good Captain has a tremendous sense of humor. I'll never forget the time he relocated Ms. Terry's breasts in that photograph. He most certainly understood gravitational vectors. He's ridden out dozens of hurricanes with winds in the hundreds of miles per hour. He has also highly modified his fine blue water cruiser to be the epitome of fine cruising yachts. Amen! "LLoyd Bonafide" wrote in message . .. I'd say Capt Neal is both! Lloyd I couldn't agree more Mr. Crantz. The good captain is a very benevolent man. A model citizen if there ever was one! |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
Hey Putzy.
Have you gotten yourself another Boat yet? Thom;----Beached; like Neal but much older! |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
Bob Crantz wrote: Right you are Lloyd. The good Captain always used perfect grammar too. Yes he duz, eyes injoy dat ass spect of him. The good Captain has a tremendous sense of humor Warped is more like it. But enjoyable. He's ridden out dozens of hurricanes with winds in the hundreds of miles per hour. Yeah, LP thru a hissy fit when the Captain sailed out into the swamps with that Seminole Indian squaw, to ride out hurricane Wilma in style. According to LP, I caused a big fight.....and the ultimate break-up of the smitten lovers....go figure. Capt Neal owes me big time if it's true. He has also highly modified his fine blue water cruiser to be the epitome of fine cruising yachts. He will be impressed with my highly modified fine lake racer, cruiser. It's just a couple feet shorter than his yacht. Joe Amen! "LLoyd Bonafide" wrote in message . .. I'd say Capt Neal is both! Lloyd |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
"Dave" wrote in message ... On Sun, 18 Jun 2006 21:19:12 -0600, "Bob Crantz" /"Lloyd Bonafide" said: Right you are Lloyd. Talking to ourselves are we? That occurs when one's various sock puppets occupy a majority share of the postings. Max |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Hey Putzy. Have you gotten yourself another Boat yet? Thom;----Beached; like Neal but much older! Thom, What happened to the good Capt's well founded, highly modified blue water cruiser? Was it stolen? Impounded by a nautical museum? Lloyd |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
"Thom Stewart" wrote
Have you gotten yourself another Boat yet? Thom;----Beached; like Neal but much older! LLoyd Bonafide wrote: What happened to the good Capt's well founded, highly modified blue water cruiser? Was it stolen? Impounded by a nautical museum? I think the beer can reef around it grew to such proportions that a developers put up a mini-mall on it, and now the Crapton's vessel is a lawn ornament for a pirate-themed bar. DSK |
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NARRATOR:
In the bleak days of nineteen-eighty-three, as England languished in the doldrums of a ruinous monetarist policy, the good and loyal men of the Permanent Assurance Company-- a once-proud family firm, recently fallen in hard times-- strained under the yoke of their oppressive new corporate management. Pushed beyond the bounds of decent and reasonable victimisation, the aged retainers take their destiny in their own hands and-- Mutiny! And so, the Crimson Permanent Assurance was launched upon the high seas of international finance. There it lay, the prize they sought, the richest jewel in the crown of the I.M.F.: a financial district swollen with multi-nationals, conglomerates, and fat, bloated merchant banks. Hidden behind the faceless, towering canyons of glass, the world of high finance sat smug and self-satisfied as their future, in the shape of their past, slipped silently through the streets, returning to wreak a terrible revenge. Adopting, adapting, and improving traditional business practises, the Permanent Assurance puts into motion an audacious and totally unsuspected takeover bid. And so, heartened by their initial success, the desperate and reasonably violent men of the Permanent Assurance battled on... until, as the sun set slowly in the west, the outstanding return on their bold business venture became apparent: the once-proud financial giants lay in ruins, their assets stripped, their policies in tatters. PIRATE: Full speed ahead, Mr. Cohen! CHORUS: Up, up, up your premium. Up, up, up your premium. PIRATE: [singing] Scribble away! CHORUS: Up, up, up your premium. PIRATE: [singing] And balance the books. CHORUS: Up, up, up your premium. PIRATE: [singing] Scribble away! CHORUS: Up, up, up your premium. PIRATE: [singing] But manage the books. CHORUS: Up, up, up. PIRATES: [singing] It's fun to charter an accountant And sail the wide accountancy, To find, explore the funds offshore And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy! It can be manly in insurance. We'll up your premium semi-annually. It's all tax deductible. We're fairly incorruptible, We're sailing on the wide accountancy! PIRATE: [singing] Sail away! CHORUS: [singing] Up, up, up... NARRATOR: And so, they sailed off into the ledgers of history, one by one, the financial capitals of the world crumbling under the might of their business acumen,... or so it would have been... if certain modern theories concerning the shape of the world had not proved to be... disastrously wrong. |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
What part of Cyrano is this from? I didn't recognize it........
