While visiting the USA, Mooron walks into a store and asks
the clerk for some "Canadian Bacon".
The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you a Canook?"

Mooron, clearly offended, says," Well, yes I am. But let me
ask you
something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask
me if I was
Italian?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I
was German?

Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if
I was Jewish?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was
Mexican?

Would ya, huh? Would Ya?"

The clerk says, "Well no"

"And if I asked you for some Irish whiskey, would you ask me
if I was Irish?

What about Polish sausage, would you ask me if I was
Polish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't,"

With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then,
why did you
ask me if I'm Canadian just because I asked for Canadian
Bacon?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."