"SUZY" wrote in message
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Robert,

Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a shirley temple with
one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to dis-credit Mr.
Moorons great charity.

Right You Are... of course! At 50 cents a for liquor/wine bottle and 10
cents a bottle/can for beer... it was a generous contribution to a
worthwhile cause.

We serious drinkers know only too well the value of an active lifestyle and
cycling our alcohol consumption. Only the inept, weak and inactive seem to
decry our abilities... wailing like soothsayers with visions of impending
doom. Secretly we know they live vicariously through our exploits. Envy us
they may..... denounce us and they look like the fools they are.

Case in point... "Capt Rob" is a self proclaimed tea tottling, overweight,
bible thumping evangelist of the evils of alcohol!!!!
While I on the other hand... am an active, muscular, well proportioned,
athletic sailor, ten years his senior, better looking, healthier individual
who can handle alcohol in public due to constant practice!

Tsk Tsk Tsk.....

CM-

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message

CM, reserve a Barrel for me. I'm setting up for the So Pacific. Be
damned to those "Funeral Director"

Heh Thom... ocean currents being what they are and considering the
preservative effects..... our rum barrels could meet one day at sea! :-)

CM

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Scout,

Man, you have to admit, it is a great, no the greatest; Final Sea Voyage
of a life time of sailing.

CM, reserve a Barrel for me. I'm setting up for the So Pacific. Be
damned to those "Funeral Director"

"ROLL OUT THE BARREL" Can be played as they set the Lid

Yes Scout, "I'll Drink to That!!"

That's why we love you Thom!
Scout

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"SUZY" wrote in message
oups.com...
Robert,

Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a shirley temple with
one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to dis-credit Mr.
Moorons great charity.

Right You Are... of course! At 50 cents a for liquor/wine bottle and 10
cents a bottle/can for beer... it was a generous contribution to a
worthwhile cause.

We serious drinkers know only too well the value of an active lifestyle
and cycling our alcohol consumption. Only the inept, weak and inactive
seem to decry our abilities... wailing like soothsayers with visions of
impending doom. Secretly we know they live vicariously through our
exploits. Envy us they may..... denounce us and they look like the fools
they are.

Case in point... "Capt Rob" is a self proclaimed tea tottling, overweight,
bible thumping evangelist of the evils of alcohol!!!!
While I on the other hand... am an active, muscular, well proportioned,
athletic sailor, ten years his senior, better looking, healthier
individual who can handle alcohol in public due to constant practice!

Tsk Tsk Tsk.....

I hear ya brother!
Just last night my good lady wife did her best to get my drunken self to sit
down and behave in a respectful manner. I was affected mightily by good
Captain Morgan, and addressed a crowd of duly impressed apprentices lined
around the bar, when I shouted thusly,
"Mark this on my tombstone lubbers:
' Here lies 245 lbs of dick, muscle, and sreamin' romance!
Loved fightin' and courtin' and dancin' the dance -
By comin' or goin' he made the girls wet,
Knew lots fine ladies, not a one to regret! ' "
Scout
(apologizing as it were, to the ladies of the group, for my occassional lack
of couth and grace)

Scout,

There are a few of us "Beach Sailors" but the Salt still flow in our
Viens. Be it Ever So!

AND: "I'll Drink to That!"

OL" Thom

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

I'm Proud of Ya Scout!!! I'd share a barrel of rum with you anytime....

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"SUZY" wrote in message
oups.com...
Robert,

Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a shirley temple with
one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to dis-credit Mr.
Moorons great charity.

Right You Are... of course! At 50 cents a for liquor/wine bottle and 10
cents a bottle/can for beer... it was a generous contribution to a
worthwhile cause.

We serious drinkers know only too well the value of an active lifestyle
and cycling our alcohol consumption. Only the inept, weak and inactive
seem to decry our abilities... wailing like soothsayers with visions of
impending doom. Secretly we know they live vicariously through our
exploits. Envy us they may..... denounce us and they look like the fools
they are.

Case in point... "Capt Rob" is a self proclaimed tea tottling,
overweight, bible thumping evangelist of the evils of alcohol!!!!
While I on the other hand... am an active, muscular, well proportioned,
athletic sailor, ten years his senior, better looking, healthier
individual who can handle alcohol in public due to constant practice!

Tsk Tsk Tsk.....

I hear ya brother!
Just last night my good lady wife did her best to get my drunken self to
sit down and behave in a respectful manner. I was affected mightily by
good Captain Morgan, and addressed a crowd of duly impressed apprentices
lined around the bar, when I shouted thusly,
"Mark this on my tombstone lubbers:
' Here lies 245 lbs of dick, muscle, and sreamin' romance!
Loved fightin' and courtin' and dancin' the dance -
By comin' or goin' he made the girls wet,
Knew lots fine ladies, not a one to regret! ' "
Scout
(apologizing as it were, to the ladies of the group, for my occassional
lack of couth and grace)

No apology needed.

snicker

Seahag

"Scout" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"SUZY" wrote in message
oups.com...
Robert,

Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a
shirley temple with
one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to
dis-credit Mr.
Moorons great charity.

