I'm sorry Sloco Loco.....

Sorry that my car is FAR faster and handles better (STI)...
Sorry that my car (Tribeca) is more comfortable and safer....
Sorry that my new van has 10 times for features, is quieter and nearly
as fast! (0-60 in 7.2 seconds!)
Sorry that my boat is faster....
Sorry that my boat is bigger and better built.....
Sorry that my boat is much newer....
Sorry that my boat has an enclosed head!....
Sorry that my Brooklyn home is worth twice what yours is, yet costs me
nothing to keep....
Sorry that I'm married to a pretty woman....
Sorry that I have sex while you have only Cinemax....
Sorry that I inherited money while I'm young enough to enjoy it....

Sorry, oh so sorry....for Sloco Loco.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


RB
35s5
NY