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Matt Colie April 17th 06 07:35 PM

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Me thinks somebody watched too much Monty Pyton


Bob Crantz wrote:
Maybe your hovercraft is full of eels!

Amen!

"DSK" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:

Bzzzt. Wrong!

"Rule 23 (b) An air-cushion vessel when operating in the nondisplacement
mode shall, in addition to the lights prescribed in paragraph (a) of this

Rule, exhibit an all-round flashing yellow light."

NOT a "constant" yellow light. There is no such animal.


Maybe my book is wrong? It shows constant yellow lights as signals for
either pushing a barge (two yellow) or towing on a long cable (yellow over
white).

Fresh Breezes- Doug King





Capt. JG April 17th 06 08:00 PM

Light question
 
Don't know about barges without looking again... no such animal for
air-cushion, and I couldn't find the word "constant" in the manual.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"DSK" wrote in message
...
Capt. JG wrote:
Bzzzt. Wrong!

"Rule 23 (b) An air-cushion vessel when operating in the nondisplacement
mode shall, in addition to the lights prescribed in paragraph (a) of this

Rule, exhibit an all-round flashing yellow light."

NOT a "constant" yellow light. There is no such animal.


Maybe my book is wrong? It shows constant yellow lights as signals for
either pushing a barge (two yellow) or towing on a long cable (yellow over
white).

Fresh Breezes- Doug King




Bob Crantz April 17th 06 08:30 PM

Light question
 
My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!



Bob Crantz April 18th 06 02:06 AM

Light question
 

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:30:35 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


It is only natural that women sense and seek my manly essence.
I first became aware of it, Oz, during the physical act of love...Yes, a
profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was
able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure
you it has not recurred, Oz. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek
the life essence. I do not avoid women, Oz...but I do deny them my essence.



Maxprop April 18th 06 05:06 AM

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:30:35 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


TMI. Waaaay too much.

Max



Maxprop April 18th 06 05:07 AM

Light question
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:30:35 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


It is only natural that women sense and seek my manly essence.
I first became aware of it, Oz, during the physical act of love...Yes, a
profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I
was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can
assure you it has not recurred, Oz. Women, er, women sense my power, and
they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Oz...but I do deny them
my essence.


That's one way to rationalize rejection.

Max



Scout April 18th 06 10:06 AM

Light question
 
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:30:35 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


It is only natural that women sense and seek my manly essence.
I first became aware of it, Oz, during the physical act of love...Yes, a
profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I
was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can
assure you it has not recurred, Oz. Women, er, women sense my power, and
they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Oz...but I do deny them
my essence.


Yes, I seeeee.
Mandrake



Bob Crantz April 18th 06 04:24 PM

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"Scout" wrote in message
...
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:30:35 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


It is only natural that women sense and seek my manly essence.
I first became aware of it, Oz, during the physical act of love...Yes, a
profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I
was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can
assure you it has not recurred, Oz. Women, er, women sense my power, and
they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Oz...but I do deny them
my essence.


Yes, I seeeee.
Mandrake

Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are
studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk,
ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when
fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your
post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A
foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the
knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the
way your hard-core Commie works.



Edgar April 18th 06 09:12 PM

Light question
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...

OzOne wrote in message

...
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:30:35 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


It is only natural that women sense and seek my manly essence.
I first became aware of it, Oz, during the physical act of love...Yes, a
profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I

was
able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure
you it has not recurred, Oz. Women, er, women sense my power, and they

seek
the life essence. I do not avoid women, Oz...but I do deny them my

essence.


So you made it once but that was your lot, then?



Scout April 18th 06 09:44 PM

Light question
 
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..

"Scout" wrote in message
...
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:30:35 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

It is only natural that women sense and seek my manly essence.
I first became aware of it, Oz, during the physical act of love...Yes,
a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily
I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I
can assure you it has not recurred, Oz. Women, er, women sense my power,
and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Oz...but I do deny
them my essence.


Yes, I seeeee.
Mandrake

Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are
studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar,
milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know
when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide
with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't
it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids
without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice.
That's the way your hard-core Commie works.


Gentlemen you can't fight in here - this is the war room!
Scout




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