Right You Are... of course! At 50 cents a for liquor/wine
bottle and 10 cents a bottle/can for beer... it was a
generous contribution to a worthwhile cause.

We serious drinkers know only too well the value of an
active lifestyle and cycling our alcohol consumption.
Only the inept, weak and inactive seem to decry our
abilities... wailing like soothsayers with visions of
impending doom. Secretly we know they live vicariously
through our exploits. Envy us they may..... denounce us
and they look like the fools they are.

Case in point... "Capt Rob" is a self proclaimed tea
tottling, overweight, bible thumping evangelist of the
evils of alcohol!!!!
While I on the other hand... am an active, muscular, well
proportioned, athletic sailor, ten years his senior,
better looking, healthier individual who can handle
alcohol in public due to constant practice!

Tsk Tsk Tsk.....

I hear ya brother!
Just last night my good lady wife did her best to get my
drunken self to sit down and behave in a respectful
manner. I was affected mightily by good Captain Morgan,
and addressed a crowd of duly impressed apprentices lined
around the bar, when I shouted thusly,
"Mark this on my tombstone lubbers:
' Here lies 245 lbs of dick, muscle, and sreamin' romance!
Loved fightin' and courtin' and dancin' the dance -
By comin' or goin' he made the girls wet,
Knew lots fine ladies, not a one to regret! ' "
Scout
(apologizing as it were, to the ladies of the group, for
my occassional lack of couth and grace)

That would scare the people who drank out your barrel...

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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I'm Proud of Ya Scout!!! I'd share a barrel of rum with you anytime....

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"SUZY" wrote in message
oups.com...
Robert,

Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a shirley temple with
one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to dis-credit Mr.
Moorons great charity.

Right You Are... of course! At 50 cents a for liquor/wine bottle and 10
cents a bottle/can for beer... it was a generous contribution to a
worthwhile cause.

We serious drinkers know only too well the value of an active lifestyle
and cycling our alcohol consumption. Only the inept, weak and inactive
seem to decry our abilities... wailing like soothsayers with visions
of
impending doom. Secretly we know they live vicariously through our
exploits. Envy us they may..... denounce us and they look like the
fools
they are.

Case in point... "Capt Rob" is a self proclaimed tea tottling,
overweight, bible thumping evangelist of the evils of alcohol!!!!
While I on the other hand... am an active, muscular, well proportioned,
athletic sailor, ten years his senior, better looking, healthier
individual who can handle alcohol in public due to constant practice!

Tsk Tsk Tsk.....

I hear ya brother!
Just last night my good lady wife did her best to get my drunken self to
sit down and behave in a respectful manner. I was affected mightily by
good Captain Morgan, and addressed a crowd of duly impressed apprentices
lined around the bar, when I shouted thusly,
"Mark this on my tombstone lubbers:
' Here lies 245 lbs of dick, muscle, and sreamin' romance!
Loved fightin' and courtin' and dancin' the dance -
By comin' or goin' he made the girls wet,
Knew lots fine ladies, not a one to regret! ' "
Scout
(apologizing as it were, to the ladies of the group, for my occassional
lack of couth and grace)

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message
Excellent, Katy. Bravo.

You Wino.... Suck-Up!

If the Foo ****s . . .

Max

Nothin' finer than a Lass with a good sense of humor!
Scout

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
No apology needed.

snicker

Seahag

"Scout" wrote in message
news
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"SUZY" wrote in message
oups.com...
Robert,

Just because you vomit for hours after drinking a shirley temple with
one cap full of rum is no reason for you to attempt to dis-credit Mr.
Moorons great charity.

Right You Are... of course! At 50 cents a for liquor/wine bottle and 10
cents a bottle/can for beer... it was a generous contribution to a
worthwhile cause.

We serious drinkers know only too well the value of an active lifestyle
and cycling our alcohol consumption. Only the inept, weak and inactive
seem to decry our abilities... wailing like soothsayers with visions of
impending doom. Secretly we know they live vicariously through our
exploits. Envy us they may..... denounce us and they look like the
fools they are.

Case in point... "Capt Rob" is a self proclaimed tea tottling,
overweight, bible thumping evangelist of the evils of alcohol!!!!
While I on the other hand... am an active, muscular, well proportioned,
athletic sailor, ten years his senior, better looking, healthier
individual who can handle alcohol in public due to constant practice!

Tsk Tsk Tsk.....

I hear ya brother!
Just last night my good lady wife did her best to get my drunken self to
sit down and behave in a respectful manner. I was affected mightily by
good Captain Morgan, and addressed a crowd of duly impressed apprentices
lined around the bar, when I shouted thusly,
"Mark this on my tombstone lubbers:
' Here lies 245 lbs of dick, muscle, and sreamin' romance!
Loved fightin' and courtin' and dancin' the dance -
By comin' or goin' he made the girls wet,
Knew lots fine ladies, not a one to regret! ' "
Scout
(apologizing as it were, to the ladies of the group, for my occassional
lack of couth and grace)