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Bob Crantz February 17th 06 03:48 PM

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You can still shoot them after they are poisoned.



"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Yeah thats what the dock hands use. Has to be a terriable way to die,
Ive seen the poisioned ones stumbling around bloated.
Plus they get in places and rott and stink. I'd rather shoot them.

Joe




Scout February 17th 06 03:53 PM

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At first I thought my new rifle was a POS. Then I sighted it in. First two
kills were from hits just behind the sholders. I hate to kill the little
buggers, but war is hell afterall. I do feel guilty shooting from the
comfort of my living room; I don't even need to get out of my recliner.
Scout


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
You can still shoot them after they are poisoned.



"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Yeah thats what the dock hands use. Has to be a terriable way to die,
Ive seen the poisioned ones stumbling around bloated.
Plus they get in places and rott and stink. I'd rather shoot them.

Joe






Frank Boettcher February 17th 06 05:14 PM

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On 17 Feb 2006 05:37:32 -0800, "Joe" wrote:

I had a rat chew the radiator fan sensor wire. The computor light came
on. I could not figure it out so brought the car to the dealer. They
wanted to install a new fan, new sensor, harness. Talked about 1,100.00
to fix it. I told them not to touch anything. When I picked up the car
the service manager said a mouse chewed the wire in half. Took a 5 cent
butt splice and a 3" strip of electrical tape to fix it.

Joe



Squirrels will do it too. Tree rats. They ate through the wiring
that goes to the fuel injectors on my truck. Twice. First time I
didn't see it and limped the truck to the mechanic. He charged me $50
to tell me and put the tape on. Second time I taped it myself. sock
full of moth crystals on the carport when we are going to be away for
a few days keeps them away.

Frank

Thom Stewart February 17th 06 05:21 PM

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Joe,

Right about the poision!! If the Rats are going to live in the feed
Barns I sure as hell would rather not have the Rat **** laced with
poision.



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/Pneuma


Capt.Mooron February 17th 06 05:42 PM

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"Frank Boettcher" wrote in message

Squirrels will do it too. Tree rats. They ate through the wiring
that goes to the fuel injectors on my truck. Twice. First time I
didn't see it and limped the truck to the mechanic. He charged me $50
to tell me and put the tape on. Second time I taped it myself. sock
full of moth crystals on the carport when we are going to be away for
a few days keeps them away.


Squirrels are just Rats with better PR.....

CM



Scotty February 17th 06 06:11 PM

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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...
You can still shoot them after they are poisoned.


Can you eat them, then?

Scotty



Scotty February 17th 06 06:12 PM

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:4WnJf.1126$Nr5.514@clgrps13...

"Frank Boettcher" wrote in

message

Squirrels will do it too. Tree rats. They ate through

the wiring
that goes to the fuel injectors on my truck. Twice.

First time I
didn't see it and limped the truck to the mechanic. He

charged me $50
to tell me and put the tape on. Second time I taped it

myself. sock
full of moth crystals on the carport when we are going

to be away for
a few days keeps them away.


Squirrels are just Rats with better PR.....



And more meat. better tasting, too.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_



Capt.Mooron February 17th 06 06:13 PM

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"Scotty" wrote in message

And more meat. better tasting, too.


I don't know about that Scotty.... there are some fricken' big assed rats
around the docks down here. Also.. Rat is a delicacy in some parts. I like
squirrel meat... but I can't stand muskrat or gopher. Porcupine meat is
excellent!

CM



Scotty February 17th 06 06:33 PM

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:4noJf.1134$Nr5.161@clgrps13...

"Scotty" wrote in message

And more meat. better tasting, too.


I don't know about that Scotty.... there are some

fricken' big assed rats
around the docks down here. Also.. Rat is a delicacy in

some parts. I like
squirrel meat... but I can't stand muskrat or gopher.

Porcupine meat is
excellent!


yeah, I really like the built in toothpicks.
;)





jlrogers February 19th 06 11:37 AM

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Kurt Westergaard




Joe February 19th 06 02:10 PM

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He pretty good, almost 50 kills with one shot.

But this one stings too!
http://www.aeronautics.ru/archive/ma...01/mac0079.jpg

Joe


Joe February 20th 06 09:04 PM

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Look Scotty ...Moorons not kidding.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/72590.jpg

Joe


Vito February 21st 06 01:20 PM

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"Joe" wrote
But this one stings too!
http://www.aeronautics.ru/archive/ma...01/mac0079.jpg

A friend's kid came back from carrying one of those in Iraq. Said the
psychological impact was tremendous. If you shoot an insurgent with a .30 cal
from a few hundred yards his buddies get all worked up and sometimes shoot back,
but when you whack one of them from 1000+ yards and his chest disintegrates like
a chuck hit be a 220 Swift they are awe struck and demoralized.



Joe February 21st 06 02:13 PM

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I have a digital film of one in use that a buddy sent from Afganastan
if you want it Vito.

Warning not for the faint of heart. Post your email address if you
wan't it.

Joe


Bart Senior February 21st 06 03:11 PM

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Joe, Send me a copy

doubleecho at optonline dot net

"Joe" wrote
Post your email address if you wan't it.




Joe February 21st 06 03:43 PM

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OK Bart it's on it's way. The shots were taken outside Tora Bora.
(I warned you!)

Awe struck and demoralized is a major understatement on Vito's part.

Joe


Joe February 21st 06 09:09 PM

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Well Bart...no comments on the rifle?

Joe


Bart Senior February 21st 06 11:55 PM

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I have a hard time believing a bullet could do that.

I can understand why it would strike terror into the
hearts of those on the receiving end.

"Joe" wrote

Well Bart...no comments on the rifle?





jlrogers February 21st 06 11:55 PM

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Wow, what kind of sicko are you?


"Mys Terry" wrote in message
...
On 21 Feb 2006 13:09:43 -0800, "Joe" wrote:

Well Bart...no comments on the rifle?

Joe


Give him time. He wanted the photo to masturbate to. He's that kind of a
freak.





Joe February 22nd 06 12:45 AM

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No kidding..When I first saw it all I think was HOLY ****!

Notice how the counter clockwise spin of the bullets sends parts flying
up and to the left in all the shots?
Man O man no wonder Ossama is in the far back corner of some **** hole
rat infested cave.

Got my military and aerospace rag today and they anounced many are
shipping parts for the new all electric DD(X) destroyer.

It's going to have electromagnetic rail guns that fire rounds 250 miles
at over 54,000 fps. No explosives, just big ass capacitors.

And the COIL airbourne laser passed it's ground tests last mo. Can fry
a missle in first booster stage from a high flying 747 .

Joe


Vito February 22nd 06 01:53 PM

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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
I have a digital film of one in use that a buddy sent from Afganastan
if you want it Vito.

Warning not for the faint of heart. Post your email address if you
wan't it.

Joe

vito "at" crosslink.net -- thanks!



Vito February 23rd 06 01:38 PM

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"Vito" wrote...
"Joe" wrote ...
I have a digital film of one in use that a buddy sent from Afganastan
if you want it Vito.

vito "at" crosslink.net -- thanks!

Thanks again Joe! Awesome weapon!




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