"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Scotty" wrote in message

Why don't you act like a man and buy a motorcycle!

Cause I can only drive a bike for 4 months up here

That's a mouthful--most telling. What a wimp. We ride in sub-zero temps
here.

and my dog likes to hang it's head out the window and bark.

Why don't you just club it and skin it alive, allowing it to die a painful,
lingering death. Then you won't have to deal with its canine idiosyncracies
any longer. You can buy a bike and be a real man. Oh wait, I forgot, you
won't ride in temps below 40 degrees. Never mind.

plus if I need to go for a motorbike ride... I'll borrow one of my biker
friend's machines.

And what does Bubba or Scarface require of you for such favors?? ("Bend
over and grab your ankles, pretty boy.")

Max