That's a stupid thing to say when you really don't know how good a swimmer
Boobsie is (although evidence suggests he is not).


silverback wrote:
Try to engage your brain before putting your mouth in gear Doug...

Ever wonder why people think you're a dumbass? Stuff like this.



.... I have
Divemaster certification, I have Lifeguard certification. I've swam since I
was 13 months old. I free dive to 40+ feet spearfishing. I live along the
shore and can swim anytime. I was raised in a marine environment.

So?

Bobsprit has lived his whole life in NYC and there is no way he could
acheive my swimming capabilities by pool visits for an hour... once or twice
a week. You think he would swim in LIS??

1- assuming that "Bobsprit" is a real person, unless you've
followed him around for the past 20 years, you have no way
of guessing what his swimming abilities are.

2- on the Internet, everybody is rich & good-looking. I
achieved a Divemaster certificate at age 7 and swim out to
Ocracoke and back before breakfast every morning. See?




I rest my case.....


You've been resting it too long, that's the problem.

DSK

"DSK" wrote in message
...


2- on the Internet, everybody is rich & good-looking. I achieved a
Divemaster certificate at age 7 and swim out to Ocracoke and back before
breakfast every morning. See?


Not true!

I'm fat, stupid, poor and own no boat!

Amen!

Bob Crantz wrote:
"DSK" wrote in message
...



2- on the Internet, everybody is rich & good-looking. I achieved a
Divemaster certificate at age 7 and swim out to Ocracoke and back before
breakfast every morning. See?



Not true!

I'm fat, stupid, poor and own no boat!

Amen!

2- on the Internet, everybody is rich & good-looking. I achieved a
Divemaster certificate at age 7 and swim out to Ocracoke and back before
breakfast every morning. See?



Bob Crantz wrote:
Not true!

I'm fat, stupid, poor and own no boat!


Yes but you're the exception which proves the rule.

DSK

"DSK" wrote in message
Ever wonder why people think you're a dumbass? Stuff like this.

I doubt they consider me much at all... you on the other hand.... seemed to
have refined acting like a pompous ass all the while extracting one or both
feet from your mouth... to a fine art.

1- assuming that "Bobsprit" is a real person, unless you've followed him
around for the past 20 years, you have no way of guessing what his
swimming abilities are.

Oh Doubting Doug.... just because Bobsprit is as fat as a walrus dosen't
make him a good swimmer. Suck It Up!


2- on the Internet, everybody is rich & good-looking. I achieved a
Divemaster certificate at age 7 and swim out to Ocracoke and back before
breakfast every morning. See?

How did you get so cynical..... ???

You've been resting it too long, that's the problem.

I wasn't the one that needed to step down to a powerboat...

CM

I'm fat, stupid, poor and own no boat!



Trying to make Mooron jealous? I think it's working.



RB
35s5
NY

1- assuming that "Bobsprit" is a real person, unless you've followed him
around for the past 20 years, you have no way of guessing what his
swimming abilities are.


silverback wrote:
Oh Doubting Doug.... just because Bobsprit is as fat as a walrus dosen't
make him a good swimmer. Suck It Up!


Take a look at the physique of some cross-Channel swimmers
before you make dumbass statements like that.


In any event, you're doing the same thing Bobsprit does...
insult other people for no real reason, while bragging.



2- on the Internet, everybody is rich & good-looking. I achieved a
Divemaster certificate at age 7 and swim out to Ocracoke and back before
breakfast every morning. See?


How did you get so cynical..... ???


I'm not cynical, I'm a realist.


You've been resting it too long, that's the problem.


I wasn't the one that needed to step down to a powerboat...


Now you're really getting in the groove, bobsilverspit! Good
work.

DSK

"DSK" wrote in message
Take a look at the physique of some cross-Channel swimmers before you make
dumbass statements like that.

OMG... are you saying Bobsprit has the physique of a Cross Channel Swimmer??
Next you'll be telling me you have the physique of a Triathlete!!

In any event, you're doing the same thing Bobsprit does... insult other
people for no real reason, while bragging.

....and of course when you do it ... it's merely your assumptions supported
by your opinion... based on your your conjecture. Don't be such a Big Baby
Doug! Suck It Up and act like a man. You're getting all weepy on me like
Ganz and Billy


I'm not cynical, I'm a realist.

Oh Sheesh here we go.... argue with my hand about the glass half empty or
half full... I'm not wasting time with you when it's obvious another round
is called for.

Now you're really getting in the groove, bobsilverspit! Good work.

Special on Crying Towels... Aisle 4!! Bwahahahahahaaa

CM-

Take a look at the physique of some cross-Channel swimmers before you make
dumbass statements like that.


silverback wrote:
OMG... are you saying Bobsprit has the physique of a Cross Channel Swimmer??

Hello? Hello?? Is anybody home there?

Why not read what I said instead of trying to make up things?



In any event, you're doing the same thing Bobsprit does... insult other
people for no real reason, while bragging.


...and of course when you do it ... it's merely your assumptions supported
by your opinion... based on your your conjecture.


Like when?


.... Don't be such a Big Baby
Doug! Suck It Up and act like a man. You're getting all weepy on me like
Ganz and Billy


Are you arguing with your hand again? WTF is wrong with you?
Wait a minute, WTF is wrong with me wasting my time like this.

DSK