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Bob Crantz April 18th 06 09:50 PM

Light question
 

"Edgar" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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OzOne wrote in message

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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:30:35 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


It is only natural that women sense and seek my manly essence.
I first became aware of it, Oz, during the physical act of love...Yes,
a
profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I

was
able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure
you it has not recurred, Oz. Women, er, women sense my power, and they

seek
the life essence. I do not avoid women, Oz...but I do deny them my

essence.


So you made it once but that was your lot, then?


No, I'm saving my virginity for LP.

Amen!



Martin Baxter April 19th 06 05:07 PM

Light question
 
Bob Crantz wrote:



!...You know when
fluoridation began?...1946. 1946,


Yeah, when AlCoA had to find a way to get rid a rather nasty waste
product. Absolutely brilliant plan; convince millions that they need
this stuff for healthy teeth and *sell* it to them!

Praise

Marty

Scout April 21st 06 06:45 AM

Light question
 
When my neice was a senior chemical engineering student, she managed to
ingest the tiniest amount of Sodium Flouride. She remembers tearing her lab
coat off in what seemed like slow motion, and screaming "I"m on Fire!"
Fortunately, she survived and learned a valuable lesson about carelessness
in the lab. To her chagrin, however, a new lab policy was written in her
honor.
Scout

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Bob Crantz wrote:



!...You know when
fluoridation began?...1946. 1946,


Yeah, when AlCoA had to find a way to get rid a rather nasty waste
product. Absolutely brilliant plan; convince millions that they need
this stuff for healthy teeth and *sell* it to them!

Praise

Marty





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