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Capt. Rob June 13th 06 04:07 AM

Rob hunches a dog
 

Besides tomorrow will be here faster than you realize bubbles, yet 16
more years rasing a kid is going to put you in your 60's before you"re
free to cruise.


Maybe, but Thomas is the most amazing thing ever to come into my life.
He's even more amazing than sailing. I assume you have kids that are
older, so you know of what I speak.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob June 13th 06 04:25 AM

Rob hunches a dog
 

Did not fly the new
spinnaker, just the jib and main, Not much action but the lake was
quiet void of weekend warriors like you.


Gee, Joe's been posting all day while we were out. Wonder where he
found the time to go sailing???!!! Also...what's with the weekend
warriors like me? Today is Monday and I sailed...joe did not!




Joe, for someone older your sure aren't very bright.


Older? Hey dickweed your older than I am.


maybe not, and if so I have in my memories more miles at sea then you
will ever see even if you live to 100. I'd be happy with what I've done
allready..


Bwahhahahahaha! You have stories, Joe. I guess it helps if you call
them memories. Shove off already and stop posting. You look like a fool
talking about bluewater and not actually sailing off. Go! we'll all be
proud of you!


I have a "passage maker"
You do not.



More like a pacemaker! My 35s5 is noted for it's offshore abilities.
Your insistance that a 35s5 can't go offshore is not only proven wrong,
it just shows that you know little about how far boats have come.



I'll be sailing when ever I want to, to where ever I choose. And I will
be sailing for sure Wensday night, thats the race night here, we have
40-50 boats that race ever wen. night here on clearlake.


Golly, let us all know when you leave!!!! But you'll be posting here
EVERY DAY. Mark my words folks, EVERY DAY!


I choose here and now, clean water, warm breezes and a dock that makes
your finger pier look like well a finger pier. I'm in pasadise now
Robert.




I agree: You're in "pasadise!" BWAHAHAHAHAHA!


Sorry it simple sucks to have a Kia, Bent-a-toe and urgent need to brag
about the harbor sailing you get to do.



Golly, but it's nice to have a sweet little sports car like my STI and
a classic roadster and a faster boat than yours that fits my needs
better than your boats...all in one!


Guess if you're on the hard half the year, and running between broaker
deals, nursery school, selling paddles, writing novels, publishing
coffee table books, cleaning gazillion dollar cameras, listing crap on
e-bay, changing diapers, being Mr. Mom, doing photo shoots with tier 3
losers of gane shows, buying junk cars... it must seem like quite an
accomplishment to actually sail



Boy, do you sound bitter! Yup...I have a lot of hobbies and being a
father is the greatest thing ever. Don't you know that? Sailing with
Thomas today was pure and amazing. Don't your kids sail with you?


Keep dreaming Robert ....someday after you're sixty you might have the
sailing lifestyle I now enjoy every day of the year.



You mean sitting in a heavy slow junker, posting bitterly to people I
don't know and admitting I need two boats to even go sailing at all?
Uh...whoppie!


You might get passed the amusment park giddyness and 30 min rides on
the sound to
learn what real sailing is about.



Sorry, Joe. We love sailing. The feel of it is what it's about. The
water against the keel, the feel of a well balanced set and the rush of
acceleration that a faster boat (not your heavy tub) can manage while
still being plush and liveable. Donal spoke of this regarding his own
Beneteau and he was right. That's why the owner of Doyle Sails raced
and bought one. I don't think he'd be too interested in your Dead Cloud
Pacemaker!


Who ever gave you the hard earned money must be rolling in the grave.


Who said it was hard earned? Money won is the sweetest of all. I
strongly recomend it!

RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob June 13th 06 04:40 AM

Joe Screws the Pooch
 

No.... I dont have a 50 ft cigar boat either..go figure.


I was on a 38 foot Formula 382 last month and it was fun. I have no
problem if that's your kick and you don't mind the fuel ticket.


Bwahahahahahahaa thats OK bubbles you need those things


No, Joe. I LIKE those things. I like British roadsters and I also like
AWD sports cars that are fun to drive fast. Just like you like slow
heavy boats because someone told you that's what a passagemaker should
be. You might want to try one of the newer IP's or Caliber LRC's as
they sail better than your boat and provide the type of methodical
sailing you prefer.

RB
35s5
NY


Scotty June 13th 06 10:06 PM

Rob hunches a dog
 
Joe, You're really killing Bob in these threads. Maybe you'd
better take it easy on the old guy.

SV




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