Bob Crantz wrote: NARRATOR: In the bleak days of nineteen-eighty-three, as England languished in the doldrums of a ruinous monetarist policy, the good and loyal men of the Permanent Assurance Company-- a once-proud family firm, recently fallen in hard times-- strained under the yoke of their oppressive new corporate management. Pushed beyond the bounds of decent and reasonable victimisation, the aged retainers take their destiny in their own hands and-- Mutiny! |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
"DSK" wrote in message ... What part of Cyrano is this from? I didn't recognize it........ Bob Crantz wrote: NARRATOR: In the bleak days of nineteen-eighty-three, as England languished in the doldrums of a ruinous monetarist policy, the good and loyal men of the Permanent Assurance Company-- a once-proud family firm, recently fallen in hard times-- strained under the yoke of their oppressive new corporate management. Pushed beyond the bounds of decent and reasonable victimisation, the aged retainers take their destiny in their own hands and-- Mutiny! It is from "Monty Python". http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0215685/ |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
I thought I remembered seeing it as the prelude to Yellow Beard.
"arrrrggh! You'll never kill anyone if you go around thinkin'!" Scout "Bob Crantz" wrote in message . .. "DSK" wrote in message ... What part of Cyrano is this from? I didn't recognize it........ Bob Crantz wrote: NARRATOR: In the bleak days of nineteen-eighty-three, as England languished in the doldrums of a ruinous monetarist policy, the good and loyal men of the Permanent Assurance Company-- a once-proud family firm, recently fallen in hard times-- strained under the yoke of their oppressive new corporate management. Pushed beyond the bounds of decent and reasonable victimisation, the aged retainers take their destiny in their own hands and-- Mutiny! It is from "Monty Python". http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0215685/ |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
"Joe" wrote: Bob Crantz wrote: Right you are Lloyd. The good Captain always used perfect grammar too. Yes he duz, eyes injoy dat ass spect of him. The good Captain has a tremendous sense of humor Warped is more like it. But enjoyable. He's ridden out dozens of hurricanes with winds in the hundreds of miles per hour. Yeah, LP thru a hissy fit when the Captain sailed out into the swamps with that Seminole Indian squaw, to ride out hurricane Wilma in style. I *never* "thru a hissy fit", Joe. You idiot! I was concerned, just like a loved one of any type, (mother, father, sister, brother, nephew, niece). Do you get my drift? Did you forget it was a hurricane, and you are dealing with a little bit of rain and your whining...(again!) According to LP, I caused a big fight.....and the ultimate break-up of the smitten lovers....go figure. Capt Neal owes me big time if it's true. Is that in the opera or something? Real life is better...promise ya! He has also highly modified his fine blue water cruiser to be the epitome of fine cruising yachts. He will be impressed with my highly modified fine lake racer, cruiser. It's just a couple feet shorter than his yacht. I doubt it. Capt. Neal doesn't hang out with misfits like you! LP Joe Amen! "LLoyd Bonafide" wrote in message . .. I'd say Capt Neal is both! Lloyd |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
"Joe" wrote i Yeah, LP thru a hissy fit when the Captain sailed out into the swamps with that Seminole Indian squaw, to ride out hurricane Wilma in style. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. According to LP, I caused a big fight.....and the ultimate break-up of the smitten lovers....go figure. Capt Neal owes me big time if it's true. |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
Scotty.. LP is a guy, just ask Neal.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Scotty" wrote in message ... "Joe" wrote i Yeah, LP thru a hissy fit when the Captain sailed out into the swamps with that Seminole Indian squaw, to ride out hurricane Wilma in style. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. According to LP, I caused a big fight.....and the ultimate break-up of the smitten lovers....go figure. Capt Neal owes me big time if it's true. |
Brilliant Thinker or Master Mariner?
I'd rather not.
"Capt. JG" wrote in message ... Scotty.. LP is a guy, just ask Neal. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Scotty" wrote in message ... "Joe" wrote i Yeah, LP thru a hissy fit when the Captain sailed out into the swamps with that Seminole Indian squaw, to ride out hurricane Wilma in style. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. According to LP, I caused a big fight.....and the ultimate break-up of the smitten lovers....go figure. Capt Neal owes me big time if it's true. |
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