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That's a stupid thing to say when you really don't know how good a swimmer
Boobsie is (although evidence suggests he is not).


silverback wrote:
Try to engage your brain before putting your mouth in gear Doug...

Ever wonder why people think you're a dumbass? Stuff like this.



.... I have
Divemaster certification, I have Lifeguard certification. I've swam since I
was 13 months old. I free dive to 40+ feet spearfishing. I live along the
shore and can swim anytime. I was raised in a marine environment.

So?

Bobsprit has lived his whole life in NYC and there is no way he could
acheive my swimming capabilities by pool visits for an hour... once or twice
a week. You think he would swim in LIS??

1- assuming that "Bobsprit" is a real person, unless you've
followed him around for the past 20 years, you have no way
of guessing what his swimming abilities are.

2- on the Internet, everybody is rich & good-looking. I
achieved a Divemaster certificate at age 7 and swim out to
Ocracoke and back before breakfast every morning. See?




I rest my case.....


You've been resting it too long, that's the problem.

DSK

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"DSK" wrote in message
...


2- on the Internet, everybody is rich & good-looking. I achieved a
Divemaster certificate at age 7 and swim out to Ocracoke and back before
breakfast every morning. See?


Not true!

I'm fat, stupid, poor and own no boat!

Amen!

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Dr Spock was a Commie.

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"DSK" wrote in message
Ever wonder why people think you're a dumbass? Stuff like this.

I doubt they consider me much at all... you on the other hand.... seemed to
have refined acting like a pompous ass all the while extracting one or both
feet from your mouth... to a fine art.

1- assuming that "Bobsprit" is a real person, unless you've followed him
around for the past 20 years, you have no way of guessing what his
swimming abilities are.

Oh Doubting Doug.... just because Bobsprit is as fat as a walrus dosen't
make him a good swimmer. Suck It Up!


2- on the Internet, everybody is rich & good-looking. I achieved a
Divemaster certificate at age 7 and swim out to Ocracoke and back before
breakfast every morning. See?

How did you get so cynical..... ???

You've been resting it too long, that's the problem.

I wasn't the one that needed to step down to a powerboat...

CM

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Bob Crantz wrote:
"DSK" wrote in message
...



2- on the Internet, everybody is rich & good-looking. I achieved a
Divemaster certificate at age 7 and swim out to Ocracoke and back before
breakfast every morning. See?



Not true!

I'm fat, stupid, poor and own no boat!

Amen!

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2- on the Internet, everybody is rich & good-looking. I achieved a
Divemaster certificate at age 7 and swim out to Ocracoke and back before
breakfast every morning. See?



Bob Crantz wrote:
Not true!

I'm fat, stupid, poor and own no boat!


Yes but you're the exception which proves the rule.

DSK

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I'm fat, stupid, poor and own no boat!



Trying to make Mooron jealous? I think it's working.



RB
35s5
NY

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1- assuming that "Bobsprit" is a real person, unless you've followed him
around for the past 20 years, you have no way of guessing what his
swimming abilities are.


silverback wrote:
Oh Doubting Doug.... just because Bobsprit is as fat as a walrus dosen't
make him a good swimmer. Suck It Up!


Take a look at the physique of some cross-Channel swimmers
before you make dumbass statements like that.


In any event, you're doing the same thing Bobsprit does...
insult other people for no real reason, while bragging.



2- on the Internet, everybody is rich & good-looking. I achieved a
Divemaster certificate at age 7 and swim out to Ocracoke and back before
breakfast every morning. See?


How did you get so cynical..... ???


I'm not cynical, I'm a realist.


You've been resting it too long, that's the problem.


I wasn't the one that needed to step down to a powerboat...


Now you're really getting in the groove, bobsilverspit! Good
work.

DSK

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Bob Crantz wrote:
Dr Spock was a Commie.

So am I.

RB

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"katy" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:
"silverback" wrote in message
news:6dFjg.49260$S61.12606@edtnps90...
"katy" wrote in message

You don't beat 2 year olds...if your parents beat you
at
2 then shame on
them....
I'm not stating the old "Rule of Thumb" nor the "Balled
Fist" here.... a
smack on the butt gets attention right away.

So... Kitty... tell us about the first time you were
spanked! ;-)

and the last time. :o


the last time? my brother caught me across the rear with
a spatula when I was 17...I fif my aim had been better, he
would still be wearing a fork through his butt....

Foof, looks like your aim was to the point!

:^D